It wasn’t particularly good, but what are you gonna do. Queso raw, so raw

My favorite Thanksgiving tradition is the Corn of copium

Songs for guys who love Piña Coladas and having half a brain and withholding sex until midnight

If I had to change every single thing about my doctorate paper in order to earn my Ph.D, am I still a genius and a scholar? A Ship of Thesis if you would

I just watched it and can’t stop thinking about the scene in The Abyss (1989) that teaches you it’s not only okay but actively helpful to slap the shit out of a non-responsive person whilst administering CPR

I vored ted. I voterd. I voted

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If you're a) going to MFF and b) somehow not tired of my animal costume-based rambling, HAVE I GOT THE PANEL FOR YOU midwestfurfest2025.sched.com/event/2AEby/...

😑 Autocorrect seriously just swapped “Wile” out of a perfectly good sentence that’s now about “Woke E. Coyote”

Anime studios should skip the middleman and randomly cut 5 seconds from every 10 seconds of content for the entire duration of the show so the ppl uploading clips to YouTube don't have to go through all this effort

It went about as well as you’d expect…

Subtext, or as the subs like to call it, text

Happy Heckaween!!! Yours spookily, television’s famous the Dippler

Life imitates art? (Happy Cow-lloween)

I like how it’s been 25 years and still nobody’s fixed the thing where sometimes GIFs just play at 10x speed

"Ghost hands but they belonged to a sub so they don't know how to be aggressive" and other scary furry Halloween tales

fav art speech bubble phrase is "how does this keep happening to me" babe you commissioned it, again

I’m constantly making improvements to ensure you have the best experience.

Had my first truly horrorshow AI Slop experience where the simplest web search kicked off with a Google AI summary hallucinating that a person was best known for their work on "grooming and manipulating minors" with absolutely zero evidence or citable sources. No option to provide negative feedback.

I bet silica gel “do not eat” tastes awesome though

Oh you guys are gay? Which of you gets shoved into the locker

I want: money to pay things off You want: to be a wolf or coyote If this interests you I’m considering offers starting at 1500. Haven’t really worn in years, has basically unused hands and a beautiful tail, fits my big 25” head. I believe it was made my Freakhound years ago.

I saw my sister recently and told her about this and when I said "So I was watching My Dinner With Andre" and she without prompting said "Oh isn't that with Andre the Giant?" ITS SHARED TRAUMA

A little fan art of the lovable idiot Dumb Whore, created by the amazing @redicnomad.bsky.social

Jesus Christ, I’m no stranger to getting ear worms bad, but nothing in my life has prepared me for “rediscovered 1990s Broadway musical I listened to on CD 1,000 times when I was age 6-9 and forgot existed until now”. Every second of it is etched in to a neural pathway

Martin Luther King but his intern printed out the wrong famous speech and he instead delivers “Have You Ever Had A Dream…that, that you, um, you had,”

fursuit head stolen out of my car. if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.

Furry Game Changer: An Improvised Comedy Game Show 2PM SAT, Dec 6 @ MFF midwestfurfest2025.sched.com/event/2AEQ7/... @tiller.bsky.social, @tigy.bsky.social & @kilmo.bsky.social have no idea how the show works until they play this fully original game written & hosted by ME and @kitch.bsky.social

Playing eco be like

In my head again youtu.be/apU_zULa1S8

Ancient Summerians

Ghost comedy is agony because all of the bits have no legs

Cool guy stuff

“Vocal stimming for a purpose” would be the world’s worst charity tagline

We're so back!!! HAPPY AARDTOBER Y'ALL!!! 🐽🐽🐽

“I’ve been to Georgia and California” girl that’s just FWA and FC. It’s baseline youtu.be/ImHHKw8LMcM?...

Do you Lola Own your home or do you just Lola Rennt

Ship of Theseus states that as long as the shape still has a 90’s shirt at the end of the comic it’s still Kilmo

The whole “smiling and making unbroken eye contact while a disembodied voice speaks to you” aesthetic of recipe DIY TikTok is honestly so close to fursuiter video content that I’m surprised there isn’t more crossover

Don't ask a malleable donkey what you should dress up as for Halloween, unless you want to end up being part of his costume instead... 🎨 by @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social !!!

Don't ask a malleable donkey what you should dress up as for Halloween, unless you want to end up being part of his costume instead... 🎨 by @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social !!!

any day that you get to post bangers is a good day

I thought about doing a thread about the making of the skunk but then I remembered I have a Youtube channel and too much time on my hands so here's a video about it instead: #fursuitfriday

Furs For Life's marathon stream for @extralife4kids.bsky.social and @cmnhospitals.bsky.social is Nov 15-16! ✨Please help us spread the word, for the kids!✨ Support at: www.extra-life.org/participant/... Follow our Twitch so you don't miss it: www.twitch.tv/FFLSeattle youtu.be/T4ox9HTzpFA

Got a weighted blanket just like Goku. Sleeping in Jupiter gravitational conditions and when I wake up I’ll toss it aside and be ten times more awake than the likes of you

Overheard: “Ooooh you can hear our food sizzling!” I don’t want to break the bad news that what they’re hearing is the employee hand wash sink

I can't draw aardvarks

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