The regional branch of the company was having an event today and I guess the new COO was getting “dunked”

I’m heating up my lunch and the new COO just walked through the common area in swim trunks and flip flops My questions have comments and concerns

It’s Tate McRae day in Seattle!!!!

We traded AIM for Teams and that just doesn’t feel like a fair trade to me

Tell me something GOOD👇🏾

As a millennial that has seen FAR too much for a lifetime, let me just tell you how it’s gonna go: In like a week, the government is gonna re-open. 10 business days max. And you know exactly who is gonna take credit for it (or at least how the narrative will be spun) It’s just all too familiar

When Rihanna said “imma fight a man”, I felt that in my soul

Getting annual compliance training out of the way today so I don’t have to deal with it in 2 months when everyone else is rushing to do theirs Look at me being all proactive ☺️

it’s that time of year again!

Reintroduction thread: Name: Rodney Pronouns: he/him/his Location: PNW🌲 Interests: gym🏋🏾‍♂️cooking 👨‍🍳traveling ✈️ podcasts 🎙️reality tv📺drag 💃 Vocation: Specialized Procurement & Analytics

I’m glad they gave the title cards a bit of an update

I need some rest. Being a baddie in the office AND the gym AND in life is so exhausting y’all

When the topic of Bad Bunny being the SuperBowl Halftime performer comes up and I’m just WAITING for someone to say some halfway racist shit here because the way I would be like RING RING PON DE HR

please donate or share! anything helps 🙏🏻

Fellow buff queer reporting for duty

Okay so I’m out here. Lawd

“Excuse me, do you have this candle in a medium? This $30 5-wick candle smells amazing but it’s literally the size of a dinner plate!”

Not my dad calling and tempting me to go out tonight 🤭😂he was like “you should go out tonight, have some drinks” and I’m like “well I was gonna stay in butttttt…..”

Seeing crowds and lines at locally owned coffee shops on a Saturday morning….right after Starbucks spits in the face of THOUSANDS of people this week. It warms my cold little heart. That’s a flavor of poetic justice that I just LOVE😍☕️

Some folks will comment the most uneducated shit on an instagram post and act like they’re the smartest person in the world Damn, if you didn’t pay attention in 11th grade civics, just say that, Janice

The fact that I bust out of jeans is the reason I’m not paying $100+ for a pair Booty so big, lawd have mercy🍑

No thoughts, just tits 🥥🥥

My backpack is starting to fall apart which is sad The good news is the backpack I’ve had my eye on is on sale for $20 off, I get an additional $20 off because of my work affiliation and I had a $25 gift card I had been sitting in for 2 years that I was finally able to use🙌🏾

I’m such a fall girlie 🥰🍂 a calm breeze, perfectly timed sunsets, flannels, apples I am in HEAVEN!

Whoever made the decision to close the Capitol Hill Starbucks Roastery….your mom is a hoe #UnionBustingIsDisgusting

I’m calling J.G Wentworth

Any Seattle girlies going to Tate McRae October 3rd?

This is a new level of tired.

$800 for Beyoncé, $500 for Gaga, $260 for Tate McRae, $400 for Dua Lipa I stg this man deserves prison time

No thoughts, just tits 🥥🥥

ANYWAYSSSSS…gym crush got some fresh ink on the chest😍and construction daddy gym crush got new gray shorts from Ten Thousand😍😍

Dear Amazon, Just because you move my delivery from 10am-3pm to “before 6pm tomorrow” and then deliver it at 8pm on the original day does not an on time delivery make. Moving the goal post head ass Also, a giant hole in the package should raise some flags. You’re sending me new reed diffusers!

I’ve been at the office all day, did the rapture happen? It’s a little smoky outside so idk

Happy Rapture Day! Is there an afters?

I’m laughing so hard that some people think the rapture is happening tomorrow. Like, did a Partiful invitation go out or something? I’m laughing HARDER at some of the folks who think they’re going 😂

It’s Monday, a new week and I’m feeling….good?

There’s a certain pitch that an airbus engine has that I could point out in the crowd, and to be honest I couldn’t be more proud of that 🥰

Sundays @heyrodney.wtf

Early an productive Sunday morning so far 😌 laundry in the wash and I’m at the gym fighting for my life because my preworkout just kicked it🤡💩

I got so much organizing and cleaning done today. Floors so clean you could eat dinner off of them. I’d be a great trophy husband, guys. I’m just sayin😂

The good news is that I found the cabinet organizers I was looking for so I can finally get my apartment in order The bad news is that Ross has a checkout line so long, Ticketmaster just dropped dead from pure shock

Seeing your good Judy’s at the gym makes everything better!

“Bong tap his meat” or whatever Gordon Ramsey be sayin😋

I think the solid effort at my diet this last couple of weeks yield a little treat tonight for dinner Bok a Bok Chicken for dinner it is! 🍗🍚

@sentimentbot.bsky.social what the tea?

“This isn’t the America I know” Black people:

Random fact timeline cleanse✈️ Here’s something you probably didn’t know! The 5th freedom of aviation grants airlines the right to operate revenue passenger services between 2 countries without originating or terminating service in their home country

Went a little more sporty slut and that’s okay because I make the rules in this house 🥰 short shorts will always fix me