looks like the gas tax failed, i voted for it mostly out of spite

the funniest thing that could happen tonight is chris dudley winning the republican governor primary

tiiiiight

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

jamelle is right to indulge in the fourthmeal. if you're a person who gets runny guts from taco bell, the hard truth is you don't eat enough fiber (probably, unless you've got some other condition or whatever the hell caveats i need to add to this statement so i don't get bullied by a bonddog)

god spare me from ever begging motivated to write a manifesto about a video game

today is primidi 1 Prairial in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating lucerne

my stove has 4 burners but really i only use 1 of them most of the time, sometimes a 2nd, the 3rd is where the tea kettle lives and the 4th is for elijah

anno domine 2026, we're reading playboy for the articles again

i believe Oregon can become the second @tinakotek.bsky.social

🥳 🥳 🥳

more of those nice carnelians, I think the triangular one at the bottom is my favorite

some nice darkish carnelian chunks

i took some rocks out of the tumbler that have been there since *checks watch* uhhhh, december.

so there's that yellow crowned night heron still being seen. if I route my trip to burns on friday through summer lake where the heron is, that really only adds like an hour of driving time

today is décadi 30 Floréal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating the shepherd's staff

hell yeah ai coding

omg bsky loaded

The Fundamental Unit of Democracy is: A. The Individual B. The Polycule C. The Proton D. Agriculture

let us never forget the past, lest we be doomed to repeat it

OHHHHHHH HELL YEAH

some of these names taste like blaseball

Today is nonidi 29 Floréal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating mustard

a favorite bit of alien lore is that the supposed cover up for Eisenhower going to meet the aliens and sign the treaty was a "dental emergency" while on vacation in palm springs and secretly running off to edwards afb

also holy fuck 1.95 cigarettes

state first yellow crowned night heron reported on the eastern oregon border, got birders in portland hitting the road at midnight so they can get there around sunrise to try and find it

today is octidi 28 Floréal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating bugloss

might be the easiest rarity i've ever chased, didn't even have to get out of the car and i could park within 30 feet of it 🪶

great tailed grackle!

just the combination of an ocean and nighttime is honestly so much scarier than pretty much any monster that's living in that ocean

YESSSS OXYGEN TANK

oh god it's parade day i forgot, gotta run to the grocery store because tomorrow i've got a morning bird walk and the main road in town is gonna close in a couple hours

why the fuck is it windy out in may? making me bring plants inside just so they don't blow over

y'all remember bugle boy jeans? i had so many pairs as a kid

the other night at orchid club we were watching a recorded webinar about a native orchid conservation group and in the original webinar, and therefore in the recording, was this incredibly obnoxious 10 year old named glenn and obviously everybody in the original audience just knew his bullshit

inventing new layers of hell for people who work in advertising and gambling apps

today is septidi 27 Floréal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating chives

hell yeah javier

(tbh i've really just been looking for an excuse to use this pic recently)

i think i'm going to have to download the early access subnautica 2 this evening

repotted my cymbidium golden elf, now it's all fancy and one day may actually shatter that pot with the force of roots

fuck yeah fuck em up

my cymbidium ensifolium are both starting to produce new bulbs

shit. i looked and the periodic table is indeed somewhat different from when i was in school [old man voice] back in my day we called element 111 unununium

get the mice addicted to cocaine, then suddenly stop keeping cocaine around and the mice will leave your house to go look for more cocaine, they will become someone else's problem

i dunno, this shit and like popcorn buckets and stuff, they just make me so mad and/or depressed anymore, like it's just cheap plastic crap, it's all so wasteful

today is sextidi 26 Floréal in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating the spindle tree

everybody says their soil is "heavy clay" and quite a lot of those people are simply wrong

OH YEAH, although tbh i think it's supposed to be cloudy here friday