that wasn't the presidente I wanted Nick Castellanos to take down

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

@shankcruz.bsky.social hey, you went to Hunter, right? We were in the same MFA class I think. I was in the fiction group. I had no idea there were other Mets fans about!

"Dress up as your culture" day is tricky because my kids' school is very international. You can't claim Italian when you're 4th generation and there are kids in your class born in Italy. My solution: Mets gear. Your culture is "Mets fan," kids, in more ways than you yet understand, and I'm sorry.

Holy shit this is the best thing I've read in a month www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...

I believe Daniel Tiger sets unrealistic expectations. If Daniel gets mad, maybe instead of learning a song about how to calm down, they should have him maul Prince Wednesday. Kids need to know it’s not safe to fraternize with tigers.

This is easily the most trombone-centric Super Bowl halftime show I’ve ever seen.

So you’re just going to send that poor dog back to live with the racist assholes next door?

Bad Bunny? More like bad football

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

I for one hope that, for propriety’s sake, Green Day avoids politics and sticks to their vast early catalogue of masturbation anthems.

IMO give him the Major Deegan and make him think it’s an honor.

I am copy-editing a list of pole vaulting tips for a freelance gig and I am so tempted to add "Tip #5: Don't have an enormous penis"

Would it be considered rude to boo Jeff Kent at his Hall of Fame induction?

Staten Island Chuck woke up this morning and saw Bill de Blasio's shadow. Lights out, rodent, big Bill's back in town.

The people have spoken

"Wherever there's a cop beating a guy, Wherever a hungry newborn baby cries, Where there's a fight against the blood and hatred in the air, Look for me, mom, I'll be fully aroused." - Greg Bovino

Dystopia takes a backseat to the NFL playoffs

Just got a call playing a message from Mamdani saying that NYC school buildings are closed tomorrow. He did fine, but this is a spot where Eric Adams would’ve shined. “Hey New Yawkahs, it’s me Eric Adams. Snowstorms are time for babymakin’, if you get what I’m saying, but if you already did that…”

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

There are few claims less convincing than “the elevator smelled like this when I got in.”

Quote with a gif that shows where you’re from

"it’s unclear when or whether Liam will be able to return for his stuffed turtle, his hat, and his W worksheet" sahanjournal.com/education/ic...

POLL: Would you like your favorite baseball team to sign Framber Valdez, even though he seems like an asshole?

The expected & than return of Carlos Beltran to baseball immortality

This is the only truly good tweet

This is the only truly good tweet

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

Reddit is a great website for when you need useful information about a subject from people who are way too passionate about it www.reddit.com/r/boardgames...

Use code WWIII and receive a $500 bonus when you bet on the fate of Greenland with DraftKings

Marty Supreme is just regular Marty but with sour cream and tomatoes on top

Dystopia takes a backseat to the NFL playoffs

Every player who spurns the Mets in free agency is a big Trump guy. Bo Bichette signed here for Mamdani. Steve Cohen himself is a well-known communist.

Christ, what a dipshit www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

My daughter's school in Richfield, MN (adjacent to Minneapolis) is closing tomorrow due of out-of-control federal agents. Fourth graders spent the week building walls of snow at recess to protect their classmates from ICE. This isn't about immigration enforcement, it's about terror.

Dillon Lewis, Brendan Jones and Dillon Jason sounds like the cast of a movie that has Better Than Ezra on the soundtrack.

i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo

I don’t know who’s in position to use this info but on the Universal movie channel right now Robert Redford is working out TOO MANY SECRETS in Sneakers

Facebook Marketplace is sketchy as hell. Sorry but I refuse to believe you joined Facebook last week just to sell a used credenza for $9 less than the retail price at Walmart dot com.

Can we please make it our baseline standard to elect politicians who want to improve our lives

BONK, imo. Related, the single funniest football play I've ever seen: Rudy type on my HS team is rewarded with the center spot on the front line of the kick return. He is psyched. Opening kick bonks him in the facemask, goes back to the kicker on the fly, kicker runs it in for a TD. We lose by 40.

We will now identify several ICE and CBP agents who have been terrorizing Minneapolis, Chicago, New York, and California. Including Greg Bovino's personal bodyguard who is a former Navy SEAL.

Congestion pricing, which is working, turned one this week. Cry about it, haters. buff.ly/PvgIUQM...

Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down. This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.

MLB beat writer: talk a little about the rally in the 7th, what did you tell your guys with regard to changing their approach at the plate NBA beat writer: in your estimation does the proletariat benefit from a properly educated and organized vanguard party in the nascent stages of revolution

Brb, deleting Burrito Bison: Launcha Libre, Adult Sexy Scavenger Hunt, and Endless Nightmare 1 from my phone.

You're a local parent concerned for your neighbors, I'm a masked and heavily armed transplant who came to your town to snatch strangers off the street and indiscriminately fire tear gas canisters at peaceful demonstrators. Morally speaking, who can say which of us is in the right? It's nuanced.

HOLY SHIT! With the use of modern technology (the Taco Bell app) and vast resources (an extra 49 cents) I was able to recreate the Volcano Taco. See that orangish goo deep inside this taco? That’s Lava Sauce, folks. The shell is the wrong color, obviously, but the taste is vintage Volcano Menu.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

"Pope you need to do better"