Weird to be seeing TFF happenings without being there but I think the break will be good for me

Prosciutto? Nah I’m pretty neutral on it

Their loss

Accidentally did too much leg workout yesterday and then ran today so tomorrow is probably going to involve a lot of sitting down

SOMEBODY got a little injury on his face and wouldn’t stop scratching at it so desperate measures had to be taken Also they glow in the dark

I thought I was prepared and I was wrong

Americans will measure with anything but the metric system and Car Guys will recommend anything but a crossover

Everything makes me sad now and I don't know how to fix it

Someday I'll leave the house again Not today, but someday

When you get to the rave but realize you forgot your fursuit

Fuck you to season 2 of The Night Manager specifically

Cursed tbh

No feet because he is a ghost and/or phantom

Just be quiet until you’re 30 and ready to be the weird furry you always knew you were

D) none of the above

march

I thought I left my JNCO era back in high school, but

They should make a season of Jury Duty where the main guy is also an actor and he knows everybody else is an actor but they don't know he knows

e621 gallery and tags but only for Far Side comics

“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

Do you think anyone on the Walmart marketing team considered the irony of hiring a guy for their commercials whose current prominent TV role is someone who regrets being the spokesperson for a morally bankrupt company or were they just like lol Walton Goggins

“Dave’s Hot Chicken,” more like Dave’s False Advertising I have seen many hotter chickens and will continue to do so, god willing

> does nothing > WDC I’d be fine with it

It should’ve been me….

I don’t even like Oreos that much I just like eating things 😓

Chicago next week tho

I'd like to figure out how to attend a furry convention in the post-COVID era without having at least one (1) existential crisis during which I start browsing early flights home

Most companies go through great lengths to make sure their most expensive products are also the most aesthetically pleasing, but Apple over here is truly Thinking Different and doing the inverse with the iPhone lineup

Reading a book where it keeps referring to people with different moms but a shared bio dad as step siblings but like That’s wrong, yeah? I’m not losing my mind? Step siblings don’t share a biological parent?

Making fun of the new BMW designs, aka Hoffmeister Kink-shaming

[joker voice] “You wanna know how I got these scars?” *I immediately take out my phone and show you 3,000 photos of my cats*

If you want to read more but you don't know where to start, reading the book version of that TV show or movie you liked is a fun option Sincerely, Someone who spent most of the last month reading through the majority of the Jack Reacher series

Cats love to walk into a room, stop, and look around like they’ve never been there before

You can either draw a coyote or you can draw Wile E but it’s impossible to draw something that is both

Furry has been kinky since the beginning as illustrated by these photos from Confurence 1993 (curated by www.instagram.com/d0gfag/) There has always been a demand for adult spaces in furry. The fandom was founded on the idea that adults can use anthro animals and cartoons to express adult interests.

Name a more iconic duo than delaying plans so I don’t miss a FedEx delivery that requires a signature, and them leaving it in the mailroom

Anyway, this again 🙄

Crazy to tear down others' idiosyncrasies to try to make your own seem normal Crazy to go after babyfurs while also enjoying the fruits of their labor by attending literally any con Crazy to believe that sacrificing members of your community will ingratiate you, an animal person, with fascists

A lesson I wish I could impart on young adults (18+), is that those who direct you to hate & attack others, especially those who are already part of a marginalized group, do not have your best interests at heart. They are cowards who hide behind others, as they coax & encourage horrible actions.

it's simple really

Window-shopping flights and looking at Southwest for the first time since they "improved" and, well I don't think I'll be flying with them ever again tbh

Not just their creations, but really anything about another person. Saying something can have a much bigger impact than you know.

You’re not a serious computerer unless you have the world’s lightest mouse and the world’s heaviest keyboard

Buy ads on media you hate with promo codes that make everything more expensive to those listeners specifically, as punishment

Who I wish I was vs who I am

Blasphemy! I’ve never owned a pair of Jordan 12s in my life

HORSE HORSE HORSE