Paying my respects to the King

いくぞ –！！！

Has it ever been determined whether Wade Duck’s pool ring is sentient

Is the Sonic OC world called Mobius because of how much they strip? @scurrow.bsky.social

I'm too old to KEEP forgetting which way the belt buckle faces. So im just going to stick this to my wall

I regrettably got into an altercation with them when they tried to insist they were waiting for the bathroom before me and when I walked off and said “whatever you can have it” they said “go back to your woke life”

Hawkish lady at the BBQ restaurant was trying to rally others to join in the outrage about how it’s “crazy” that they “let” leaves fall on the table outside

America and Dunkin are codependent

I can’t wait for the revolution to come for the people who write email marketing

How is Bluesky SO ALLERGIC TO HUMOR

Woke up WAGGY to see us in @repoghost.bsky.social's world 🥰

Seethe Mate

Guys it’s official. The independent study that I personally funded published their findings. It says I’m the best there’s ever been and nobody else is doing it like me. That’s huge and guys it’s a very official independent scientific thing.

Enough with the “new driver, please be patient” stickers. I’m ready to see some “experienced driver, please be aggressive”

when cloud services hound me to pay for the 50th time

I made a video about my pooltoy nozzles, focusing a little on how they came to be, and big time on exactly how to install them! Its extra useful for adding in AS the suit is being made too, for you suit makers out there! youtu.be/Xp6QlTQIh6c

Loving how every wastewater treatment facility in the US has to put all of its messaging budget towards “flushable wipes aren’t flushable, please for the love of god stop buying them,” but meanwhile the twenty companies selling them have zero issues with putting them on shelves saying “flush us :)”

It's so cool how we invented insanity for dogs by selectively breeding them to have very specific behavioral instincts that after hundreds of years of utility are now completely unwelcome in the modern world. Domestication rules

I have to observe that even if someone is wearing a full head-to-toe running outfit, seeing a person drop a package in the collection box at the post office and then *immediately* break out into a full run away from the building gives off a somewhat ominous vibe

my sense of smell came back just in time for noxious chemical fumes day 🥰🥰🥰

Sorry but I’m not currently taking media analysis or critique from any video essay that pronounces the title of the film as “Twenty Oh One A Space Odyssey”

I hit credits on Silksong so AMA about how I’m simply a based gamer

Bro you are a bag of salad. No shot

Fuck man I want a Bluesky privacy mod that makes it so we can all talk to each other but then anybody reading my posts outside of the furry fandom only sees “Kilmo Kilmo Kilmo Aardvark”

How do all the Pokéfurs I know resist what must be a constant temptation to type your own name constantly in chat

I wonder if there’s any kind of connection between how much I hate “not enough room at the con hotel” scenarios IRL and how much I love “not enough room at the con hotel” scenarios as a fantasy hijinks setup

the four horsemen of the youtube comment apocalypse 1. who here in 2025? 2. life was so much simpler then…unlike now with everyone on their cell phones. we used to be a society 3. ”you’re so wrong” citing lesson learned from “infamous” galvanizing incident from danny phantom fandom 4. first

The story of a dog who bakes bread but cannot cut it to eat it with those paws. Look how sad he is

I love a bumper sticker like “I brake for kids” because then what does it say about everyone else on the road who isn’t out there saying it

None of y’all evolved to have natural defenses against predators and it shows

Bitches being seen at Furvana

If they really wanted people to call him “Frankenstein’s Monster” instead of “Frankenstein” then they should’ve given him a halfway memorable name. They blew all the cool ass name budget on “Frankenstein” and expect ppl to get all jazzed up over breadcrumbs like “his unnamed friend, the protagonist”

Least productive workday in the history of the gaming industry?

If they ever turn off public likes then Bsky will be ruined

Early impression: Silksong is a hep hup style game

Nobody does it like Seattle

Hell is people watching shortform video apps with the sound on in public

Getting huge Flow vibes from this youtu.be/yiag4DeQN1U?...

I open the compose window and out spills “Inanimate TF likers club should be called Internet Of Things” and now I click post

what's wrong babe? you've barely touched your rarohire rochi terochichimomo

Woah today was my first ever experience of introducing myself by my first name and a total stranger responded “<first name last name>?? I love your <X>” it was so surreal I mean technically i heard someone in VR once say “Kilmo Aardvark? I love your weird art” which was a different flavor of wild

The hardest part about looking at The Sims (2000) now is that with $20K in your pocket you can buy an empty plot of land and construct a pretty nice new house

Oh you guys are gay? Which of you wears the glasses

Hooray!! Today is the day!! Fursuit Commissions are OPEN! Info & apply at my website - jaycostumes.com #furry #fursuit

a thick, yummy one? 🤔 #furryart

The excitable tone in someone’s voice and the way their eyes light up when your conversation accidentally touches on a topic they just watched a video essay about

Alanis Morissette on the full moon: “I am a were now”

Are you interested in making a suit of your own? I’ve spent the last couple years on a pet project, modular fursuit head bases! I will be debuting it this weekend at Denfur to gauge feedback and get more idea, but I’m really excited to see it become a reality!