LMAO epstein knows trump is a monster, game recognize game, tries to warn the world or something ahead of the 2016 election, ends up dead in a cell? Kinda verging on a case of sad oligarch

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As someone who exchanges emails with relatively powerful (read: wealthy) people frequently, this trick works great. Put "please excuse typos and brevity" as your signature and send all your emails from your phone to instantly gain the respect of the bourgeoisie.

The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging. They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”. They raped them. Sex implies consent. The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.

i might be homeless real soon because medicaid requires the state to take my grandpa's house CONSEQUENCES FOR THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WHEN

Sure, it's nice to get confirmation that all the people were terrible, but we live in an age where consequences only roll downhill onto people who don't deserve them and it's a little hard to care about the ugly details

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

you know how James Burke wrote sweeping histories of technology and its impacts on society? Is there like a James Burke for political movements? Or IDK, ideologies? I was just looking at this page and there's so much history in the world and so little time to read en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politic...

if politicians were smart they would've sought to limit the ability of the capitalist class to accumulate wealth, thus creating a direct threat to politicians' own power smdh

it might be a bad year for christmas presents under a tree, but a great year for christmas presents wrapped in karmic reversals of fortune

i've always been a little amused and a little annoyed by people who write texts and emails like it's a telegram and they're paying by the word

that “HA!” is one of the best line deliveries in seven seasons of that show. I think about it every day

When you meet the pope of Chicago don’t ask if he knows the blues brothers dance, he knows the blues brothers dance ok? he knows Be respectful. Do the Elwood part so he can do the Jake part.

*elderly gestures at the timeline* I remember when this was all orange groves. And Alf hog.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win. Please do repeat this insight.

The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.

update, this is starting to feel like a berlin wall moment things are still bad and those in power are still fighting as hard as they can to maintain them, but the wall is suddenly crumbling and they are visibly weak and scared and impotent to stop it

today was so full of things and now my brain is done thinking thoughts

you must remember that they might NOT be giants either

Morning #Bluesky This cute wee puppy is available on my website. She is handmade from textiles and wears a beautiful red polkadot skirt. Oh, and she is holding a little bone saved for a snack later 🙃 littlebirdofparadise.bigcartel.com/product/a-sw... #MHHSBD #art #dog #bsnm #originalart #artsky

The more we learn about EBV, the more angry I am at the person who came to school sick and infected the rest of us. Then the school tried to expel me for missing too many days. We must stop normalizing pushing through illness. It can have lifelong consequences

Supermarket radio just advertised a service called milkrunner and it took on a much darker context for me since I immediately thought of this.

when you wanna re-encode your video and can't bear to part with picture quality and end up with a file size of 9.6 GB

shoutout to coronal mass ejections getting solar jizz all over the Earth

Anyways back in olden times a red aurora meant the death of kings JUST A FUN FACT NOT RELATED TO ANYTHING

i’m here you aurora borealaas bitch

IT GOT BETTER 📍Central MN

Good afternoon, Boo Boo (who is now available for adoption).

How am I supposed to get anything done while the sky is doing The Thing

Remember the reason to be thankful this season. Etsy Witches.

O HFU CK OH SHIT

the fact that doritos doesn’t sell bottles of cool ranch seasoning feels like an enormous missed opportunity

meta pr keeps implying that the glasses and a phone are no different. in response, we say this:

Big-Eye Painting but Ferengi

Yesterday, when Bovino announced ICE would be returning to Little Village today, some of us donated and fundraised to buy out street vendors in the neighborhood. This morning, volunteers hit the streets at 6:30 am, looking for vendors to buy out. Tamales make an excellent breakfast.

I found The Joy Luck Club in a box of library donations destined for trash when I was 13 or 14. It was the first book that addressed relationships between mothers and daughters, what it's like when generations within a family come up in different cultures, and not being able to express yourself 😭💖

what if instead of wars we had wares and the world just peacefully traded them. happy armistice day.

i just think it's fucked up and wrong that the government can seize all your assets for being poor and needing medicaid

fuck i am so stressed about Things i don't feel like explaining

Delightful thread

I was lucky as a little kid that people taught me to sound out words to learn to read. I understood words are made of letters and each letter has sounds. I got hugely frustrated one time though because I wanted my mom to teach me how to spell the letters

lost all my ambition to get things done when i found Pumpkin peed on Pop-Pop's mattress again this is dire. i can't leave the house without him getting upset. h e l p

Dwarven crimes for all!!

their getaway car? deeply concerning. 🚙🚀

OH SHIIIIIIT

Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You