I am going to avoid overconfidence but I think it’s fair to say at this point that given the electoral advantage they appeared to have 16 months ago, things have gone about as badly as possible for the national GOP since

you're trapped in the last tv show you watched. where are you? The British embassy with Keri Russell. I’ve been preparing my whole life for this.

I wonder if people with only mild ulcerative colitis feel left out by the Rinvoq commercials

This morning my daughter heard the song “Lean On Me” by Bill Withers and immediately declared it to be “probably the best song of all time.” Your 5 year old GOAT could never.

I think the weakest insult is “Pretty Boy” because you’re basically telling the person the most mockable thing about them is that they’re hot.

Pedro Porro is playing his absolute ass off right now and deserves a better club, better tactics, better teammates

That was so much more of a push than the one that got our goal against Arsenal disallowed

I have worked many weekends in my life for truly trivial bullshit but yeah the death count will probably only be in the low thousands by then no worries

Yea guys give it a week no rush

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Wolf Blitzer’s gonna bring in every defense contractor and private equity guy on the planet to explain why this is Good Actually

We have always sort of shielded our 5 year old from scary news stories but we just sort of had an unspoken mutual decision to let her watch the news and answer her questions and boy oh boy is this a shitty morning.

Did he even evacuate regional US embassies? Did they even know this was gonna happen?

How are we as a society still trotting Wolf Blitzer out there

Push alert reminding me that it’s time to depart Middle Earth for the Grey Havens:

Is WUTHERING HEIGHTS fun bad or boring bad

That game was

Not sure if it will matter but Richarlison is going to be operating at like a 13/10 emotionally here

Lmao of all the people who don’t get to say this. Maybe don’t miss an open goal.

Lmao one of the softest disallowed goals I’ve ever seen. Fuck off. We already suck they don’t need help.

Dragusin marking Gyokores:

Sarr looking up for it

I have no expectations for this game but my goodness do I want to see Arteta sad

Time for Bruce Arthur to post through it

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The Gaudreau stuff is so pure, not at all emotionally manipulative. Genuine love. It’s wrecking me.

Who is gonna be the guy who gives the Gaudreau family his gold medal? I think one of the Tkachuks should step up.

And now to turn on the Tottenham game and get my mood back to breakeven

I miss you Brock Nelson

Binnington looks shook but he basically did his job here

Canadian team is almost exactly half very handsome young men and half Guys Who Look Like They’ve Seen Some Shit

I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me you can Caaaaaaaale Maaaaakaaaaaaar

As good as Hellebuyck was, the entire US defense just absolutely put their bodies on the line in front of him today too. That was really special.

That’s OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST BROCK NELSON to you (OAIAAI)

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that Canada could have scored 5 or 6 goals today without the goalie even being particularly bad

Next time let’s win a gold medal not wearing Rangers jerseys

Note to future self: drink less coffee if there’s hockey on in the morning

Most fun I’ve had watching hockey since the TJ Oshie RED DAWN game

We are getting worse at democracy but better at hockey

1) Canada deserved to win that game but 2) Connor motherfucking Hellebuyck

HOLY SHIT

NOT NOW, RAJA KRISHNAMOORTHI

I feel like this is going to end with a very near goal on on end instantly followed by a breakaway winner at the other and a continent of 400 million people are all gonna need to go for a lil walk

NOT NOW, SHAKESPEARE

I have to watch Spurs get boatraced by Arsenal in an hour and it would be really nice if I’m not going into it already devastated

If this ends with Hellebuyck allowing a goal it’s just sooooo rough on him. The guy is an absolute magician.

Somebody get Jalen Brunson a pair of skates imo

What’s our best couple 3 on 3 lines?