my life a movie fr except it's by Mike Leigh

sometimes you have to sit in the dark for 3.5 hour in deep contemplation of Japanese media

I don't fuck around. Was rly amazing

gonna go see this instead of the odyssey today at afi

as an recovering addict: it's because drugs and alcohol are remarkably effective at delivering an escape until they aren't and then you're already stuck in the addiction cycle. but yes a good escape for me now is reading classic Japanese literature with my tits out on the couch

@corinnejess.bsky.social ❤️

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

Blind measured almost exactly a foot :)

Get in the cuck chair Garak

the thing missing from American Soccer Fan discourse is a healthy dose of pseudoscientific mysticism. i'm going to take the What The Bleep Do We Know route and start insisting we literally can't perceive the ball on the field because we haven't been exposed to anything like that before

They're booing children at the home run Derby in Philadelphia

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

Little miss everything seems ok according to the vet at the $600 senior dog wellness check / vaccine rodeo

He's Mogging

EGG HEAD - “HARD CORE!” A witless, victorious smile adorns his face. “HARD CORE TO THE MEGA!”

Um someone tipped me in Art today?

it took me a couple years to figure out that my transition is me living fully in alignment with reality rather than like exercising my Nietzschean will to power in resistance to it

"I am not the center of the universe" hits different these days because what it really means is that when annoying to outright bad stuff happens "to" me I don't have to feel like it means the universe is custom designed to fuck me over

"I'm just a girl" but in a cultivating humility way not an obviating responsibility for my own growth way

I don't have ideas for tweets anymore and that's ok

The only movie on Letterboxd under the language "Gibberish"

gay men are my brothers and femboys are my sisters and nonbinary hoes are my siblings etc etc etc

Learning how to fix an old motorcycle

Pool day with the birthday girl @corinnejess.bsky.social

le groupuscule antisémite ...

me talking to magically resurrected founding father: and so sir you can see how the supreme court has become a deeply illegitimate institution that threatens the very republic you created founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???

I gasped so loud at that goal

New nails 💅

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The German language was custom made for Reggae. Been playing this one every chance I get youtu.be/U7qTAERC37k?...

can’t tell yall enough what a breakthrough it was for me to learn from this interview that most people just want to feel like they’re being obeyed they rarely follow up on whether you actually obey them

not really a motherbeat girlie. No disrespect I just resonate more with the emotional and spiritual range of 70s and 80s European synth music, Neue Deustche Welle, fake German reggae, Christian psychedelic music etc

as a committed centrist, it saddens me that both parties are falling captive to their extremes - the right to insurrectionist cultists who want to invade american cities, and the left to socialists who want better bus service

I also think both Mamdani and Janeese’s victories illustrate how trashing big-city “transplants” is an electoral dead end. In both DC and NYC, newer arrivals and longtime residents were on the same page. It was the wealthier white people who tried to divide this coalition that proved out of touch.

The toxic, racialized election discourse that pitted DC “transplants” against longtime residents was, in fact, driven almost entirely by wealthy white people. These commentators need to rethink the nasty racist stereotypes that lay behind their false and insulting conception of the DC electorate.

There were some ugly claims on X that Janeese was the candidate of white “transplants” while McDuffie was the choice of longtime Black residents. But it looks like McDuffie will only win ward 3 (wealthy, white) while Janeese will carry every other ward (including majority-Black wards 7 and 8).

The war on metaphor is over and we lost. defector.com/promises-mad...

fondle is a daily browser game where you jerk someone off to completion

drum taking a happy swim, swimming happily

Californians when the timeline starts talking too much about some New York team

my resting bitch face when I work door at the club is possibly undefeated

You know, if there's one thing I'm sure every Knicks fan was hoping for heading into their first NBA Finals this millennium, it's that, after two Knicks wins, things would devolve into public fights featuring the owner, the mayor, the president, prediction markets + influencers.

1. In a move that is likely to be seen as capitulation to Trump, EITM can confirm that Mamdani's first ever trans direct care clinic will deny care to those under 19 years of age, the age from Trump's anti-trans EOs. It is a far cry from his pledge to "use every tool" to fight capitulation.

Generally freedom of expression is one of the few domains where Americans unequivocally do better than Europeans, both in spirit and in practice

that's beautiful DJ

Law of the Jungle 🀄️

(yelling over the roar of a huge building that provides no jobs and spikes utility prices to power a bad, unpopular product being forced into everyone's lives with the promise that it will soon replace them) YOU RUBES ONLY THINK THIS SUCKS BECAUSE YOUR FEEBLE INTELLECTS ARE UNDER THE THRALL OF MEMES