Madame Morrible But if you flip it around… WICKED WITCH 🧙🏾‍♀️

You are not responsible for the disappointment that came as a result of an expectation placed on you without your permission.

I’m scared 😭

Aight so boom… I’m not gon hold you…

Rereading texts and giggling is my shit 🙂‍↕️😂

Guess who forgot to submit their recertification on time and has to pay a late fee

I just want a good ass burger 😩

I love consistent man.

Yes 😭😭

Noooo I love the internet. It's how I learn and make friends 😭

Can we have a draft?

Topic change: Look how nice my bear is looking 😁

I gotta use up the rest of my PTO 🤔

And if that’a the case please get me tf out yo face 😂😂 All yall live in my phone until further notice.

And they’re not even good!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

“Booty drama” “booty evidence” I wish y’all could see the tears in my eyes 😭

I’m the nosiest person you’ll ever meet 😭🥹

Today’s gonna be a good day for all of y’all cause I decided it. You’re welcome 😁

Being considerate of someone else shouldn’t make you feel like you’re being controlled. That might be a fear of commitment…

Good night 🙂‍↕️

Deservedly DJing all December

sLeepwALkeR - The Pretty Wild Three Little Words - Samara Joy Breakin My Heart - Mint Condition I Am Not My Body - Kaivon

South Africa, Namibia, Ireland, Vietnam, Bali, Ecuador, Rawanda, and Brazil

You know when you're trying to find a song that hits the right way and you just skip and skip until you get back to one of the songs you've been listening to on repeat and your brain just feels way better?? No? Just me? Ok, that's cool.

This fucking sheriff!!! He’s about to lead all those dumbasses to the Black spot 😒

Bacon can GO!!

So that is his daughter 😬

That’s what’s wrong. Everyone skipped the seasonal rewatch 🙂‍↔️

WELCOME TO DERRY!! 🤡

ion know what y’all talkin bout but look at this pic

One of my favorite things is when people yap about their special interests and their face lights up and I have no clue what they are talking about. Seeing the joy on their face makes me fall further in love.

I use tf out of it. No turbulence on my skyline

My favorite way to take a break from reality 🥹

ALL MY GIRLS THICKER THAN COLD OATMEAL

This was my shit 🙂‍↕️ Loved Auggie BAD!!!

Add Lizzie to any song and it’s a masterpiece 🥰

Orphan Black Legion Solo Sense8 Lost Girl The OA Warehouse13 Misfits Under the Dome Grimm His Dark Materials Fringe Motherland: Fort Salem Haven

I adore this show “Drop your gun or I shoot your fat friend” while holding a pregnant woman hostage 😭😭😂

Warehouse13 🙂‍↕️

Constructive criticism has to be constructive to be such, otherwise it can easily become destructive and not a message worth receiving. Those you love, and love you back, should always lead with love in addressing anything with you! Parents, partners, friends, relatives, etc.

I need to learn how to take boudoir pics 😔

Let me see that thonnng

These little building blocks are destroying my fingertips 😭

I loudly rebuke every bad thing people speak over my life, even if it’s a joke.

What’s tea for next week?? 👀👀 Like/Reskeet. (I work from my likes first) Tips are accepted but not required link in bio… 💛💫

I need it