They invented math degrees as a special accommodation for having autism voice

Famously Jesus was down with dying

"oh that's your travel salt for the airplane? Totally normal no worries"

Naked Lunch Funny Moments Compilation

imagine how hard it must have been to actually have an uncle who works at nintendo

Mk ultra failed because the metaphor they were attached to for the human mind was a record player A computer also wouldn't have worked but mkultra 6 in 2150 will finally have the correct brain metaphor and then finally all my dreams can come true

guys! they threw powder on stonehenge

Fine I'll admit it. I worship gronds malevolent power and his terrible presence

want to make it clear that I DO NOT stand with satan jr.

🔁

Idk why this post flipped z was correct

Jesse Singal name searches and doesn't like knowing how much we're all rooting for him to buy a shotgun with a toe shaped trigger

I'm sort of a waingro type figure. If any crews are in need of a waingro I'm available.

Pls admire my friend

Third impact play(sexual)

My legs: vast My trunk: less

Jellyfin guys are the Linux guys of home server guys. In that they are annoying evangelists of fiddly difficult to set up software but also correct

Great point! A quaker president would fix America

The Substance The Substances The Substance 3 Prometheus

Logging into my old neopronouns account to discover all my genders have starved to death

"an" we're killing you RAID your drives or die* *experience catastrophic data loss

(this post takes place in an alternate universe where “knuckling” is a slang term for fingering someone knuckle deep) he did WHAT to the echidna?

All these women telling me my "dick is trash" are demonstrating a troubling group think that we should really address

Do Not let The Great Beast Alister Crowley into your wizard club, worst mistake of my life

Gonna start responding to comments about my various hickies "you should see the other guy"

The big lebowski is actually existing zen fascist art

Who would do something like this!?

Chickenpooper

I intend to twink die the same way I was twink born, naked and screaming

Orc town I love you, but you're bringing me down

Singal went to the mat for Zucker before anyone knew or cared who he was. The social dynamics selected the bigot for the time

I'm going to level with you....several weapons forged against me have prospered

A good bit would be to just submit Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote to a bunch of lit mags under your own name

I'm Mallory Mable. What's your name, Fellow Worker?

Walking into a pitch meeting, scribbling "YONIC FIREARMS" on the white board and walking back out to await my millions

Horrific personal insight brought on by realizing how much I'd come to rely on the Ominous Private Quote Tweet

I joined bluesky to finally see all of Merritt K's tattoos and this has all gotten really out of hand

One of the issues of keeping tabs on fascist bullshit is how deeply boring it all is They can't even like...dream a full dream about the violence they want to do. It's the same handful of threats and grievances over and over and over

If you don't love me at my Amigos you don't deserve me at my Runza

Imagine you are Siri Keeton

Having an alcoholic landlord is all fun and games until he gets an enabler girlfriend

“im never gonna pass cause of my genetics” you liar i know you have a mom

The way Lee Fang talked about MeToo was always a little 🤨🤨🤨

smoke weed get naked

Sending a clip from my dads favorite podcast to a family gc and ask him "hey what's up with this" and get disowned calls me like the green goblin mask

All other metaphors shallowly gesture at parts of interdisciplinary chauvinism whereas the elephant metaphor conveys it in it's totality

People in my life seem really delighted by my choice to not date someone evil