Wow Sunderland

When I accidentally land on North Sentinel Island:

listen we all know how to solve this make 👏 Platner 👏 do 👏 an 👏 interview 👏 with 👏 Chotiner 👏

When you gave them their first smartphone too young, it's wombscrolling.

When they ask who’s winning the double this season #arsenal

Me watching the HBO trailer for “I Love LA”: finally a show that gets me

EVERYONE: wow, maybe UCLA ain’t so bad! UCLA, MICHIGAN ST.: yeah, maybe! PENN ST., NORTHWESTERN, OREGON, INDIANA: ok calm down that’s enough

well, poop

The lesson might be “Alabama has a talent advantage” but sure

well, poop

That throw was insane

LEGGOOOOOOOOOO

I’m not saying this is what’s gonna happen, but one of the most plausible versions of a Mizzou victory today is “team comes out absolutely on fire, 21-0 after Q1, run away and hide the rest of the day”

he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

Judge Vargas: confirmed Kendrick fan. lolololololol

I'm wheezing.

The science is now clear: Invasive species from the West Coast are actively harming the native fauna in central Pennsylvania

Wheezing

Halftime update:

no reason

Regret to inform you that the Tommy John tagline “If you’re dressing to the nines, your underwear should be a 10” is a banger still not buying, but 🫡

Let the record show that I was right

Regret to inform you that it is a perfect Sunday in Brooklyn #shoulderseason

“I am as shocked as anyone else that I have been named interim head coach after my good friend, Sam Pittman, was fired. This certainly is not the exact outcome I have been hoping for since the day he hired me. … Frog and scorpion? I don’t follow astrology”

come to Cobble Hill in the next 30 minutes if you want a Last Word and friendly discussion of the afternoon slate

Incredible from Brentford, lol United lol

Wheel route! DRINK!!

My diseased brain initially clocked this as “Hunter Biden” and I was like WHAT really putting the wild in wild card here huh WWL

Empires rise, empires fall, DOEREN REMAINS

between john mateer's throwing hand and mike gundy it's a bad day for right wings in oklahoma send skeet

Mike Gundy got the Oklahoma State head coaching job almost two years before Taylor Swift released her first album.

Spending my Friday night sneaking tall boys into an outdoor screening of “Kpop Demon Hunters” but I’m really thinking about nonslip sealants for polished concrete decks Like a normal person

Save (Rio Grande from) Ferris

The CFP based solely on Résumé SP+ after 3 weeks: 9 Texas Tech at 8 Ohio State -- 1 Oregon 12 NORTH TEXAS MEAN DAMN GREEN at 5 Mizzou -- 4 Oklahoma 11 Utah at 6 Washington -- 3 Penn State 10 Miami at 7 Illinois -- 2 Florida State I must once again humbly ask: Stop the count. Lock this in.

Issa sandwich

CLANGA

MIZ!

“This college football schedule looks uneventful.” Some day you will learn

HANG ON TO THE GODDAM BALL (but continue to make kansas fumble it)

This absolutely is one way of putting it

Somebody tell ND that Miami is trinitying them rn

Gotta give credit to Texas for playing the #3 team in the country tough on the road. If I had a ballot I’d rank the Longhorns #1 next week #BIGCOW

Probably either the time Kermit Ruffins handed me a joint, or the time Tone Loc brought 3 people onstage for a rap battle, declared me the winner, and awarded me $100

I loved “Sinners,” but I think the most troubling thing about it for me is how much I love Irish music.

Set. Piece. F. C.

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