Happy pride month!! Corporate pride is now so ironically passé that you can get deadstock merch for mere pennies on the dollar! Now *that’s* a savings you can be proud about. 🎨 @redicnomad.bsky.social

Yes, I wrote and illustrated a whole Seuss book for this bit.

Ooops I stayed up late playing Mina the Hollower

drawpile guys because i'm rusty

Hans finally convinced me to get a suit. I’ve had my eye on being one wolf in particular, and I came up with a great way to get all his markings right. I’m sure he won’t mind. 😇 When you see him around this summer, I’ll be behind the wheel 😉 feat @hansfaffing.bsky.social 🎨 @ensignblue.bsky.social

Me as soon as they invent the lactose immunization

Man we should bring back chain letters. Send this email to ten people. If an even number people repost this, your crush will fall in love with you. If an odd number of people repost this, your crush will PERISH

Hi everyone, this morning I received word that I am officially being laid off from my job. If you have appreciated my art, I could really use the support right now. Thank you.

God sometimes I feel like I really won the having good taste lottery

Furries should reclaim the word “nuzlocke” tbh

Mannnn just finished Hypnospace Outlaw. Good shit

Happy 40th birthday Ash Ketchum

Oh no, toxic workplace alert…I just got to an episode of Voyager where Janeway literally says “we’re a family” 💀💀💀 never let your boss say this

I’ve got paws of steel

Happy paw day, claw day? Paw claws? Plaws 🎨 @jay.pooltoy.tf

Have you or anyone you know ever won a sweepstakes? Surveys and other signup forms always be like “enter for a chance to win a $5 gift card” and I’m pretty sure they’re all liars

Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo

I am preemptively judging anybody who participates in the bulk buying of tickets for the limited attendance furry event

I think I’ve outdone myself on this one

“I’m not an incel, I’m an ottsel!!!”

July 2020

Finally some fucking culture on the damn island

I have such a specific memory of downloading the Pokémon theme song off AOL and it being 1998 the bitrate was so low it gave the vocals a really pronounced Sylvester the Cat lisp

It’s genuinely so much like the real @apieceofbread.art it’s fucking crazy

Rest in peace to whatever dying synapse in my waking up brain fired off the phrase “idk my bff Jill” as my first no context thought of the day

Nice try D.A.R.E. I may have been scared but I’ll never be straight

Asking AI to make more Pet Sounds and calling it Slop John B

They should add more hours between 2am and 9am just for sleeping

🔥Commissions Open🔥 Not first come first serve, form up for a week. Character Sheets (215USD+) and Full Bodies (125USD+) (please buy sword option) forms.gle/AepLBrJDabPn... Thanks for looking!

They're saying the hardest part about being in an event chat is reading the pins

Everyone on the island has started wearing this shirt and calling me Friend

Oh hell naw please don’t tell me FurAffinity silent patch demoted gallery navigation buttons to text hyperlinks with 100% tap target overlap

I keep seeing “free roof inspection” signs on the side of the road, and I wonder how often they say “everything looks all good!”

Being a YouTuber sounds so awesome man. I can’t wait to buy some thrice-obfuscated digital pennies

It doesn’t get more peak than this

MAINSTREAM BROADCAST MEDIA IS DEAD

I wish I had the confidence of this YouTuber who says “let me show you two methods how to propagate this plant” and the second half cuts to 3 years later as he goes “oops! I forgot about these plants. Let’s see how they’re doing. Oof kinda dead but method A looks less dead”

I truly thought I had Roronoa Zoro with this line

Management’s one weird trick to reduce headcount at the skunk factory… 🦨 w/ @hansfaffing.bsky.social 🎨 @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social

Cléo from 5 to 7 was as good as I had been led to believe it would be

Apologies for being quiet lately. I have been affected by a layoff and, after 9 years working at Aether Studios making characters for Rivals of Aether, Dungeons of Aether and Rivals of Aether 2, I will be out of a job starting May 1st. If you need a concept artist or character designer, hit me up.

God they really were paid by the letter when they invented the written form of the German language huh

New Creative Commons, free to use collection of music up on my itch.io page. This one is a collection of quirked up electronic music made using @timexile.com 's wonderfully weird Scapeshift Reaktor Ensemble. If you're looking for some fun abstract electronic music! jjbbllkk.itch.io/scapeshifters

Fursona self-portrait with IRL outfit for @attyboy.bsky.social 's art show I LOVE FURRY! tommybruce.net/ilovefurry

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

Fursona self-portrait w/ IRL outfit drawn for @attyboy.bsky.social's upcoming art show I LOVE FURRY: tommybruce.net/ilovefurry

Gamers should hire me btw

come 2 the vulpine taproom oooooh you want to come to the vulpine taproom hypnotizes you oooh you want music and snacks and drinks and other fun things oooooh