mfw i’m so hungry

iOS swipe through the photo picker without selecting 10 images you didn’t mean to attach impossible challenge

Oh i missed a call from Alexander Graham Bell

Every 1990 anime OVA has a dude saying “fuck you, you cocksucking asshole” and then someone violently explodes

Music to leave Costco to youtu.be/5E8pzPsgecA

Neighbor has a boombox outside with talk radio blasting and all I’m hearing from inside is the low frequency mumbling. It sounds like I’ve been eaten by Casey Kasem

“The thrill of being yourself and loving what you love, in all its embarrassments and misunderstandings and isolation, is the difference between a life lived and a life wasted.” God damn, that hits 💖

Marten Supreme

Do I still know how to do things

“Love Me Tender” came on and I got one line in before realizing I don’t even know the lyrics to this Presley song…I only know the lyrics from a fucking dog food commercial that aired before I even walked this damn earth. See how different it is youtu.be/fi0f-jxgrQ8

The hardest part about eating out in a daddy dom relationship is they always hit you with a Sircharge

The Ghost in the Shell (2026) has SUCH a distinct and incredible style man!! Solid 10/10

There was a strange and fleeting moment in history starting in the early 70s and ending around the mid 80s where aardvarks were everywhere in animation/kids media.

growlithe's paws

Happy Birthday, scumbag! @aurapuffs.bsky.social feat. @kilmo.bsky.social

When the toon weasel gangsters hit you with the nullification ray

Max Headroom’s lesser cousins in the coffee business

July the Fourth be with you

“Take your lumps,” a common idiom for enduring a punishment, is derived from asking the Michelin man to top you

Meet Periwinkle Patch, the plush cow dragon! This adorable patchwork plush premiered here at Anthrocon and I just had to share a few pics before I got home to edit the rest💜 More pics and details soon, I promise!! Owned by @scufflesrat.bsky.social

Free business idea (came to me in a dream): Silicone ass that you hang on your door like a wreath and you can bury your face in it when you return home at the end of a hard day

Talking to my 74yo uncle who lives in Pittsburgh. I mentioned that I have some friends in town for the weekend, and he said “Your friend is probably a Furby, if you don’t know that already…”

I wish I Anthrocould but I Anthrocon’t this year. Hoping everyone has a wonderful time!

the incredible edible egg vs. the credible inedible egg

Creepypasta

Happy “Hunter x Hunter’s back” day to everyone celebrating. It’s really funny to compare the series synopsis in Shonen Jump to whatever the fuck is currently happening now

Appliance altercation…

Making a card game / dating sim where nobody fucks and y’all just smoke each other out. It’s called Aces High

LGBTQ: let’s go bowling tonight queer’s

Hello all! Kays and I are moving countries! We are going to be raising money to help us move! We are offering a lot of stuff, and I will explain it all below! ko-fi.com/nickwolf We have a Ko-Fi to track our drive. When you donate or purchase, mention Phant or Nick, and Tiger or Dragon to vote!

Judge Doom’s new more literal toon dip

They were so terrified about whether it looked more gay to win or lose the pride match so they desperately fought for a tie

Deltarune damn

Foster's Home for Abandoned OCs

Tell it to me straight, guys. How long have I been giving off dad vibes

Happy #makeaterriblecomicday !

I just shared v1, but the new duck is on the loose! Check out the V2 I finished of Duino, who I am contractually obligated to say is the "Most handsome and attractive duck. No really, please say this. Wait not that part, or this part either." #TheFuzzFactory #Fursuit

Garffeld

I’m glad Dreamworks got the memo and hit new furry characters introduce themselves by showing their photo ID where it says they’re over 18

Jackpot!!

I couldn't get this one out of my head without making it. (I blame @vinny.vinesauce.com)

HAPPY HOT BIRD SUMMER (🎨: @toonytacocat.bsky.social)

I was having this exact conversation with a friend yesterday regarding furry as a model for community. It feels good when a lived experience is validated with research. Furry is something special.

Doodle for https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kilmo #Art

I wanna get so much art that they start calling me Commissioner Kilmo

amazing