The inspiration:

It's called incontinent bcos if it were inocean nobody would be able to tell

My tits aren’t stacked but my cymbals are

Hornet silksong from instagram reels plays Latino virus (and totally doesn’t fail out on the holds)

Not my milk, not my Pepsi

I forgot that I like conventions, like I forgot I could be excited to go to one. I forgot that I like hanging out with my friends and getting excited abt shit ppl don't know I care about. I had a blast! How did I even let that happen in the first place.

@gooseworx.bsky.social is the fly brain those scientists mapped on a laptop for that nature journal paper the same one that kinger and pomni were stuck in the dark with? This is my hardest hitting inconsequential headcanon for the show rn

Oh hello again Gemini, we must frequent all the same search bars

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Chuck it Up ↙️↖️🤮↗️↘️

Practicing guitar again (don't get excited, I suck) and came across a cool major scale shape When you alternate between 3 notes and 4 notes per string all the half steps happen in between strings It looks like this

Y do they call it a bust when the statue stops right before then?

mix dr pepper and yoohoo call it dr. poopoo

Eat me *with sincerity and ketchup*

Maybe if I get another job I can afford for someone to teach me how to play tennis right

I feel the same amount unemployed now as I did when I only had one job

This is my thank you sir outfit

She fits more steadily on here than a flat table

Oh I’m into it! Whatever this is called I’m into it

Gods plan is a dragon curve

Just one step closer to not needing to go back to Carroll by god County

Frieren is the maybe the hardest I've kinned a popular character since atsv Gwen Stacy

After failing out on the second stage for like 4 consecutive swipes I got in a flow state,,, then tried the latino virus 9 and failed in seconds

hello from a Wedding

Beef ramen Add soysauce Add a forkful of pancake syrup Boom! You just made Beef teriyuki, Evie style 🍜🤤

@iamwesmoore.bsky.social can we have our real id star be in a crab or something?? I think it'd b cool

My bluesky engagement strategy

Carpenter bees r so funny cos they never sting and like they'll b all shy abt landing on u but they'll slowly get closer until another bug starts flying too close to u and then they'll go fly off to fuck them up and return

The man open carrying at the Michael’s craft store that I work at was almost certainly an ice agent

Still

Tidal Wave - Owl City, Ocean Eyes (2009) The album is largely about insomnia, which is scarier to experience than to think about

It's called good Friday because today is Friday and that's good

Someone saw this in person just before this photo was taken

I feel so visible to ppl who r tired of seeing me

Yes yes organized religion is a form of psychosis, but have you realized the global economy is also a form of psychosis

@eitmonline.bsky.social English is considered the lingua franca of the internet

Sometimes on bsky I make posts that are haikus without saying so

What a queer bird the frog are

A lot of ppl feel bad for Pluto but imagine how Venus feels being called hell just because she's a little guarded

HOLY FUCK

How is the pop culture section of this article that small and not mention Neco Arc *ANYWHERE*

We're not hurting anyone by existing. But way too many cis people in power want to hurt everyone in an attempt to make us go away at all costs, and it will ultimately fail. We've always been here, and as a community we WILL outlive these losers.

Evie's lucky pilk order

"colonized" Who did they genocide off the school grounds now?

The dirty Pepsi,,, taco bell makes the best pilk I've ever tasted

Me applying myself:

My toxic trait is pretending I don’t know I look good in glasses when ppl tell me to try theirs on

I feel we're way beyond want for more interviews that *only* ever become more algorithm fodder. Just sit the traitors in front of a vertical screen playing 7 second clips from Nuremberg for however long it takes for their brain to do something to itself.