RT @MarinersPR: George Kirby is the 12th pitcher in @Mariners history to record 50+ career wins with Seattle.

not the flip flops 😭 Julio made a deal with this Astros fan at batting practice 🤣

Some thunderstorms that may initially fire in western Oregon during Tuesday afternoon as a low pressure center approaches there may get pushed to the north into Western Washington ⛈️ #wawx #wastorms LEARN MORE: emeraldcityweather.com/thunderstorm...

My wife just tried to assert that because the Mariners have won four playoff series in their existence, that’s essentially the same as 1.0 championships, which might be the most insane thing I’ve ever heard

combined no hitter but for world series. i respect it

FYI trans Americans with a Canadian ancestor can apply for expedited processing on their applications for Canadian citizenship!

Goms!

🚨BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court (SCOTUS) has allowed Alabama to select a different map for this year’s congressional elections in a stunning, last-minute move to interfere with another state primary election that has already begun. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

I'm gonna be real, Star Wars isn't a world where I generally think "I bet that smells good" (Am I curious to smell these though? Absolutely yes)

we got you a dog 🐾 meet natty 🐾

Twins have 8 saves on the season by 7 different pitchers Justin Topa is the club Saves leader with 2

This ad timing was too funny not to share.

I miss having a lockdown bullpen but man, you gotta score more than one run

I don't know who needs to hear this, but yes, you do deserve a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.

Are you ready? Sitting down? Completely focused? Ok then, new coworker just arrived! This is Simon! 🥰

Luke Raley tonight: 7️⃣ RBI Batted 7️⃣th His 1st HR tonight: #7️⃣ this season His 2nd HR tonight: 7️⃣th inning Combined 7️⃣ pitches in 2 HR at-bats Former 7️⃣th round draft pick 7️⃣ HR vs. White Sox (his most vs. any team) Count how many 7️⃣’s that is. #TheMayerGWS

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Protesters packed the hallways outside the Senate hearing room at the Louisiana State Capitol. Lawmakers debated new congressional maps that could eliminate one of the state's two majority-Black districts. Read more:

Hancock had that coming, after getting Félix'd so hard last week

Goms! Never a doubt 😂

Watching from my living room and yelling very loud. What a fun game.

Can we PLEASE not

EVERYBODY

NAYLZ

Nice job on those last couple of outs, everyone

Just because Alek Manoah pitched against the Jays after being out of MLB for two years does not mean it's okay for you to text your ex.

Hot off the press. A well referenced high quality statement from the International Hantavirus Society. High level: - Andes strain is different - some spread will occur - pandemic potential is tremendously low - lots to learn - what happens next is up to us zenodo.org/records/2007...

Have a night, Luke

Whaaaaat was that send from third though

What’s important is that we felt really good for 2.5 minutes.

Oh it's gonna be one of THOSE games

I'm hearing Nuke Raley?

Texas eliminated 5 Democratic seats with no voter approval. Louisiana suspended election with no voter approval. Tennessee erased last majority-Black district with no voter approval. But VA Supreme Court blocks redistricting map approved by 3 million voters www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

"the voters will have their say in the election" is an uninspiring and demoralizing response to a court overturning the result of an election

"hottie with a body" implies the existence of other hotties, hotties beyond our mortal ken. hotties without form or substance

The AL is trash so far.

This is Spear. He is being forced to leave his grandma's house against his will. You know who would never do this to him? Grandma. 13/10 (TT: daddymaddy19)

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

I’m very excited to announce my new podcast! I'll be telling true stories of survival, starting with the story of Ada Blackjack, who was stranded for two years in the high Arctic. If you subscribe now to What to Carry, What to Burn on your fav podcast app, you’ll get the first episodes on May 12!

Wow. Chaos on the Tennessee House floor. Tennesseans yelling in the gallery and Democrats locking arms in one final stand, as Republicans vote to advance new congressional maps that will carve up the state’s only majority-Black congressional district.

also that anyone who has even one fraction of an inclination to make jokes that the South should secede should have today's headlines stapled to their head until they understand the voting power that has been systematically stripped from Black southern voters in particular

Breaking: Tennessee Republicans pass new 9-0 gerrymander after SCOTUS destruction of Voting Rights Act eliminating state’s only majority-Black district & last Democratic seat. Splits Memphis, which is 63% Black, into 3 districts to disenfranchise Black voters. Quite literally a return to Jim Crow

This is who fried the rice.

A new report from Washington’s prison watchdog lays out policy changes the Department of Corrections should make to improve and reduce solitary confinement in its prisons. The agency says it agrees with many of those recommendations. (Jake Goldstein-Street / Washington State Standard)

[Too] many [twos] [to] count today. 2️⃣🔱 #TheMayerGWS

If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.

bird

is there any fan translation of the russian spoken in the X-Files ep Tunguska? they start subtitles in the next episode but that doesn't cover wtf Krycek has been saying to the guards and shit

YIKES: The Seattle Times rejected a union request to not replace workers with AI saying "Journalism doesn't mean journalists." www.instagram.com/p/DX7Tkxpj55...