in a just world a $200 pitch shift VST would be covered as gender-affirming care

i'd love to stream games while squeaky because i like being watched and slightly embarrassing myself but i don't have the personality for it... i am too much like a frightened animal

the speedplay side of youtube feels like wandering a fucking liminal space. long-abandoned objects whose original purpose lost are instead ogled by a floating pair of eyes and it's so eerie

thank you for 100 followers!! i never thought so many people would be interested in this,,

i was born to be an avid deviantart user who posts 1000 recolors of a character

temporarily wiping your memory of your weirdest kink, so it can be shown to you all over again. what you think you ought to be rubbing up against the truth of your body's base reactions. "no, really, this isn't a reality warping thing, you've always been into this. this would be normal for you."

zhu yuan from zzz but what if she got out of a hollow and she was, for some reason, sped up so she was put on paid leave while someone figures out what kind of corruption this is and then her boobs grew lol!!!!

it's kinda funny to have such high standards for myself wrt contributing to conversations when all most people hear anyway is just squeaksqksqksqueak

niche bandcamp artist discovered me being normal about a song of theirs with extremely sped-up vocals. if you need me i will be hiding my face behind a craft pompom and making undignified sounds

just found out that you're under a slight anesthetic effect Right Now from the nitrogen in the air you're breathing and that you'd think measurably quicker if you were breathing heliox pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1130736/

why did a company that made This app like this post

shrinking the girl who always speaks a little too formally out of politeness and seeing how she stutteringly tries to maintain that tone despite how silly she sounds now

getting hit hard by saturation diving brainrot again imagining one of those antarctic research stations that you live in like a little town for a few months but it's deep underwater and the air is all heliox because of the pressure 😵‍💫

giving someone you sped up those talk buttons for pets since they're too squeaky to understand normally and then later circuit-bending the buttons so that they're also too squeaky to understand

turns you into a sped up gif

r/TinyCare My tiny keeps making this weird noise; should I be concerned? [1/3]

i kept thinking that it'd be funny on april fools' to just post about my nonsexual interests and the stuff i made for them but now that it's here i can't think of a single more embarrassing thing. and i've put a lot on here

theres a very funny process ppl go through when they develop their first weird / problematic kink where they come up with a bunch of rules and restrictions and excuses that construct a moral narrative of “its different and okay when i do it, im not like those weirdos” and its adorable

(irl, socks) for example,,,

customizes your voice and maxes out the pitch slider. have fun trying to get someone to fix it for you ^^

you know how cheap toys sound when they get low on batteries? anyway, plugging a robotgirl into one of those fast gas station car chargers and just leaving her to overfill up with energy until she's a circuit-bent mess wanting to move ten times faster than her pillowed-out body will let her

i think i consulted bbc subtitle guidelines when i made this. these are the baked-in captions they use so the audience can understand me

video editor that's originally purpose-built for fucking with the speed of videos in weird intricate ways, but the scope kinda creeps from there until it's usable by a general audience, albeit with a quirky feature set

cursed to speed up +1% every day for six months. it's not a /huge/ issue for your partner, since they're constantly talking with you and have time to get used to it, but they're the only person who can still remotely understand you by the end

i need to become a tiny sped-up mousegirl at great personal inconvenience i don't care if my voice is super hard to understand and i have to repeat myself all the time, or if the easiest way to go up a flight of stairs is to hitch a ride on a paw, as long as it's for this reason

my kink is navigating problems together but the problems are actually fun and interesting and not absolute hell on earth

you can't just keep using moves you're horny about. you're gonna have to be "into" raising your Special Defense if you wanna win this

whatever. solve my nonogram

girl that puts you at 1.5x speed on the second monitor

girl who speeds up your voice while you're in the middle of explaining something to her. she insists that you keep going, and once you get over hearing your words come out sounding like a chipmunk, she genuinely seems more attentive now?

shoutout to power laws. you can just make your own if you feel like it. voice pitch is now inversely proportional to the fifth root of size

ace but in a way you can take advantage of. yeah, you can have interactions with me that are sexual for you but that i don't get anything out of, situation normal

reasons to imagine myself as having a squeaky sped-up voice at all times - cute and mousy :3 - i will constantly be misunderstood anyway from communicating autistically and i need to not become murderous about it

i don't actually know what porn is i'm just trying to fit in

Can Me and My Partner Beat Minecraft While Squeaky?

it feels weird for me to tell people they have a nice voice but it seems to be a normal and good thing to say to somene

LRT makes me feel sick in a very compelling way the absence of information feels so visceral. nothing's left, but there's so much evidence for that fact. i want to know what was said so badly, but i can infer enough to know it's more beautiful if i'm not allowed to, and that fucks with me

A wordless RPG containing the instructions for the creation and destruction of itself, which were then followed to the letter (Mixed Media, February 2026)

happens EVERY time.

#oonaQnA it's not helium, i think it's like, shrunken air? the air molecules shrink so my body can use them, and tiny things are squeaky (that's how helium works. it's the smallest atom) if you have a shrink ray handy, it's pretty easy to make a squeaky voice gas of whatever potency you want :3

could you repeat that? it's pretty hard to understand you when you're that high-pitched [speeds you up more] sorry, say again? i'm not quite getting it [speeds you up more] i know you're really trying to enunciate, but i still can't make out any of the words... one more time? [speeds you up more]

parkour civilization has kink worldbuilding

curse that slowly increases your speech rate over time. at first its useful for talking quick but slowly it slips into indecipherability you have a way to reset it but it's rather inconvenient and has to be set ahead of time so you have to constantly ask others "how fast can you process speech?"

my partner sometimes makes these sped-up videos of her going over the daily akari's logic, and they're always adorable, so i made one of my own the other day ^^ i think it turned out cute

every time a jrpg has an ability that increases your allies' speed i feel like the guy that wrote the yoshi eggs copypasta

the problem with censorship is that it's really hot

inventing a fetish for soapy hands

box of chocolates where each chocolate does something different to your speed. there was a slip of paper somewhere explaining which was which but idk where it went :3c