Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

ABS cant stop winning

The Seattle Mariners have literally never played a normal game

Went back looking at the prior games the Mariners won with 1 or 2 hits, and this one REALLY cracked me up.

Heading to Seattle for the Round of 16? The Mariners are selling tickets for a "Team USA Supporter Section" for Sunday's game against the Blue Jays.

Actually wearing the Phillies jersey that she wore in space!!!

kruk asking an actual astronaut "y'all have beer up there" is the apotheosis of Phillies broadcasts

Bryan Woo in last 4 home starts going into yesterday: 0.00 ERA in 26.0 IP, only 9 hits allowed. Woo became 3rd P in MLB history with 4 consecutive home starts of 6.0+ scoreless IP while allowing <10 combined hits, joining Nolan Ryan (1986) & Shohei Ohtani (2022-23). 🔥 #TheMayerGWS

Bonkers that Bluesky is doing this. The Texas law does NOT require individual apps like Bluesky to verify age, let alone collect documentation. The law requires app stores — Google, Microsoft, Apple — to verify age independently and to communicate to apps to prevent minor access.

If I will be requiring to upload some form of government ID, I will simply stop using the service. Even if it's not service's fault, I am just not doing it.

Our favorite baseball movie was released OTD in 1992. Find filming locations, exhibits, and more at wbht.org! #WBHT #ALOTO #NoCryinginBaseball

Hail to the King

Bryan Woo broke the #Mariners franchise record for consecutive home shutout innings and the M's used a big inning to beat the Angels 8-3 and clinch a series win. sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...

The M's haven't scored 8 runs without a home run since Julio's rookie year??? Holy shit lmao

It’s called Buddymania, and it’s sweeping T-Mobile Park

Andres Muñoz:

Mexico is partying in Seattle tonight!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Goms!! That was unexpectedly delightful

Lmaooooo holy shit Andrés

Bryan Woo (SEA) struck out five and allowed two earned runs in 6.1 innings

Lol oops

Damn, I left my blanket in the car, she says on June 30

Benny and eight of his fellow Seattle Children’s patients and their families are at the game tonight, and I genuinely cannot imagine better good luck charms

Randy Arozarena just celebrated Mexico's World Cup win by hitting a double

the highlight of vs angels games are when their manager comes out and the broadcast booth guesses "how many shoulders" he's going to touch. aaron's theory is high concern + low service time = the pitcher gets hands on both shoulders 😂

Víctor!!!!

Yessssssss GOOD JOB COLT

Way to hang in there, Cole!

AGAIN

Could we perhaps not

Damn

weston wilson, who has something like 46th percentile sprint speed, has now stolen a base both times he’s been on first as a Mariner

Weston Wilson to M’s fans tonight:

WESTON WILSON OUR HERO OBVIOUSLY

Omg a run it's a miracle!!

I LOVE BRYAN WOO

31! That's fun

Just dropped $4k to buy supplies for another 500 kits. That's 500 years of support for gender-affirming hormone therapy! These kits will go to partners in 4 states across the southern US. Keep the donations coming y'all, it really does make a difference!

WOOOOOOOOOO

Niche jersey watch: a girl a few rows in front of me is wearing an Art Warren jersey. Delightful!

When you look up and your team's RF is a guy you've never heard of

Wilson Contreras is from Venezuela and has been very publicly struggling with his emotions this week. Cavalli, knowing this, yelled a racially-charged taunt at him. Contreras got tossed. Cavalli continued pitching. I love baseball, but MLB is a horrific organization.

trump take weather

They just asked a guy on MarinersVision who he wanted to see at the 50 years celebration and he said Richie Sexson and Yuniesky Betancourt. I SEE YOU, YOU SICKO

There's a manufacturing issue with the baseball. Drag is down. Link unclear. Full story to come shortly, but here's the statement I got from MLB when I asked about it.

Bryan Woo and the Mariners held a reverse card signing today with kids from Seattle Children’s. Super fan Benny was delighted to meet his favorite player Julio Rodríguez, who signed his jersey “Benny’s fav” - in return Benny drew Julio a picture to display in his locker

Taking in some culture