a movie director needs to do that in homage of mike f

the nytimes rolodex for trump voters is just the onion's american voices people

social media and smart phones need to be smashed and scattered into the wind of revolution

i did whereidlive.com but for nyc

it's gonna rule when she leaves this dude and takes that bag

The contrast in headlines for left vs right media is also true for sports

I’m not saying draymond green is right about anything, he’s 99.9% wrong about everything, but that 0.1% time he was right was when he punched Jordan Poole in the face

butter cow

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

(when unusual whales sees a regular ass whale)

my notifs is becoming a mess because i think jfk should be one rung up instead of being pared with that psychopath h.w. bush

not a fan of this cover (and separately the implication that he's not ready to be mayor when we've had a clown in power). i really hoped his first nymag cover would top the de blasio 2nd admin cover, which is genuinely delightful

(popping the shotgun out of the secret compartment in my headboard) brb babe i'm gonna kill some time

if this is good i will make this my entire personality

oh yeah you know mills be saddle'n that tog

"grunting a sculpture on the can" is a world class sentence that needs to be recognized as such

you hit too hard. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you [unironic]

reminder if you punch, kick, and stomp on nazis you're sexy af (especially as you shoot a gun in the air because you'd rather waste your bullets on god than a nazi)

If you let your kids play that shit I will judge you vocally

I do not care about the Joe Rogan looking dudes surveillance app

Lmaooo

But only as a treat

nw the greatest Christmas movie ever made that isn’t muppet Christmas carol

That is quite the wiki bio

"Inevitably someone will say something extremely Reddit . . . " MADE IN USA // 2025 ANOTHER DECEMBER

(Mark Cuban in the NYT op-ed section) How I Tried to Reason with Blue Sky About Heath Care and Was Assaulted by Communists

faking my originalism

Imagine reading just 10% of the news about the that pedophile and his lawless jackbooted thugs and being like Yes, this is IT!

Oh cool Epstein had a fake passport. Very normal.

Explain your username 🎤 It is clever enough to

I just bought $150 worth of sausage and ham from Schaller Weber, and it’s mostly for me

The reputational arc of both Chomsky and Greenpeace are the same

We once believed in the dream

Nbd just an uncensored suicide note from Jeffrey Epstein to convicted pedo Larry Nasser mentioning that our President is also pedo www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/s/...

Heritage imploding might not mean much in long run, bad people will always figure out how to do bad things, but it’s so cool in the short run no matter what

Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it…

For a few minutes I thought CECOT was whatever right wing hate conference the republicans are at rn but then I remembered the El Salvador black site torture box

Took a long break but started up Blue Prince and suddenly 8 hours went by

Andrew Tate getting his face mashed by someone who isn't even a proper boxer is the Sunday morning story you need.

Joe Rogan please fight someone tomorrow we need the trifecta

His jaw was dislocated then relocated to another zip code

no time to explain i need all 10k of you to like the attached image posthaste

I’ve worn the same pair of doc martens Chelsea boots for about a decade, and I’ve had them resoled 4 times to keep em going, but I never bothered with inserts. After significant heel pain I caved and finally bought inserts and I swear to god it cured like 4 different maladies.

Really don't think this happens without Zohran

It's your birthday, Duane.

who should Anthony Joshua beat up next?

lmaooo eat shit

"take his gun"