So many reindeer! I can't tag everyone so i'll just say thanks to everyone who participated, this was a lot of fun.

Awakened a latent memory of the most I ever got tilted by a video game (2004's "Breakdown" for Xbox). The ending was so stressful and unforgiving to play that at one point, I stormed out of my dorm room and walked across the street to buy my only pack of cigarettes to date. A true Breakdown indeed

I poured Rice Krispies into my coffee cup instead of my cereal bowl so I think I really need this caffeine

No I certainly don’t care for that

SCAMMER ALERT!!! I hate to post this on Christmas but if you see this boy DO NOT ENGAGE!!! He's been spotted all around town trying to fish for money to buy Christmas Shoes. Often says “Could you hurry sir, daddy says there’s not much time” but this false sense of urgency is classic scamming. DNI!!!

Merry Mixmas!! 🦌🍺 🎨: @bluescale.bsky.social

Happy holidays from me, @raincoug.bsky.social, and our fabulous cast! ❤️ 🎨: @orlandofox.bsky.social

I’ve been thinking about this line reading for 18 years (Raw Danger!, 2007 PS2)

When u have a findom that controls all your spending, but you really want a new pair of Nikes

stm1&2

Siri play my favorite music (She puts on “Love Me Do”) Siri try harder. Songs I actually like (She puts on a corporate musical) It’s taking some doing but after all these years I think she’s finally starting to understand me

It's so cute that producers get to sign their movies p.g.a., which stands for Producer, Greatest of All Time

Me and @wryote.bsky.social's little duck make quite the manzai comedy duo #FursuitFriday 📷 @mainmandarin.bsky.social

Tumblr is finally appreciating my original content

This florida restaurant trying to be fancy by showing off CCTV of their kitchen… but having massive TV show a bloody knife is more like a horror escape room 😭

We’re not in ENGLAND Siri pull it TOGETHER

Man I was soooo tired last night...you know you're tired when even in your dreams you're too tired to engage with the storyline. Hauling ass across town on public transit to get my car before it's towed and even then I was napping on the bus and in the back seat of my car

I’m getting mixed messages

I like my current hairstylist but I’m trying to decide if I need a new one after he told me millennials ruined the housing market by buying up every property so now there’s none left for the rest of us

It's done! Join me Saturday 12/20 at 3PM CT for the premiere of the non-live version of the live panel I did at MFF!

A fair and fine good evening to you, fellow Bluesky user! What a fun chuckle we had over at the joke post I treated as fact and explained it back at you. I often find myself unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality—luckily my thoughts are made real in this world. Oops, I forgot a punchline!

Some of you might recognize this song. 😉

Porridge for dinner like I’m a little Victorian child. Please m’lord tell me the Fortnite tale once more

Pictures of R.E.M.'s first show.

Fuck man I want a Bluesky privacy mod that makes it so we can all talk to each other but then anybody reading my posts outside of the furry fandom only sees “Kilmo Kilmo Kilmo Aardvark”

Another fuckass Low FODMAP diet. Yeah it stands for: Fuck Off Dude Meals Are Pain in the ass

It’s so crazy that so many people spend way more time being dead than they spend being alive

Headed down to the lobby aaaaany minute now #FursuitFriday 📷: @hansfaffing.bsky.social

My neutral resting face after watching MFF 2025 GOH @scurrow.bsky.social's bold and insightful panel "SCURROW'S GUIDE TO CRYPTID FURSUIT PICTURES, A GUIDE" 📷: @pepper.snowcat.link #FursuitFriday

Wouldn't it be fun if everyone canceled their D+ subscriptions and started to pirate all their streaming content

Some Mff Selfies

Loving this 🖼️ by the wonderful @motel777.xyz !!! Last chance to visit her in the MFF Artist Alley!!!

I’ve returned to the realm of the real after sleeping for 11 hours. I left it all on the court

What a rad MFF. Had a few years feeling like a tiny drop in an increasingly unfamiliar ocean, but seeing my oldest friend be GOH, being around amazing friends, and getting to make so many people laugh made me so glad I’m a part of this community. Thank you all I love you!!!

In order for @mmmatch.es and @scurrow.bsky.social to catch up with each other, @grapeschitz.com has to do the Friendship Pirouette

Letting off steam @scurrow.bsky.social

Thanks @kilmo.bsky.social for getting some great photos of my panel at MFF with @kinggourd.bsky.social

The dulcet tones of @tiller.bsky.social

This is what life in the Hyatt ads looks like. Imagine a tomorrow that’s here in the present moment or whatever 📷 @mainmandarin.bsky.social

Loving this 🖼️ by the wonderful @motel777.xyz !!! Last chance to visit her in the MFF Artist Alley!!!

I CAN’T BELIEVE @kilmo.bsky.social TIED MY FUCKING SHOES

Some snowy boys at #MFF2025 @adelbutton.bsky.social @drevin.bsky.social

GET TO ROOM 22 NOW

I met twink death

God’s fear of me has caused Him to lash out in increasingly desperate ways but I will not be stopping