Randomly message people you haven’t spoken to in a while. Send a selfie, a dog pic, ask how their day is. Have YOU ever disliked getting a random nice message from someone you haven’t heard from in a while?? No! So don’t worry about it and just do it!

DO YOU REMEMBER

It’s international Red Panda day apparently, so appreciate your red pandas the way they should be appreciated 😈 🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social

It’s international Red Panda Day, so appreciate your red pandas the way they should be appreciated 😈 🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social

I don’t trust anyone who have those porn buttholes. Like you know the buttholes that are like totally hair-free and the same color as everything else? Like no blemishes, fuzz? How do they do that? What’s their secret? Is it just like that? I dunno man. Those buttholes… I dunno man.

How is pregnancy NOT an STI? Explain.

His dick hangs just barely lower than the tattered loin cloth he wears around his waist. 🥴

I haven’t bartended in 11 years and honestly I loved doing it, but I don’t think I could do it today. The minute someone comes up to me and says “Hey do you have somewhere I could charge my vape?” I’d quit on the spot. 😭

Can someone please tell me what “SeptENMber” means, I am lost

C’est la vie bitches. make something out of the current chaos, turn the bad into good, keep going 🙏🏻

Whoever needs to hear it; -Not reading the news for a day doesn’t mean you don’t care -Disconnecting for a few days doesn’t mean you don’t care -Turning your brain off from the barrage of things happening doesn’t mean you don’t care -Asking ppl to avoid certain topics doesn’t mean you don’t care

Three new Gaga tracks?? All spooky season themed???? One called “Kill for Love” that’s literally about werewolves knotting you????? (I AM NOT KIDDING, LISTEN TO IT) WE’RE EATINNGGGG open.spotify.com/track/6iAWfz...

This is what happens when you tell me it’s big. #FCF 🥴

My late-in-life (now) gay trait is going to be getting my friends and loved ones to stop drinking caffeine. I still drink decaf every day for the ritual, you don’t miss the caffeine. Mid day crash? Gone. Naps? Don’t need em. Sleep issues? None. Doooo iiiiitttttt

I think the idea that anyone 30+ needs to carve out or stake a claim in the fandom is usually an overreaction to 1-2 shitty Twitter comments that then becomes a theme. But also I’m 34 and look how cute I am bitch

I cannot stress enough; The more realistic a game is, the less I want to play it. I don’t want realistic human features or items in games, I want Super Mario throwing turtle shells at Goombas

Yes hello I would like a snack please I finished my homework

Introducing... Gideon's Muzzle! Our newest fox mouth toy~ 🦊 🧡 Size and all colourations here👉 go.were.dog/FoxMuzz

I fucking love sluts

“H-hey, stop! Wh-what’re you… doing.. Mnnnggnnhhh… RRRFF….” 🥴🥴 🎨: @tritscrits.bsky.social

What will YOU be doing when it happens? I’ll give all my staff the day off work, break out the nicest champagne I can find and invite my neighbors into the street to celebrate with Kool and the Gang. Work it into the BEST mimosa brunch the following morning. Classic. How about you?

There’s a little Noodle on the green, stair. Is a little Noodle sposed to be, there? If you ask a little Noodle If she would like some strudel You put it in her muzz and then the strudel is all gone.

Just so people know how bad/stupid De Minimis going away is; The USA expects foreign carriers (PostNL, Japan Mail etc) to; -Collect tariffs/duties from their customers. -The foreign carrier then need to pay those taxes to the USA. So basically “Hey do our dirty work for us, other countries.”

“I can’t believe Woke did this to me”

Me when my friends won’t stop playing the banjo at the @were.dog warehouse

would you like to buy a potato

ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜʏ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ 📹 // Sterr @ Furaffinity 🎙️🔊 // @spicygaydog.bsky.social

I cannot stress how detoxing from Twitter has restored my faith in humanity and made me understand that most people are sane, actually.

The dream

Social media has melted our brains by subjecting us to every brain dead comment someone can make on our throwaway posts that we’re terrified of being admonished for every thought we have. It’s exhausting thinking “what stupid way could I be offending someone” every minute of the day.

Genuinely curious - How often do yall grocery shop? Like go to the grocery store, pick up vital stuff. So no like “Oh shit we ran out of chili powder” but a trip for just like, meat or veggies is okay. Like once a week? Twice? More, less?

My muffin top is all that Whole grain, low fat I know you want a piece of that But I just wanna dance~

No one; The coolest 12 year old playing Pokemon while The Lion King is playing on the family room TV; “..hehe… Kakuna Rattata….”

I’m rewatching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and I just realized every single person on this show could be one of Roger’s personas on American Dad.

Do this to me 🥴

"You're just afraid of opinions that are different than yours!" Not afraid honey, no. If your 'opinion' is rooted in/attached to harmful rhetoric or a hateful movement, then I'm not afraid of it. I flat out reject it, and by association, you. You don't matter. The sooner you learn that the better.

I swear that half the “Hey it’s international ________ day!” posts aren’t real and it’s just people randomly saying it’s the day of something they enjoy to see how many people they can con into jumping on the bandwagon LOL

"what the hell man"

Same, Noodles

“I refuse to support you or your business if you keep saying shitty things about the president!!!” Ah I see the misunderstanding here. You seem to think your support is wanted or even needed in the first place. You poor thing. Anewican exceptionawism got you good huh? ;-; >w<;;

schlk schlk schlk schlk HNNNGGHHHH schlk schlk Amazing piece by @exsys.bsky.social !

When small businesses try to be transparent with you, please remember that their announcements are carefully crafted responses to dozens of mitigating factors you are not privy to, and that could never be summarized in a social media post to the full extent needed to explain it.

ATTN: US based customers. The De Minimis Exemption is going away on August 29th, 2025. This means that as of this posting, any customers in the USA will have from now until August 28th to place orders before we are forced to shut down orders to your country. Info. 👇

It’s Typhlosion Day? No wonder I got stopped on my shortcut home… Guess I had it coming. 🥵 🎨; @thezestiestbone.bsky.social

Does anyone have experience jailbreaking a Nintendo Switch? I have an old HAC-001 it can be done on. I’m mostly trying to find what mods and stuff you can get for it? Having a hard time finding info on that.

Power dynamic kinks, whatever form they take, all boil down to the exact same things. -I want to have control/give up control -I want to feel cared for and, above all, SAFE -I want to explore shameful, guilty feelings in a healthy environment -I want the space to communicate without judgment

[irl porn] Lazy fcf evening. Working on #4 for the day :3

It’s not Friday but I am in a MOOD. 💦

I need to c0mmi$Si0n art like this with daiquiri SO BADLY LMAO

It’s not Friday but I am in a MOOD. 💦