*They are dangerous *They are unpredictable *If you suspect someone of being a cartoonist alert authorities IMMEDIATELY

When Diane Keaton died I tried desperately to think of a role of hers that resonated with me. But the best I could come up with is Keenan Michael Key saying “when we’re done with those terrorists they gonna be EATEN like DIANE KEATON, know what I’m sayin’?” THAT’S ALL I GOT

I hate everyone and don’t want to be friends with ANYONE but also desperately need your approval and love or I will wither away and die. I’m complicated.

I… watch-the-place… when… the master is away

12. cracker packets

He even played an Asian guy for several years!

Wait a minute…

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Uhhhh FFVI, FFIX, ….Tactics, ummm… and Dragon Quest IV…?

To paraphrase Jerri Blank Gen X is just Baby Boomers without money

You gotta murder the shit out of these cute little guys. Straight put a blade through their brain. Talking about setting whole families of them on fire. In over 11 different games.

During that Lincoln movie he would often continue to be Lincoln even when they weren’t filming. He would get agitated by the sight of so much modern film making equipment. It would make him go into hysterics and the crew would have to hold him down as he screamed.

If you’re making comics for anything other than your own enjoyment you will be let down. You won’t make money from comics, you won’t make friends with comics, you won’t get meaningful experiences out of comics. But you might feel some sense of worth from honing your craft.

It was either this or Michael R Murder. They both suck but it’s the best I could come up with for Halloween.

When someone texts to ask how you’re doing and you tell them how bad things are, them responding with a heart emoji and nothing else, the most life affirming thing ever.

The internet is killing me

Something I’m currently working on

Best Buy manager at the morning meeting is all like “now, I know times are tough out there but listen, you HAVE to finish your shift before you commit suicide. No more of this going and slitting your wrists in the restroom. It’s gotta stop.”

I do wonder if this following fact will ever change: people continue to make incredible works of art in comics with essentially zero support

Something I’m currently working on

Oh okay, so a musician I idolize just happen to see my Can comic and liked it. I was not prepared for this.

ARE YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A FREELANCER IN VIDEO GAME/TECH/CULTURE JOURNALISM? I want to talk to you for a story! DM me, email me, or hit me up on Discord (AlyssaMerc/alyssamercante) Please signal boost!

Not going to SPX, instead I will stay home and become even more mentally unstable.

A comic about my favorite band, Can

A comic about my favorite band, Can

If you ordered anything from me recently I’ll be shipping it out this week….yeah, sorry about the wait…

*One scoop ice cream (dealer’s choice) *one bowl *one spoon Prepare: put one scoop of ice cream in a bowl. Wait until fully melted. Remove any accumulated dead insects Optional: shout “Ice cream soup is served!” as you enter the birthday party.

Cutting off sections of my arm to feed to the hungry homies.

Debbie & Miku: the early years part 4

Debbie & Miku - the early years part 2

Debbie and Miku: the earl years part 3

Debbie & Miku: the early years part 4

Debbie and Miku: the earl years part 3

“I know you wanted to be paid a living wage but the best we can do is whatever the fuck this is”

Iggy Pop on The Adventures of Pete & Pete. I remember struggling hard as a kid when I learned he was some kinda noteworthy punk guy. It didn’t match at all with my perception of him.

Some dude spent several hours of his life animating pissed off red face Harrison Ford.

Copies still available for Debbie & Miku issues 1 & 2. Orders will be shipped soon, so maybe you should order a copy?

Live in Athens? Come celebrate the release of my new book! There will be a live reading, live music, karaoke, and comics! $5 cover to pay our amazing bands: Telemarket, Fatal Error, and Derby

Thomas is finally getting some dang recognition

Duhhhh… I just opened my Big Cartel. You can currently order Debbie & Miku issues one and two. But what else should I add? Original art? Stickers? The long rumored Debbie & Miku trading card series??

Crazy as hell that this is easily the most popular thing I have ever posted on any social media platform. I do art too, folks…