Advent, Villanova Pope, Jalen Brunson MVP — seems like the EMIRATES NBA CUP matters TO JESUS

The thing we have learned about this Knicks group time and time again is if you let them hang around and smell the finish line they turn into a ravenous pack of wild dogs. Going to be an absolutely murderous out for every single team that plays them.

This sequence right here at the start of the 4th quarter was the turning point in the game. Knicks got 5 offensive rebounds in less than a minute That produced SEVEN shots attempts against just one for the Spurs. Worth mentioning on the next possession Fox produced a turnover.

More men have walked on the moon than have won the NBA Cup. This is probably not true so don’t check it but it’s cool to think about and definitely Ariel Hukporti has only done one of these things.

“But how will they blow this?” But it’s over and they didn’t! What????

“Does the NBA Cup matter?” I don’t know. Here’s what I know. For the first time in my life something just ended without the Knicks blowing it and now there are no more chances for them to blow it and that’s new for me and I like it a lot.

“My name is [Tyler Kolek]. You [defeated] my [Larry Johnson and Latrell Sprewell in the 99 Finals]. Prepare to [Lose in the final of the 2025 NBA Cup].”

The thing about the NBA Cup is that the common people of New York have made some really smart points such as “this matters a lot to me” and “this is [definitely] [a thing that] exists” and “yes, certainly I’d heard of that before this week.”

The thing that made that win feel pretty special is that it was just like the first three wins over Boston in the playoffs last year and reminds you why this team will be so dangerous come June

Whatever man I’m not even going to slather this in irony this is fun this rules

I am dedicating this victory to the Knicks banner meme

Hello everyone. Please stand by for an announcement.

Yo the Knicks are playing their goddamn asses off

This was the night that Mike Brown became president

O GUG UA

I have a couple suggested rules for making the league fair during the impending Wembanyama Shogunate and the main one is nothing you do to him more than 12 feet from the basket is a foul

We always knew if the Knicks won a trophy the lineup that would probably do it was Brunson Kolek Clarkson OG and Mitch

lol at Tyler Kolek gathering for a turnaround and then fucking Treebeard from LOTR is bearing down on him

One interesting thing about the NBA CUP is that at this point nobody actually knows whether winning it is a thing that matters or not but I’ll be able to let you know in like an hour and a half

My friends, the PORTI is once again off the HUK

KAT and Wemby are a combined 15 feet tall and 1100 pounds and all they want to do is take 16 foot turnaround teardrops, due to woke

Mitch is innovating in the field of playing like shit

These refs aren’t ready for Tyler Kolek chasedown block SZN

Does Mitch get more prize money if we lose for some reason

Ahem

Are you a (d)OG person or a KAT person?

Knicks need to play like the adults in the room and they’ll win this game

Shouts to the original manosphere influencer

The inventor of beer dared to ask the question “What if bread was also a drink that mildly poisoned you?”

Hobbes and Locke stans be like

Oversized mouse in the house

The NBA Cup is doing a great job and frankly is something you’re hearing more and more about

Great team win

Slow this down a little now

KAT wants to yell six seven so bad

Knicks defense isn’t perfect but the level of intensity is really good

Orlando leads the league in swarthiness

Orenthal Games Anunoby

Put these guys away

Miiiiiiiiiiiiitch (ignore prior posts)

This is a big boy finish to the quarter

Look at KAT hitting the deck to try to get himself the jump instead of the little guys. This dude is AWAKE right now.

Lmao he’s the greatest

As OG goes the Knicks go

Mitch has been baddddd tonight

Time to chilllll

Towns is what we wanted Melo to be imo

If these teams play a playoff series there will be HATRED in its aftermath