I cannot keep up with that thread, so fuck it. Don't die in that tar pit. God speed, motherfuckers.

Have a little goth country. Esme Rose - Your God Won't Save You youtube.com/watch?v=Xm_R...

The new neighbor upstairs has been playing 24/7 loud ass gospel music with the bass turned up since Tuesday morning. I'm about ready to fed-ex her to her Jesus.

"At least I won’t fuck up my kid the same way my parents fucked me up,” I say as I fuck it up in some whole new, unforseen different way. Coming up with new ways to fuck up our kids is like the parent Olympic sport. I don't know of anyone who gets it right 100% of the time.

We didn't end up going to the funeral because Gracie couldn't get off and my car is too old and in need of an oil change to make it, and I'm too anxious to drive that alone.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

An end-of-the-bill that I can't cover came due and overdrafted my bank account by $49.47. If anyone can help me fix this, I would appreciate it. V3nmo/p@ypal - SeamusMoray

I don't know what's up with the electric company. I got an email saying that I owe them $82 by the 3rd. But when I log into the dashboard, I owe $256. I'm not on a payment plan. I don't think at least. So weird.

I want a slice of cake in the worst way, but I also don't want to get in the car and go get it. Being overwhelmed does me a solid.

There are certain video games that I can't play because my task reward button gets hit to much, and I'm suddenly addicted to the dopamine. Like SIMs? But especially with the online chat option? I would rot away in a game chair.

If my younger sister can move work shifts around, we'll be traveling down to West Virginia to attend a family funeral. I told the ex because he'll have Agent K this weekend, and he overheard. Now he's talking about Pumpkin Cat, his Mim, and his Uncle all dying. So it's been a fun morning.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

Tiktok gave me the go live option. So I went live with a cup of coffee while investigating all the buttons I could push. I don't know what I'll use live for, but it was fun.

A bunch of TikTok psychics are putting bottles of champagne in the fridge for this weekend. Stop getting my hopes up. I can't take the heartbreak. But also... 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻☘️

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

Sexy power coffee. Dunkin?

Enjoy this video of rats playing with bubbles 🫧

They all live here #borb #borbs #bsnm #birdart🪶 dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/1062...

This guy gets it.

I’ve made a lot of drawing sheets for fun critters that I never make illustrations or stories for, idk why. Playing around with these cuties, maybe for postcard day next week? #kidlitart

This is so darling.

There will be tentacles! 🐙 This piece went through so many different palates and styles along the way. None of them clicked, and then one day it did. Creativity is like that sometimes. I’m glad I didn’t give up on it. ❤️ Would you dive in? #bunnies #kidlitart #octopus

No Na - Work This will be everywhere this summer. youtube.com/watch?v=pTE4...

At least this last blizzard wasn't followed by an arctic blast that froze solid all the water in the snow piles, making them rock solid. This stuff is still soft and fluffy enough for snowballs. Something K found out as I pelted him from behind.

At least once a week I have to take Agent K to the local police station, so he can use their particular vending machine to buy himself a soda. This is my life.

Please don't stare at me expecting me to understand whatever social cue you're trying to convey. I will stare back at you in silence until we're both uncomfortable.

What is parenthood? Saying, "Where are your pants?" several times a day until you die and chicken nuggets.

This morning the path to the parking lot is pure ice. Agent K and I managed to get to the car unharmed, but I emailed the complex that if the path isn't salted posted haste, someone was going to break some bones.

The gnomes have spoken

I just realized at 7 PM that the shirt I've been wearing all day is in inside out. 😑

They bulldozed Rafah. 😭

We're supposed to get more snow next Sunday into Monday. For fucks sake.

Not cleaned up. Just some shots I took walking to the car to show how much snow there is.

Agent K is on the HAM van. He needed fun time away from me. We hit BJs, I have money set aside for the grocery curb side tomorrow, and I have $48 left. Either gas and a Dunkin breakfast for K, or a Dunkin breakfast and a wawa dinner for me because I'm fried.

This is so beautiful. Keep fighting. No concentration camps

attempting the dirty dancing lift with my cat but his upper body strength is just pathetic

Sounds like they used this man as a weapon against his will and then set him up as a scapegoat afterwards.

If it's a middle school bus, we don't even hear you honking. The noise those kids make is enough to cause hearing damage, and I blew out my vocal chords trying to talk over them into the radio multiple times.

Trump's surgeon general pick Casey Means rants about women who use birth control: "How are we allowing this to happen?"

The seagull print is soooo cute!

I want a documentary movie about this. I will cry through the whole thing, but I wanna see it.

Katherine Castano (rep'd by Jennifer Nelson Artists) illustrates besties Ren and Lemon soaring, playing, and sharing adventures! 🐉✨ Check out this artist's #portfolio 👉 childrensillustrators.com/KatherineCas... #childrensillustrators #childrensbooks #kidlitart

ACEO’s (or Art trading cards) I made :) I love them so much

What is this go live thing? We can live stream on Bluesky? What would be good to live stream on Bluesky?

Oh fun. The Bluesky app is glitching in a new fun way. I can't scroll my own wall. Why? I don't know, it's a mystery. Will this be fixed? That too is a fun little mystery.

I know I posted something too far left when I'm suddenly flooded with resistance grifter follows. At least I know why they're here. The reposts, likes, and follows about snow in NJ still baffle me.

A woman in Nashville was having voluntarily sterilization. She didn't want children. Had gone through all the hoops, was scheduled, had the IV in for the surgery - and the hospital ethics board stopped it to "preserve her sacred fertility." www.tiktok.com/t/ZThpVdp3o/

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.