I should not be at work this early 😭

If I go long enough without talking to someone I will genuinely forget they exist 😭 It took way too long for me to remember who this man is

The ladies are on the SL having a good time, please don't ruin it with real dicks

Uncircumcised 😭

And I take shit personally

(I don’t like when y’all break news on a possible abuser like it’s tea. This is important. Tell us who to alert others of/block.)

Bitch, who are you? 🤨

Time to get some new ones 😭

Imma take your phone off the charger in the middle of the night, make the bottom of your crocs bald like a tire against black ice AND turn on auto-pay for your biggest bill that show up 2 days before your paycheck.

BUT EATING WAX IS BETTER???!!!!!!!

Lack of emotional safety will dry the coochie up way faster than his declining looks tbh

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

You’re going to jail.

Proof that yall empress is alive, i'll see yall around Thanksgiving 😘

Last month. My whole body hurt the next day 😂

My therapist asked me to define existence 😭

I have so much laundry to do 😭

Either you don't like her (or women in general) enough to provide x, or you aren't capable of providing x. Neither of which are HER fault. But arguing with strangers who you aren't dating, suggests that you feel defensive. Defender of the...poor, disenfranchised...men.

I be thinking I’m calm until I realize I’m grinding my teeth.

Music 🎵

The ableism jumps outta y’all real quick 😭

I say this a lot. Definitely context based 😂😂

Your fav cutie patootieeeeee, checking in 🤎 Proof of life 💋

Greta Thunberg: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me. But that is not the story. What happened here was Israel… continuing to worsen and escalate their genocide and mass destruction with genocidal intent, attempting to erase an...

hell no fuck these ppl.

Personally, I feel like if you know someone is committed to misunderstanding you, there’s no point in trying to explain anything to them or reason with them. If they’re engaging in bad faith, it’s best to just ignore them.

@bbcelestialtoo.bsky.social is so generous 🙂‍↕️

I dont think you guys understand the threat that is generative AI.. Reality distortion / likeness theft / theft in general (to include people's intellectual property) Major environmental hazard Cognitive decline Inconsistent fact finding and it's sourcing nightmare.

Everyone swears they like having sex until they meet a woman who wants it all the time. All of a sudden she likes to fuck too much. Yall are not real fuckers 😭😭

Again.

Add silencing kids like they're not humans worthy of expressing themselves.

This is all I have but I was VERY drunk and this song do something to me 🤣

I love and hate how well my friends can read me. I told this nigga I was having a good day and she said she was pulling up when I get off work cause I used too many emojis 😭

😭😭😭😭

Ima be Ben10!!! Somebody let me borrow their phone

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Ever. Chopped.

Encyclopedia Brown!!!! Part of the reason I’m obsessed with learning 😂

Imagine spending your work day concerned about me 😭😭😭

The jab at Meg is a choice 😬

Junie B. Jones and The Gallagher Girls series

Intersectionality as an autistic Black woman…😬 There really is no safe space. Every part of my identity conflicts with one or more of the communities I’m supposed to be apart of

Having to repeat myself makes me irrationally angry 😭😭😂

Romantically or platonically

I hate how oblivious I can be sometimes cause once someone points something out to me it feels so painfully obvious 😭