It’s international Red Panda day apparently, so appreciate your red pandas the way they should be appreciated 😈 🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social

Stop locking your stupid penises up you cowards, go nut to something morally reprehensible.

That big bunny/donkey dude from Starfox was fucking everyone on that stupid spaceship I’d put money on it

Secret Kass cutscene unlocked! Commission for @daiquiripanda.bsky.social! #furry #furryart #nsfw

I desperately, desperately need to find someone who can do my new bird sona ref. It’s a need not a want at this point. But collaborating for a reference is something that feels so much more in depth than a regular piece.

Breathing a sigh of relief for a temporary moment of sanity coming out of the USA. It's important to celebrate victories like this, god I hope that people start waking up to what is needed to defeat the cancer currently scourging America, because it's not "the status quo"

CUNTY BANGS CAME BACK

I’m missing Cunty Bangs Deer in our backyard today.

I don’t think I’d like to dance in the rain anymore. I think I would like for the storm to pass. Just for a little while.

I realized that my generation was cooked with dopamine and attention issues when my friend told me they couldn’t douche without listening to a podcast.

I wish they added him as a villager, I feel like they forgot him a bit those past years but Kass will always be my favorite character from recent Zelda legends 💙💚

"Who's a good pup? Really earning that raise, huh kiddo?" Unbelievably sweet piece by @jackaloo.bsky.social of me 'n Dad. 🍆

LMAO NOOOOO NOT ASH

OH WOW IS THAT A MOCKING BIRD? IS THAT A MOCKING BURD?

Bro wears a snapback but he makes sure to turn it backwards when he’s about to give you a blowjob

I unironically want to find more people to horny RP chat with all day. Honestly it’s nice to escape and unwind with it, everything is so busy these days but pretending to be dumb animals and telling each other the things we wanna do to each other always lifts my mood.

Flirt with your friends. Do it. Do it now. Everyone loves being flirted with, just DO IT like omg tell them they’re hot, kiss em on the cheek, hug them a little bit too long, wink at them across the room

I’ll be working at the con (Howl) all day today, just a warning I have literally not had a minute of sleep last night. Stress and accidental caffeine fucked me over big time. Going to be a long day.

On my way to the hotel for Howloween with @puprypple.bsky.social in tow for setup!

Id let him use his underwear to fashion a noose that he could choke me with while he called me slurs

I’m gunna fuck this Feraligatr in the ass send tweet

I saw this online and someone said “It’s cause he’s weak to ICE” and that is literally the funniest joke I have heard in fifteen years

“Every parade has the right to exist” How is this not satire

🐺 ⋆｡‧˚ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊 𝐯𝐬 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐁! ˚‧｡⋆ 🐦 Let's have some 𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗕 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝟮 (𝟭𝟮.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟱)! What could possibly go wrong, eh, Hank?! 🐦

Wanna come hang out?

Friends

Gahhhh just dawned on me that this is the first BLFC I have EVER missed. Been at every single one since 2013. :( Sad day.

Fun Dip but it’s ketamine

Welcome home, @steedius.cyberstable.net! The journey has been long, in more ways than one, but we made it ❤️ #art

University of Washington - Piece of shit disrupts Psych 210 (The Diversity of Human Sexuality) throwing up nazi salutes, yelling Heil Hitler, and calling everyone “retarded degenerates” and “fags" The professor, Dr. Nicole McNichols, and her class 👏DO 👏NOT 👏PLAY 👏THAT 👏GAME

I’d give my left nut to see Daiquiri done in Hades painting style 😭

I wish I knew how to run advertisements LOL

Melinoë ? More like Hella-no way do I wanna go into work today, I just wanna stay home and play Hades 2.

I genuinely miss streaming. I used to have so much fun doing it and want to do it again aaaaaaaa

If a business account says “For furries, BY furries!” Avoid that shit like the plague LMAO

USA Orders are back online! All of our graphic clothing can freely pass through the border duty and tariff free, just like before! Our whole catalogue is available once more to the United States. Thanks for your patience while we got things sorted! nomadcomplex.com

I just walked into my house to this gift from @teft.bsky.social and the first thing he says is “don’t worry, it’s laminated” and winks at me. OMFG LOOK AT MY FAMILY PHOTO AAAAA

I just walked into my house to this gift from @teft.bsky.social and the first thing he says is “don’t worry, it’s laminated” and winks at me. OMFG LOOK AT MY FAMILY PHOTO AAAAA

CW: Son thinks he's slick. He forgets who raised him. Dad can read him like a book, he's just waiting to see when his son grabs the bull by the balls. And Dad's the bull.

schlk schlk schlk schlk HNNNGGHHHH schlk schlk Amazing piece by @exsys.bsky.social !

Try me ho

Randomly message people you haven’t spoken to in a while. Send a selfie, a dog pic, ask how their day is. Have YOU ever disliked getting a random nice message from someone you haven’t heard from in a while?? No! So don’t worry about it and just do it!

DO YOU REMEMBER

It’s international Red Panda day apparently, so appreciate your red pandas the way they should be appreciated 😈 🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social

It’s international Red Panda Day, so appreciate your red pandas the way they should be appreciated 😈 🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social

I don’t trust anyone who have those porn buttholes. Like you know the buttholes that are like totally hair-free and the same color as everything else? Like no blemishes, fuzz? How do they do that? What’s their secret? Is it just like that? I dunno man. Those buttholes… I dunno man.

How is pregnancy NOT an STI? Explain.

His dick hangs just barely lower than the tattered loin cloth he wears around his waist. 🥴

I haven’t bartended in 11 years and honestly I loved doing it, but I don’t think I could do it today. The minute someone comes up to me and says “Hey do you have somewhere I could charge my vape?” I’d quit on the spot. 😭

Can someone please tell me what “SeptENMber” means, I am lost