My job suspended our quarterly cash bonuses for 2026 because of fuel prices👎🏾 Are we great yet?

Throwback Thursday Throw it back to warmer days. @lamster82.bsky.social @heyrodney.bsky.social @dgschell.bsky.social

Anyway, BF is off traveling for the next 2 weeks. So if I starve, we can blame him😂

BlueSky about to piss me off because why is my handle invalid? I’ve followed the instructions AND renewed my domain🙄

I’m actually starting to enjoy edibles way more than alcohol

The older I get, the more I appreciate a good day-party🙂‍↕️ Folks, if you wanna party with me, this is the way to do it!

On the final leg home. Espresso martini at 34,000ft. 5 bottles of assorted Italian colognes in my bag. 2 bottles of Bottega Gold. And a week full of memories Now to come home for 2 weeks, see my friends, and kiss my man before I jet off to London

How in the hallelujah holy shit is a 1 hour connection between an international flight and a domestic flight legal?

Rome was so much fun. But tbh a week is all you need. By day 5 I was overstimulated, kinda tipsy, full of pasta and ready to go home I’m sitting at the airport waiting for my flight home and I have never been so ready to be back in Seattle in my life

Manifesting that the United upgrade gods work in my favor🤞🏾🤌🏾

Me? Doing such a good job with work that I have a day off while in Rome? 🇮🇹🍕

I love work trips where the worksite is at the same hotel I’m staying in….because who doesn’t want a 2 hour nap in the middle of the work day?!?😌😴

This Lady Gaga/Doechii song is giving me so much life. I kid you not, this has been on a consistent repeat

Me & my guy just have opposing travel schedules for like 3/4 weeks with maybe a couple days both back in the city. I’ve been gone 4 days and I miss him SO MUCH. Especially since I’m 9 hours ahead

Bella Ciao🇮🇹🍝

Well….looks like I won’t be needing Hinge or Tinder anymore🤷🏾‍♂️ (Not me getting claimed and soft launched 🤭)

That 900 mile walkway between the light rail and the actual airport terminal is about to be a fuckin runway, bitch💅🏾

That pilot strike is no joke. My whole Lufthansa itenerary when up in smoke. Never thought I’d be saying this but…. Thanks for saving the day, United

One of the guys at our satellite office was a hottie The Uber driver was a hottie The Canadian couple behind me in the PreCheck line were hotties (yes boys, I saw that look-back you did😉) Sexy men all around today!!!

All my bloomfies have sexy ass pits 🥵like why are yall so god damn hot?!?!

Forever hating a 7:15 flight for work Forever loving the fact that I never went salary exempt because that overtime and PTO accrual is about to be TEA

Bitch…IMPEACH HIM!

The sitting president is threatening war crimes and I have to go “create shareholder value” by sending my silly little emails?!?!?🤬

Sunday Sweet Treats

Took second place in my powerlifting meet today AND my mans brought me food🥰

We went to a wine bar and he bought us caviar😍

Update: I just added PTO to my time card and turned on my OOO *slams laptop shut until Monday*

I mean LOOK AT THE MATERIAL!

I don’t care what anyone says. Having the whole row on the plane to you self….let alone a whole exit row…is top tier. Id rather have this than domestic first class

Debating on whether to work from home tomorrow for a little bit or just take the day off entirely🤔

Talk about Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body, am I right?😂

I’m trying to figure out how the bacon that was $7.99 last week but was on sale for $5.99 is now $9.99

We are under 2 weeks until departure. I cannot even believe this is really happening😍🍝🍕🇮🇹

British Airways, count your f**king days. $89 minimum to choose my seat ahead of time? Please don’t PMO

Brining back post-work hot girl walks. The weather is getting nicer and j need something else to do after work besides eat and scroll

One minute I’m just minding my black-owned business, living life… Next thing you know a boy comes through, makes me start feeling all types of way and jumps all the way to the top of the roster That was the ending to Q1 I was NOT expecting 🙃

Daily affirmations

gay people before they show you the worst song you've ever heard:

THIS ONE 🙂‍↕️🥥🥥

Wait, you mean a man that I’m interested in and is mutually interested, isn’t sending me mixed signals, and actually wants to make time for me? What kinda sorcery is happening here?

I don’t think I can ever forgive the voters that put this guy back into power lol.

People in the office complaint about prices of insurance, gas and electricity bills. At this point, have the day you voted for sweetie

short men >>>>>

Absolutely f*cking not. I would like to relax and be left alone this weekend😂

Good boy🐶

Wait why is he so cute thoooo😍😍😍😍

Wait why is he so cute thoooo😍😍😍😍

Guys, I don’t know how to even say this. Things are just going SO FUCKING WELL for me right now🥰 there’s a lot of boxes being checked, a lot of things falling into place, and I just feel amazing about all of it

Just counted and there are 9 whole ass weeks of work until the next three day weekend (Memorial Day)

I WOULD show up to brunch an hour early😂 Whoever does my calendar is SOOOO fired.