it's funny to me that there are two neighboring little bitty villages on the alsea river called little albany and little switzerland

there's a package being delivered to me today, which originated in the same city where i live, i have no idea what it is, except maybe if it's my name tag for orchid club but also it seems a bit much to ship that with tracking when there's literally a meeting tomorrow

i live here and that means i'm the moderator

i'm gonna start requiring age verification to post a flyer on the stop sign post on the corner of my lot

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

oh thank god, no one will suspect me of alcoholism with this cleverly concealed vial of brandy *holding cane to mouth and bending backwards*

were people really unenthusiastic about the superbowl this year? i didn't even actually find out who won until my lunch break today and i realize it might be the first time that has happened to me where I didn't at least know who won on the day itself

today is duodi 22 Pluviôse in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating rose daphne

Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.

real skeeters have been drafting in a completely different app this whole time

today is the traditional arrival date for tree swallows in the northern portions of the willamette valley

calling me comedy?!?!? everything i do is completely genuine

today is primidi 21 Pluviôse in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating pennycress

why would i be interested in reading a book generated by an ai, though? like if i want that, why wouldn't i just generate my own books?

this is making me extremely curious what sort of information people are putting in the reviews of rural roads that i am only familiar with via birdwatching

trimming my beard is such a saga every dang time, for like half a week i keep finding hairs that escaped previous prunings

YEAH YOU GODDAMN OVERGROWN HOUSECAT GET FUCKED

today is décadi 20 Pluviôse in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating the pruning knife

At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city. Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026

if i had to pick one, would choose to be the food plane pilot

i also got a paphiopedilum, never owned one of these dudes before (second pic is not mine, but is what the flower should end up looking like)

i picked up a really lovely phalaenopsis schilleriana (already has a tiny little spike forming)

i need to get worse at taking care of plants, if some of them would just die i'd have space for more of them

hell of a sunrise this morning!

one of those bowling alley strike animations but it's a two minute clip of sam elliott extolling your virtues as a bowler

today is nonidi 19 Pluviôse in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating lungwort

for in many old chronicles whales and dragons are strangely jumbled together, and often stand for each other

karma-maxxing

HELL YEAH BRING IT ON

good lord this plant is gonna be dead by the time i get it

worst, most braindead ai take you'll read this year (hopefully)

i think the only things i really miss from my twitter are my long list of reasons that nick kristoff doesn't count as an oregonian, and my power ranking of presidential graves

today is octidi 18 Pluviôse in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating yew

wtf are they doing, they're literally playing tennis with my package between raleigh and greensboro

the obvious solution here is that all ski jumping must be done nude, like the ancient greeks did

listen lady, we're all in our mid to late 30s here on bsky, you're barking up the wrong tree

Ron has got little birds in every nest

late-arriving xmas present from my brother in law just got here, hella pretty!

it was the summer of 2030, armistice had been declared, and all across the desolation, the kids were dancing to the dsonoqua shuffle

you ever just get a craving for like an entire box of honey nut cheerios?

today is septidi 17 Pluviôse in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating lichen

lol dude got wrekt

delivery estimate was today but it was still in north carolina this morning sooooo

now i'm looking at bird pics from ngorongoro crater and that little like 3 mile diameter place has more biodiversity than my entire home state

had a dream last night that i was on some kind of photography safari in africa with my parents, and the accommodations were 3 very modern suburban american townhouses built together in a little block in the middle of the serengeti

hell yeah, been a while since we had a good excommunication

this is the kind of spring i always want tbh, 55 and sunny starting february 1st

hummingbird is winning, will accept responses until this evening i think