the megaman 2 soundtrack went so hard

the year is 2045, we internet has been so overrun with self replicating artificial intelligences, trained on conspiracy theories and prophetic ramblings, that the only trustworthy way to communicate information is longhand writing on paper

today is septidi 17 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating watercress

god willing, in a year, hearing the name andrew cuomo will be the same as hearing someone mention a tertiary sonic the hedgehog character, just a dim glimmer of recognition like "ohhhhh yeah, that was a guy"

hell yeah sandwich guy!

okay possible list is: 1 Nelson's Sparrow 2 Olive-backed Pipit 3 Great Black-backed Gull 4 Cerulean Warbler 5 Connecticut Warbler

okay i'm working on my 2026 bird predictions. if you're a unaware there's a group of birders in Oregon who all prognosticate about what will be the next bird to be seen in Oregon for the first time. you pick 5 species and rank them from most to least likely.

LOL rfk is getting the hell out of there like he has to go flush something incriminating before the cops show up

you cannot tame the bump

vibe checkin'

the number of people who apparently put up xmas trees indoors immediately after halloween

today is sextidi 16 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating skirret

i would be such a good priest if it weren't for the whole religion part of it

say what you will, but quiznos never had a pedophile for a mascot

The secret third cilantro gene (tastes like soap and we like it)

IT FUCKEN WIMDY

the cuomohead crashouts are making me feel so cozy and warm, like a teddy bear wearing a nightcap with my blanket pulled up under my chin

do you think there's people who are like, really convinced it could be sliwa?

the baltimore accent is rough on the ears

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

today is quintidi 15 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating the turkey

It took me a while to make sure everything was transferred. And, I had to pay a somewhat larger sum of money than I was imagining to close the site (refunding annual subscribers). I am re-posting essays on the Iliad here, one every other day or so: sententiaeantiquae.com/painful-sign...

the correct way to eat a taco bell bean burrito is to bite off one end and suck it like a gogurt while driving

tbh thought he would have died a long time ago, oh well

i feel like i can pretty confidently say Heermann's are my favorite gull, mostly because they look so cool

nyp headline tomorrow: Mamdani Blackmailed into Marrying His Scheming Vizier

all about aloof wife life, aloof wife life is light and fine, my life for this aloof wife of mine

HELL YEAH LET'S GET SOME EXCITEMENT

i'm a RETVRN guy for the white chocolate peppermint m&ms they made around xmas for a few years

today is quartidi 14 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating endive

i would like for the rain to let up an itsy bits lil bit, just long enough that i can go take a walk and not be soaked to the bone

if i ever find out one of my friends has done this to me we aren't friends anymore. outrageously disrespectful.

i'm 100% dillying and 100% dallying

it's pitch dark out at 6pm jfc i hate standard time

god rest ye well, noble hero

today is tridi 13 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating jerusalem artichoke

LOVE A CRISPY BOI 🪶

why does the microwave care if it's AM or PM? acting like it has a job or some shit

oh fuck yes old dude walking down the hwy spinning nunchuks

oooooh got some real nice pics of a gang of juvie Heermann's Gulls, there was like 12 of them, which is i think more than i've ever seen together before?

oh lol king tides in a couple days, that's why

the surf is crazy high today

for every november you don't nut, i'm going to nut three

today is duodi 12 Brumaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXIV, celebrating water chestnut

juvie red-tail i found eating someone in a field 🪶

it's easy to imagine what a person would look like if they were a dog, but difficult to imagine what a dog might look like if they were a person

waiting for a break in the rain to cruise around north of the wildlife refuge and see about taking this big new camera lens for a spin. at least it's a warm storm, it's like 60° out

Serious fault might be found with the anatomical details of this whale, but let that pass; since, for the life of me, I could not draw so good a one.

oh, autumn, waking me up with wind noise at 4 in the morning on a saturday