Stop saying the cop was assaulted by a sandwich You have to use the passive voice. The officer was impacted by a sweet onion chicken teriyaki of unclear origin

musk really said that mamdani is a "swindler" because he promised things "instead of having a consistent message" to describe the guy who has been more consistently on message than even bernie sanders, the king of consistency. man shut tf up, that is embarrassing. what a painfully stupid child.

lmaoooo the performative smug "stick that subway sandwich somewhere else" somebody needs to scream this back at her

we need to be liberated from the petroleum idealogues...

nooooooo someone liked an old pun of mine on the day of sandwich puns. i feel deep shame.

bravo, great use of resources doj. money, time, and energy well spent. not embarrassing at all. 👍

trump posed like one of those funerals where the body is propped up in their favorite chair surrounded by all of their favorite things

lol he fainted from all the bribe money he had to pay

socialism is hot wife towering over you

why spend money on groceries if you can instead not feel hungry anymore? go to trumprx dot com to learn more

POSSIBLE reversal of SOME mass firings nah bro come back with way more than that

it is pretty unfair to have a player put up these numbers in just 15 minutes

Useful background: "Child care centers were previously protected under a 'sensitive locations' directive that advised ICE to not conduct enforcement in places like schools and day cares. But President Donald Trump removed that protection on his first day in office."

he could have been a poaster but chose a different path

digging up henry kissinger's desiccated carcass to clone him and kill baby kissinger just to dispel the idea that i wouldn't kill an evil baby

My wife and I had a Hindu wedding ceremony in her parents backyard and the HOA bitched about it and fined them. Over the years my FIL has built up an Indian voting bloc and now they control the whole thing and he walks around the development like this telling white people to mow their fucking lawn

why does his stroke have to torture us with all of these little tiny hints. just get it over with already.

what a great way to visualize this insanity

ICE isn’t going after the worst of the worst. This morning, they took a preschool teacher without a warrant IN FRONT OF CHILDREN in my district. #ice #chicago

damn relentless hope lol

I will be tracking NYC election results here (if anyone sees the enr.boenyc.gov page go live so I can configure the scraper please ping me!) docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

Channel surfing with a BBC visit to NYC in 1967. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwOM...

this is how i found out barstool is based out of nyc, and i want them gone. go to boston.

bro really experienced that trauma

there's a lot of stupid in this article, but here's one: yes, republicans turned nancy pelosi into a boogeyman. NANCY. PELOSI. so, it doesn't matter if the person is centrist or a leftist, they're still gonna call you a communist, so YOU MAY AS WELL RUN TO THE LEFT AND GIVE VOTERS WHAT THEY WANT!!

THE EUNUCHS HAVE NO TENETS EXCEPT CORRUPTION

real "big fat doo-doo head" energy

HAPPY ZOHRAN MAMDANI DAY DICK CHENEY DIED LMAOOO

This is one of the most incredible moments in American electoral history. I’m struck dumb. I’ve only dreamed of a moment like this

I love how this implies they’ve been embarrassed multiple times but were fine with up until the little Hitler incident

Oh they want Cuomo to lose lose

my god this is genuinely insane. sometime in the 50's, jamaica estates, south jamaica, and hollis in queens formed the bermuda triangle of corruption.

To the people walking around Manhattan wearing your marathon medals: we get it.

very funny sir!

ooo jeffries is feeling a bit spicy today

Incredible. He keeps reminding everyone he’s a pedophile defender and his lobotomites just nod along stupidly

The correct unit of municipal budget analysis is not dollars but "Cost of Policing (CoP) days/hours" You take total money spent on cops over the year (including OT and settlements) and divide by 365 to get one CoP day

pov

gonna check this out, but it's killing me that this mosaic looks like andrew cuomo lmao

oh cmon man...

yes please ground all air traffic that would kick ass

damn this goes hard

i haven't seen this many swings and misses since the 2014 Mets