I fixed up Agent K's holiday wishlist for his Dad's family, so posting it here. Don't feel obligated. K is well loved all year round, and he's less of a thing to hold kid and more an experience kid. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Overnight Bluesky saw something horrible and keeps hinting at it. I have no idea what happened. No one is willing to explain. If you aren't going to say what happened, stop talking about it and torturing us nosy people.

I didn't realize that angry emus sound like velociraptors.

Hey, friends. Can you please fill our gas tank? It usually takes about $32-35. V3nmo/p@ypal - SeamusMoray

No fruit, but I got some pumpkin puree, and managed to snag a whole carton on eggs. I got a whole turkey and some chicken legs. Pretty good score.

The line for the food bank is so long. People are not doing well. I just hope there's fruit left when it's our turn.

Well MTG resigning from Congress was not on my 2025 bingo card 😳

More of my eyebrows are turning white. Not silver or gray, white. From a distance my eyebrows look patchy like some hair fell out because my skin is so damn pale the white hair just blends in. Once they go all white, from a distance I'll look like I have no eyebrows.

There was a snow sky all day, but too warm for snow.

'Tis the season to drool over Harry&David, Hickory Farms, and Swiss Colony charcuterie boxes. My maternal Grandpa got a Hickory Farms box every Christmas, and he'd save the strawberry candies for all us grandkids. He loved the summer sausages.

🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇 www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...

When Child support hits, Agent K gets breakfast out and a trip to ShopRite for things he wants in the house. How bad are prices? This cart was $80, and the only meat was meat sticks.

Our Lasagna Love chef dropped off a full tray of ziti with ground turkey just in time for dinner. Agent K had a huge chunk with Prego poured over, and he's so damn happy. It was very delicious. We have enough left for at least another three or four meals.

Hey friends, if you could repost this, I would be very grateful.

Hey non-local pals, Parents of Special People LLC are doing a gala in February to fundraise for our operating costs next year, and are looking for donations of gifts or sponsorship. .

Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE. Here’s how to use them:

If you're not on TikTok you may have missed the videos of the armed North Carolina grandmother standing on her front lawn in her muumuu, chasing off ICE agents so the immigrants hanging her Christmas lights wouldn't be taken.

Are you or your company looking for places to do good deeds or make donations with for the holidays? I have a suggestion. Parents of Special People LLC in the Matawan, Aberdeen, Cliffwood Beach area.

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Are you an Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) enrollee? Have your monthly premiums increased? We want to hear from you: https://bit.ly/47tEo8n

Sat down to do the weekly sorting of our meds into our weekly boxes. I have a script box and supplement box. Agent K has a supplement box, and a morning & night script box. I timed it, it takes me an hour and a half. I wish K had the attention span to learn how to sort his meds, but he doesn't.

My head and sinuses have that weird feeling before a cold with congestion hits. 🤬

Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!

squirrels in your backyard? crows being in the sky? too loud truck driving by your house? call the law offices of BARKIN & BARKIN and get the defense you deserve, today

When you assemble a squad of thugs and tell them they're above the law, don't be shocked if they start behaving as if they're above the law.

Kitty Christmas Fairy Handmade, super cute and looking for a forever family to spend Christmas on their tree 🎄 littlebirdofparadise.bigcartel.com/product/the-... #art #handmade #bsnm #originalart #kitty #cat #Christmas

Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.” Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.

Agent K ate breakfast and then got up and gathered all the kitchen garbage without a word. Now he's getting dressed to take the bags to the dumpster. I didn't prompt him or anything. He's such a good kid.

A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago

Agent K and I got home and had lunch, then promptly fell asleep. Grocery stores are exhausting in so many ways. After dinner is disability swim rec, so we'll both still sleep well tonight.

If someone is under the age of 18, they are a child. They aren't a young adult. She isn't a young woman or young lady. He isn't a young man. They are kids. Children. They are too young for you to fuck or marry, full stop. If you disagree, seek therapy. You are a predator.

Key fob fix and two different grocery stores, and I'm broke again. But Thursday we get a delivery of a baked ziti from Lasagna Love, and this Saturday is the Thanksgiving food bank, so we should be okay for a bit.

Key fob is fixed. Should be good another 10 to 15 years.

Waiting patiently for the reporter who decides to torch their entire career but become an instant folk hero by telling off Trump right to his face.

Cloudflare is aware of, and investigating an issue which potentially impacts multiple customers. Further detail will be provided as more information becomes available. Follow our updates here: www.cloudflarestatus.com/incidents/8g...

Some thing's up at Cloudflare, and A03 is out of commission.

I usually drink room temp water, but when I wake up at 6 in the morning, my water has to be cold to almost icy. I don't know why.

If your key fob for the car stops working, how do you fix it? Do you go to the dealership? Is there a battery I can change myself? I should probably look on YouTube.

December 5th I'll be 51 years old. By this age my mom was insulin dependent with severe diabetic complications, several stints in medical rehab, and already under never-ending wound care.

Very interesting how Democrats refused to pledge support to Mamdani, but will happily make room for Marjorie Taylor Greene, the lady who was allegedly rumored to be part of the J6 Insurrection.

Ew. Men aren't lonely enough.

Dropping Agent K off for HAM bowling means repeatedly driving by the Dunkin Donuts, and now I was a coffee and those little egg bite thingys in the worst way. Like my mouth is watering. 😡

Sloths look like coconuts cursed by a wizard to be alive.

For over 150 years, trans people have used courts to change legal sex. While writing Before Gender, I found what may be the first case in the US: a formerly enslaved trans woman in Georgia in 1869. Her story shows that trans people found legal support long before the word transgender even existed.

Bluesky has finally, quietly posted a position for a one-year remote contract Policy Lead, Trust & Safety position. Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i... We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.

Happy Sunday everyone!

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

Monique.

Agent K ate breakfast, curled up on the couch next to me, and promptly fell back asleep. This is how every Monday after a weekend with his dad. Big transitions between households can be mentally overstimulating and exhausting. Different sights, sounds, the way food is prepared, expectations.

Good morning. We were apparently looking for that cormorant who dove and disappeared about two years ago. Weirdly it’s still not there.