I can’t join ICE because my father actually hugged me

I didn’t drink much last night. I had 2 shots of tequila, 3 NA beers, only spent $20 and I was in bed by 12:30. I also don’t feel like wet dog shit Reducing my alcohol intake is gonna be MUCH easier for me than I thought.

Finally started watching Drag Race 18 last night with a friend. (🤫🤫🤫) won the Maxi Challenge which feels SO correct But BITCH THE RUNWAY SONG IS SO GOD DAMN GOOD💃

As promised, a #fcf for my skyline babes. Yall earned it this week for sure! Now call me a good boy and tell me how fat it is😈

Man this has been one hell of a #fcf if I do say so myself 😮‍💨 yall truly are some of the sexiest people I’ve ever seen

We all should be doing gay boy things instead

It’s so fun hyping up friends, bloomfs, and strangers nudes/pics in general. The positivity is very much needed in these awful dark times. Everyone is so hot 🔥

“Get off the internet, I’m expecting a phone call” *2 active Limewire downloads pending*

As promised, a #fcf for my skyline babes. Yall earned it this week for sure! Now call me a good boy and tell me how fat it is😈

I have been absolutely SLEEPING on the thong game. Like, my ass looked good just walking around my apartment last night🥵😍 I cannot get over it and you cannot make me

Postín’ ass because my bloomfies deserve it💥

Postín’ ass because my bloomfies deserve it💥

It’s not radical to want your neighbor to have food and a safe place to live in regardless of where they come from or how they got there Argue with the wall

Saw that @coachkevmartin.bsky.social just put up a really good post on instagram about taking a sexy photo as a tool and now I know what I’m gonna be doing later 📸🤳

On my flight home (30 minutes) an my seat mates are the most obnoxious M*GAts. The 🔴hat but in black, unmoisturized skin, the works. So far I’ve heard the most obnoxious and inappropriate remarks about Somali people, daycares, and Minneapolis. My blood is absolutely boiling!

8am departure for work: FUUUUUCK this. It’s way too early 7am departure for vacation: we’re getting to the airport at 5am, we’re hitting the lounge, give me a cocktail, what is sleep?

Texted a friend last week that we need to catch a Drag Race watch party together this season because I missed hanging out with him I got a text this morning saying he got us tickets to Jane Don’t/Darlene Mitchell this Friday😍

Seattle gays repost so we can find each other 💖💖💖

Am I…am I considering doing a FCF this week?😏 I go on a single 🍄 trip, release some emotions and now I’m just a bold, horny MFer with an unclenched jaw and relaxed shoulders😂

My gym crush is back and looking so beefy😍🙏🏾

This day just kind whooped everybody’s ass, huh? 😵‍💫 I’m so exhausted, I’m considering bed at 7pm

really kind of my entire vibe this year so far

Be in a good headspace when you’re doing this yall. Because whatever you’re feeling, OH YOU WILL FEEL EVERY LAST BUT OF IT

🍄gummy has been popped, rain is about to start Maybe watch this space? Idk I can’t promise you anything one way or another 😂

🤭😈And I oop-

🤭😈And I oop-

New day, new workout program. And of course it’s starting with heavy squats Might fuck around and wear a jockstrap to the gym to celebrate😏

I took the knobs off of one side of the stove, soaked them, scrubbed them an put them back on😌so clean I’m doing the right side tomorrow Is this adulting?

In my little cocoon just recharging my little batteries this weekend😌such a good decision

America…it’s an open book test and the answer is on the board IMPEACH AND REMOVAL FROM OFFICE

Drag name: Sloppiana Dupree

Delete your Twitter account x

You let me find out you’re being mean to “resolutioners” in the gym, I WILL F*CK YOU UP

I have been an absolute shell of a human today. Home at 4am, slept until at least noon, drank like 2 glasses of water, watched season 9 of drag race between naps, and I have not eaten a single thing all day🙃

2025: Globally chaotic. Personally beautiful. @kpnw.bsky.social @heyrodney.wtf @steveneyth.bsky.social @pdxsubdad.bsky.social @lamster82.bsky.social @dgschell.bsky.social

this is what I’m talking about x

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 💪🏾🏋🏾‍♂️

Sometimes feel like I exist to gas up my oomfies so they can find their confidence, and then I release them into the wild.

Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 💪🏾🏋🏾‍♂️

Just narrowly avoided having my instagram hacked 🫢luckily I’m VERY quick with the cyber lockdowns. The devil works hard, but I work harder 💅🏾

Me opening my work email and finding out I’m going to be in both San Diego AND Honolulu next month

Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one. EASILY this one🍑🍑

how it feels to work this week

Another day of thinking about how handsome men are 🥰🥰

Post your favourite nude of 2025. You can only pick one. EASILY this one🍑🍑