Thanks to the wonders of modern transportation, we’re still waiting at the airport and will be for at least two more hours, so the lines remain open.

I’m a partisan so there aren’t many circumstances when I think “you know what, fuck it, we deserve to lose.” Not many, but not zero.

It wouldn’t. But this is an interesting exercise while I’m waiting at the airport. Are there equivalents to “I don’t actually know what an IPA is,” as a way for women to invite conversation from a man, that would work in reverse, ie for a man to invite conversation on some topic from a woman?

there were 1,600 murders in New York City in 1975 there were 303 murders in New York City in 2025 New York City's population increased by about 30% over that time period

I spent 3 months on trial living at a Residence Inn in Fresno. Fast food and strip malls for miles. About a month in, I asked the ~30’s-ish staff at the nearby wine shop: “Where do people between, like, 25 and 40 go to have fun?” Their answer was essentially: Nowhere.

wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis

What a fucking shot holy shit

one of the weirder pervasive beliefs on this website is that you should be nicer to small accounts who are being shitheads than you are to big accounts who are being shitheads. I do not subscribe to this ethos

wow, the Pope’s home country is hosting the World Cup and Italy *still* can’t get in

One of my little ADHD stress relievers is to pull up Sporcle’s “Countries of the World” quiz. At this point, I can fill in all 197 in just a few minutes. I think I’d pay $10K to record him trying to do it.

Welp, this is all that’s left now

Saw a lot of 1-0 predictions leading up to this. Would obviously take that but with City’s CBs out I think something like 3-2 might be more likely

I realize this isn’t the point, but what the fuck kind of drinker gets tipsy after one French 75?

Wow, beautiful spring day. Only in New York am I right

watching the basketball

As someone who made running his first 1/2 marathon at least 60% of his personality last year and looking to run another later this year, this is fucking pathological and I hope the whole wedding party boycotts the wedding

RETVRN

go the absolute fuck off king

Everybody who seen the leprechaun say YEAH

Felt cute, might delete later

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

WHO SAID WE’RE QUACK?!?

“We’re doing a special right now, free kaedama. So, what you need to do— “YES I WILL DEFINITELY BE TAKING YOU UP ON THAT THANK YOU”

I would definitely like my odds here. If you have a choice, I think you want to start this around 9 p.m. Get down about half the tacos and half the beers, and then go to sleep. Wake up around 9 am and you've got 12 hours to go 10 miles and get after the rest of the food and bev.

On February 26, 2015, I tweeted that llamas were the Mark Richts of the animal kingdom: Always one more L than you’d expect. I’m not entirely sure @juliaalonzo.bsky.social would have married me without that joke. A momentous day on the internet indeed.

“ATL, home of the pimps and the money makers Club Nikki, Magic City and them Southern playas” I mean I ain’t gonna argue with the prophets

The Conference of Catholic Bishops is... not playing around in this brief. www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

MY GOD IT’S BEAUTIFUL

IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN IT’S HAPPENED AGAINNNN SPURS 1 - 4 ARSENAL IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN

FOURTH (LONDON DERBY)

When I hate everyone in the bar and the bartender goes for a smoke break

Obviously currying favor with elitist skiing constituencies

It’s true, it isn’t just a vehicle for Rachel Reid’s books. It is also a vehicle for Shoresy.

Jelly Belly jellybeans. White Castle sliders. Cool Ranch Doritos. DQ Blizzards. Lemonheads. If any of these are actually good and not garbage I apologize

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Toasted ravioli *really* feels like it should be a no-brainer.

COULD BE WORSE

Bunsinane imho

Look, don’t feel bad for Patriots fans. Most of them got to watch a free Kid Rock concert.

YO QUIERO SENORA GAGA

Well, see, here’s the thing. Even this is a gross understatement. Because even at a measly 1% interest rate, $253 billion earns $6.93 million in interest EVERY DAY. So if all Jeff Bezos ever did, every day, was get up, light $1M on fire and go back to bed, every day he’d get almost $6M richer

Reverse jinx worked!

Spurs are fucking awful

When his patrol does a headcount they count him 4 times

MISSISSIPPI STATE THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE #CLANGA

Feels like 0 Still feels like iced coffee if you’re a real one

When someone hands me the karaoke book and says “Just put in a few to get us started”