I can see in your mind's eye that you put half n half into one of those coffees in an attempt to make me break vegan edge 🤨

Delroy Lindo 🫦 TheWrap Photographed by Yudo Kurita (2026)

I let people enjoy everything except Tootsie rolls. They taste like somebody tried to re-create chocolate, but had never eaten it 😭😭😭

Damn, I like all of these 😂😂

I feel bad for laughing...but irony will always get me 🤣🤣

Chick o sticks?? 👀 Now you have my attention

I can't even take a side cause I haven't had skittles in forever 😂

The Mya pic is ai 🙄

It always comes back around to bald slander 😭

HELLLOOOOOOO AND WELCOME BACKKK!!! Feels so good to be back!! Here’s the code for the first game! Yall are lowkey helping my lowest periods island, soo thanks! #charityandfun Game will start at 8:10pm!! Round 2 shortly to follow! There will be 3 rounds total

That's not ALWAYS the case but often enough 😬

She was laughing at your jokes cause she wanna fuck. If them other women are laughing, they must wanna fuck too. Now it's a problem 🤷🏾‍♀️

Sing along if you know it 🙂‍↕️

If someone offered you a chicken donut, would you eat it?

#nailwars they're SO cute 🥰

Y'all are right. I should get calamari 🙂‍↕️

I want lizard skin so I can experience molting

The next time a man tells me he has a dark sense of humor I'm gonna send his info to the FBI

Things i learned in the last 24 hours -"the Middle East" is a colonized term and SWANA (South West Asia -North Africa) is the decolonized one -almost all of US bases in SWANA have been hit by Iran -israel is not doing well thanks to Iran -the US is probably at war to benefit Saudi Arabia as well

Is it me or do marine iguanas seem super judgemental?

Lucky Number Slevin The Invitation Super8

So...how's everyone's night going?

Y’all be outraged bout the dumbest shit

Gonna watch Hit the Floor

My next birthday is gonna be pop lock themed 😂

Post an iconic horror movie image.

Plantain chips

Slippery stuff Überlube Sliquid

I'll be roller skating soon

I don’t waste energy on shit I don’t care about or don’t like. Why when I can invest that energy into something that benefits me and my interests

People just be saying shit 🙄

Can 🙂‍↕️

I’m not even gone lie… depending on how outrageous what they say or do is? They’re getting cut off. That is my version of accountability to them.

I would like to go on record as saying Just because you're married doesn't mean you don't have very cringe views about women. That's still a thing

Do I wanna know what's happening with Selena and feet?

I couldn't imagine putting all my blood, sweat, tears, time, energy, health, and money into raising a child just for them to go on the internet and tell people to give the man that left us some grace 🤣🤣🤣

Should I have a KitKat ice cream or an ice cream with KitKats in it? My life is riddled with tough decisions 😩

"Deadbeat whisperer" 😭😭

They keep proving there isn't any.

I don't know how I feel about Elsbeth. They show you exactly how the crime is committed and by who. Then, you watch her solve the case you already have the answers for...

This right here!!

WOAH THAT IS MY SPECIALTY

The nap I just took 🙂‍↕️

This feels like a crime

My new doctor thinks I need hormone testing 🥹 Cross y'all fingers please