New item added to today’s to-do list: •Call Amazon and give them the business for inconveniencing me for the second straight day in a row

No matter how bad your day gets, just remember that Kristie Noem is STILL a bird-legged heaux

My dad out here making me cry on my commute to work….SIR!!!!😭

I know I’m probably like waaaaay late to the party (never been a Summer House girlie)…..but I’m kinda getting invested in this whole West/Amanda situation Feels like Scandoval all over again

@heyrodney.bsky.social @rat-city-ryan.bsky.social

Burning some Atmos points to have a first class romantic weekend in hawaii with the boyfriend? It’s more likely than you think😍🌺🍍

I’m at my local QFC (yes, THAT one unfortunately 🙄) and someone comes over the PA system announcing that the store is out of paper bags and has no reusable bags to sell And if that’s not a recession indicator, I don’t know what it is

Goals for today’s off-site (day 2): -Submit my PTO requests to my boss (I’ll be damned if I’m working Juneteenth this year) -Pay Rent -Gossip -Eat free food -Leave Early

I am ready for retirement

2 day work off-site. Pray for me They also have the quietest people speaking with NO damn microphones 😑🫠

Bitch, apparently I was zinc deficient??? So I started light supplementation and holy shit I feel incredible 😍

Companies are playing in our faces. Don’t think I didn’t notice that salary ranges are not being displayed on job postings anymore. Don’t PMO

Danity Kane really deserved so much better

Anyone who knows me, knows that I will always champion other people and want them to win. And I’ll do what it takes to help get them there when I can It finally feels like I’m getting some of that karma 😌

A wonderful date night going shopping, getting snacks, and eating our way through the Richmond Night Market I’m laying in bed ready for cuddles, BF is in the shower, and I’m just thinking how lucky I am to be here 🥰

Just try and be patient and kind toward one another ❤️‍🩹

Packing my “spend the night” bag for date night tomorrow 🇨🇦🍁

To the employee that gave me 12 wings instead of 10, I hope you get your ass ate tonight

Honestly….Wingstop is on the menu for dinner tonight.

Getting out of work early before a holiday is top tier

When he wants to take you out of town and says to pick which waterfront hotel you want😍

If you’re sucking dick and you look up and your man and he takes a picture of you If that picture could be used as your profile picture on LinkedIn, you’re not sucking dick properly

3 meetings, dressed decently, inbox is not chaos. These are the work days worth living for

Me floating into Monday fed and freshly cracked🙂‍↕️

@heyrodney.bsky.social 😎😎😎❤️❤️❤️

Din Tai Fung, naked cuddles and great sex Happy date night to meeeeeeeee🥰🥟

ADHD: A Damn Huge Dumper

Someone call McDonalds because I’m about to McFuckin Lose-it on this new property management company

“Such and such posted an instant” Me: TURN THAT 💩OFF RIGHT NOW

Been sticking to my macros since coming back from London 💪🏾

I may still be thousands of dollars in debt from a degree I got over 10 years ago, but I’m so glad that business degree required 2 media literacy classes I feel like a MENSA candidate compared to the aunties of Facebook. They’ll fall for ANYTHING😂🤮

“Men had twice the sperm count as our teenagers do today…” TEENAGERS….TODAY…😳 Just admit that you’re in the files dude

Someone said “bring back summer reading assignments” and honestly…maybe we should 🤔

Back to the gym (for real) for the first time in like 3 weeks😍💪🏾

So I just discovered Slayyyter

My edible 🤝 the wine from dinner Hitting me like a freight train while I watch Reels

Apologies to the Brits, I have been informed that I’ve been upgraded to premium class

It’s “go-home” day on this trip and I couldn’t be more ready for anything in my life if I tried. I miss my bed, my parents, my friends, my apartment, my man, and my gym

⚪️women with a drop of privilege: what store do you purchase your audacity at? Sam’s Club or Costco?

What I will never understand is people that who are not anywhere near affected by a millionaire tax talk about millionaires leaving Seattle behind a millionaire tax Lemme just stay quiet and sip my espresso martini chile. Because you suburb living, out of touch motherfuckers are dead ass wrong

My coworkers and I are huddled at a Starbucks on the WiFi waiting to check in for our flight home tomorrow We are all PRAYING for business class again🤞🏾

I love international assignments simple for the fact that I get a 4 hour break in the middle of the day on long days AND I get a day off before I leave

Update: apparently I jump time zones and people start acting like they haven’t been listening to me the last 2 damn weeks I’ve been talking You done lost your mind and I’m about ready to help you find it

90 minute FaceTime calls with my man 😍🥰 so worth being up at 2am local time for. Especially since it’s after 10am where he is and after 7pm at home. Effort is fucking SEXY🥵

Idk who TF I think I am….but London is off to a great start😂

Bye America👋🏾

When you see you got upgraded to business class on your London red eye

Man, the Spirit Airlines closure got me in my feels. As an aviation industry girlie, they were definitely the butt of the jokes (I even said their flight attendants and gate agents train at the Waffle House) but they were definitely hard working wonderful people. We’re hurting for them today.

I have way too much to do for the amount of energy I actually have🙃

Narrowly avoided turning feelings into unemployment 🤗