wow this "more than just a game" song is kinda ok, way better than i was expecting from jellyroll tbqh

CHOKE-MONSIEUR

Wemby missing both FTs

MY MAYOR MUSLIM MY BAGEL JEWISH MY BAR DIVE KNICKS IN FIVE

goddammit

Seeing Brunson next to Wemby is hilarious, Brunson is one of the biggest stars in the National Basketball Association and he looks like he barely clips the bottom of the numbers on Wemby’s jersey

99% want the Knicks to win, 1% want it to be Dolan’s fault they lose because he invited that fucking guy and mortally fucked up the vibes

why is wemby so god dam tall. should not be allowed imho

BING BONG BRAD

Unfortunately, at this point I’m pretty convinced you either need ‘60s Wilt or ‘70s Kareem on the team or it’s not happening, which seems pretty broken

I don’t like eggs, and while I’ll do it sometimes, I also don’t love breakfasts that are mostly sweet. This is perfect for me.

i guess "it's June and the Knicks haven't lost since April" has been true basically every year of my life but this time it's for different reasons

hello, it's your child's school! it's the final week of the year, so please attend the English expo, spring sing, the art fair, the PTA gala, the science fair, commencement ceremony, and teachers' picnic. all of these are during the work day. p.s. your kids have half days all week BYEEEEEEE

The hottest new lifestyle trend is cooking and eating the food you have at home. It’s called fridgemaxxing

hell of a season. they just didn't have enough to win the bonus round. run it back next year.

HOLY SHIT

Also the week of my birthday. UNHOLY TRIFECTA IN THE TRISTATE

More like caberYEA

reupping for my goat josh hart

KNICKS IN FOUR GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD LETS FUCKING GO

Dudes will see this and just be like “hell yeah” Me=dudes

Hipster ass Brooklyn distilleries have “shot of our stuff + High Life pony” specials, ask me how I know

HELL YEAH BROTHER

ARSENAL ARE THE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 22 YEARS BEVEL THOSE GUNNERS!!!

WEMBY MAJERLE

Hey have you guys heard of beautiful late spring weekends? I know they were invented here in Brooklyn but I wonder if y’all have some lesser normie version of them where you live. Hope so!

[in the style of “smokin’ in the boys room] 🎵Fartin’ in the wine shop🎶

"I have cryogenically frozen my penis and filed it down to a fleshy icicle to replace any feminine roundness on my body with a masculine point."

Gary Pinkel, 2004-2014

STARBOY

Distraction Pizza

weezer, no. third wave ska, warped tour, the get up kids, opiv, etc., etc., yes. i feel like there is some discourse i missed and will not be going to look for thanks

“guess it maybe wasn’t *all* my fault, huh” - Trae Young

Live shot of Quin Snyder

Aside from everything else this is just so fucking…weird? It’s the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. If *ever* there was a “you do NOT gotta hand it to ‘em” moment it would be this, for the U.S. vis-à-vis the British. And yet.

More like Little Caesar-Papist fusion because I am hot n ready for it

“Real” job? Back-office work at a bank, $7/hour, 1997. Before that did some bullshit guest services/snack bar-type stuff at a neighborhood pool for, I dunno, like $4.50/hour or something, 1994-96.

“Over the last eight months, Carson Wentz has won as many games in Tottenham Hotspur Stadium as Tottenham Hotspur." lol lmao lmaaaoooooooo

Oceans are now battlefields, motherfucker

I remember that there were good things. We can make things good again.

I went to a Jesuit high school, so of course after I saw “Pulp Fiction” I looked up the passage Jules quoted, only to learn, confused, that it was fabricated.

Ribeye.

Pork chop.

“Miter? More like might not’er lol” - cat

Thanks to the wonders of modern transportation, we’re still waiting at the airport and will be for at least two more hours, so the lines remain open.