Dilberitos (1999-2003): A line of licensed vegan microwave burritos tied-in with the comic strip "Dilbert". Available in Mexican, Indian, Barbecue, and Garlic & Herb. Noted for it's poor taste and food engineering that packed all 23 essential vitamins and minerals into each one

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

Rugrats is about how a child world is a Kafkaesque labyrinth of wonder to get lost in and Rocko’s Modern Life is about how the adult world is a Kafkaesque labyrinth of pain to get trapped in. Both have a good episode thats set at a movie theater.

"Some mutha fuckas are always tryin' ta ice skate uphill!" *Techno music intensifies

I saw this video this morning, and I thought, yes, Bluesky needs this. 😉 #GoldenLovers #ddtpro 🤼‍♂️

Gentle reminder ✨

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I remember after this, everyone was equal parts popping and concerned for Sting because he is So Old

From a good friend in Minneapolis: "Target is allowing ICE to stage in their parking lots, use their restrooms, and abduct people from inside their stores - so if you weren’t boycotting already, now is the time." They were staging in Chicago as well.

This week was a BAD WEEK for Uncle Speedy. Fight out why in my latest vlog! Check out all the backstage tomfoolery that happened on this weeks #AEWDynamite and #AEWCollision! youtu.be/Wb-WDYfyoE8?...

There just can't be anyone in sports media who hates women more than Stephen A Smith man

New dating strategy just dropped

I'm convinced like 90% of "straight men" who are really into yuri are just repressed trans girls Guys: if you find lesbian romance stories *really* relatable for some reason, you can just be a girl! It's okay! I discovered yuri 10 years ago & look at me now💁‍♀️ Himedanshi to himejoshi pipeline is real

the best part of wuthering heights is when he said "it's wuthering time" and wuthered all over those guys

This week on This American Life. These cards depict heroes, monsters and even gods, but what do they tell us about ourselves? In our second segment, Yugi Moto lost his grandfather's soul in a card game. But in his attempt to win it back, what else did he lose. And finally, motorcycles. What mystery

He did it. He actually did it.

Nancy undefeated.

Nancy Day 10!

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

i don't think woke culture has gone far enough

Starting the new year with a renewed hatred for all things Gen AI. So I drew a knight slaying a dragon, can you spot all the hints that the monster is AI? 🌞

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

No, really. Do Not. Bounding Into Comics and Cosmic Book are two of the worst cesspits of Comicsgate shitstains on the web.

Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you

They are positively honkin’ you over on bobosky

the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs

Bodes well that even on the juiced up nazi app the vice president of the United States can be brought to heel by Connor Eats Pants

If you're saying "Fuck JK Rowling" and "stop keeping Harry Potter culturally relevant through fandom or funding" then you should drop FNAF too. Scott Cawthon is a Christian Conservative who uses his wealth to donate to republicans, including Trump and Mitch McConnell. www.axios.com/2021/06/15/f...

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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

really getting into Reese's puffs w choccy milk rn

If you don't trust my opinion, here's your TBS Champion saying the same

This absolute dork 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

GOOD MORNIIIIING

How is every episode of AEW Dynamite the best episode of #AEWDynamite? 🤔

Every time I see Orange flirt with Toni Storm I immediately think of this video #AEWDynamite

Yuta and Garcia #aew

The duality of man. #aew

😆 #AEWDynamite

New AEW meme just dropped. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️

live Protostar reaction #AEWDynamite

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

Microdosing weed by going sniffsniffsniff on her secondhand smoke