Bryan Woo setting a new record for most consecutive scoreless innings at T-Mobile Park on the night he hosted nine Seattle Children’s patients and families is magic ✨ (Photos from @ Mariners Instagram)

Benny and eight of his fellow Seattle Children’s patients and their families are at the game tonight, and I genuinely cannot imagine better good luck charms

Bryan Woo and the Mariners held a reverse card signing today with kids from Seattle Children’s. Super fan Benny was delighted to meet his favorite player Julio Rodríguez, who signed his jersey “Benny’s fav” - in return Benny drew Julio a picture to display in his locker

The last time the Mariners scored more than 3 runs was June 12, which was the same day Team USA won 4-1 (🤨👀). Since then, Belgium, Senegal, France, Morocco, Portugal, Spain, Japan, Netherlands, Canada, Switzerland, England, Norway, Sweden and Germany have all had matches where they’ve scored 4+

Okay so what do I have to pay to see Nelson Cruz swing for the fences in Seattle again? I have no dependents and an increasingly-shrinking belief in the concept of retirement

Happy 10-year anniversary to this game, which features a team of players I’ll still be able to name when I’m 80 and Dave Sims at his absolute, most incandescently unhinged best. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUxj...

Happy gaysball, friends!! ❤️❤️❤️

Inner monologue walking around Seattle before the Mets vs. Mariners series

“The boys can bang” - Julio Rodríguez

SWEEEEEPPPPP!!! @johntrupin.bsky.social @95coffeespoons.bsky.social @maxellingsen.bsky.social @mariners.com / @lookoutlanding.bsky.social / @ffsn.bsky.social #GoMariners #Mariners podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

Colt Emerson's dad: /crowd pop /stand "................... get the fuck outta here- Oh!"

“It’s just like a Little League game!” Angie, with all the warmth of a fellow former Little League mom 💕

In celebration of Colt Emerson’s debut, what’s your favorite player debut game? Fair warning: It’s tough to beat Kyle Lewis going yard off of Trevor B*uer www.mlb.com/whitesox/vid...

@johntrupin.bsky.social, @95coffeespoons.bsky.social & @katepreusser.bsky.social talk the return of Bryce Miller, the rotation shuffle and an offensive return to form. @lookoutlanding.bsky.social @ffsn.bsky.social #GoMs #GoMariners #Mariners podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Happy Kelenic-th day of being open to Gloom Coffee Bar, who promised free samples to @lookoutlanding.bsky.social readers and (unlike Jarred) certainly delivered. Great coffee, an impending NA cocktail program with drinks decidedly the opposite of gloomy, and just blocks from T-Mobile Park

Munetaka Murakami's first 14 MLB extra-base hits have been home runs That extends the longest such streak to start a player’s MLB career since at least 1900 Prior longest: 10, 2016 Dae-ho Lee  h/t @EliasSports

I’ve seen a lot of calls to fire Dan Wilson, and yelling about Cal/Julio/Naylor, and the mixed bag rotation, but I’ve yet to see anyone pointing fingers at the Mariners being 16-19 in the aggressively marketed Amazon fire tv era. When in doubt, blame Bezos

dying at this page of baseball quotes from the latest print edition of @theonion.com

Inspired by the air horn echoing cavernously in the ninth inning of a lackluster, rainy losing game with approximately 984 people in attendance: Do you think there is a point when they turn off the air horn and/or “GET LOUD” pump up commands?

Per @baseball_ref, the Rockies' 1-0 loss tonight was only their fourth 1-0 home defeat in club history, and their first such defeat in nearly 20 years, since Aug. 1, 2006.

Munetaka Murakami’s nine home runs are the most of any Japanese-born player in his first 23 MLB games He has three more than any other Japanese-born player in first 23 MLB games, ahead of Shohei Ohtani, who had six in his first 23 games as a hitter

Love this sign at the ballpark tonight 🥹🥹🥹

What are we doing here, y’all?

“That was a good thump, you guys could probably hear it at home,” reports RyOn Healy on tonight’s broadcast, his voice a mix of excited horror. This man is exactly who he seemed when he played and while I’m not sure how that bodes for his longterm career in the booth, it is wildly entertaining to me

The @mariners.com take a crucial series victory against the Rangers against a tough slate of pitching. @katepreusser.bsky.social @johntrupin.bsky.social @95coffeespoons.bsky.social @lookoutlanding.bsky.social @ffsn.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/4iIu...

had to grab that randy and julio dugout celly

Had I known he just needed my presence I would have come to a game sooner

I know I’m lashing out and there are bigger issues, but if you sign a guy to do one job, which is functionally less of a job and more just a way of being (hitting right-handed), it’s probably not ideal that guy has only been on base three times (none due to hits) and is averaging four pitches per PA

Bit of an echo chamber I know, but if you listen to this podcast - or other baseball pods - and have feedback, we’d love to hear it. This episode was a trial run with fewer folks and a shorter run time, aiming to be more timely. Did you like it? Hate it? Miss last week’s Rockies content? Let us know

The @mariners.com have righted the ship with a critical sweep over the Houston Astros and @johntrupin.bsky.social and @95coffeespoons.bsky.social break down the breakout series. @lookoutlanding.bsky.social / @ffsn.bsky.social #Mariners #SeattleMariners #GoMs podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

Get right series against the Astros. Sure, why not?

Officially tied with a fellow JP (Jim Presley) for second-most walk-offs in franchise history

There's been some chatter about Cal Raleigh's swing plane being steeper early in the season. Good news: it looks like he's flattening it out, per @johntrupin.bsky.social: www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

Incredible new personality quiz for Mariners fandom just dropped: Are you absolutely cackling or are you panicking about this as the latest bad omen?

There is a growing section of shirtless Rockies fans at Coors Field chanting "Take it off, take it off!" the group is getting bigger as more topless people join

Hey boo 💕 I promise your baseball team isn’t as bad as you think it is right now (unless you’re a Twins fan, in which case I think you’re hosed)

Eating a turkey sandwich, watching Luis Castillo throwing gas as the sun sets after 7 pm. I used to pray for times like this (literally last week)

Sunday Night Baseball on Peacock really affirming my newly-formed “Only One Reliever at a Time on a Broadcast” rule

It’s rally ferry time

Rookie move by me that, when considering all the annoying things about ABS this year, I failed to factor in how catastrophically obnoxious the “why aren’t you tapping your helmet you moron” discourses would be

In the last few years, I started reading this each Opening Day and sending an extra thought of the baseball lovers I’ve lost out into the universe. I’m not particularly religious, but it’s a way to feel like they can still come along on new seasons with us. mason.gmu.edu/~rmatz/giama...

A likely unhelpful guide to T-Mobile Park courtesy of myself, @johntrupin.bsky.social, @95coffeespoons.bsky.social, and ZAM: www.patreon.com/posts/153926...

thanks to @95coffeespoons.bsky.social's recap of today's spring training game i learned that mitch garver and d.j. peterson were college teammates and i think i need to go lie down

Bottom of the ninth, two outs, one strike, geopolitically tense World Baseball Classic title on the line. Thank you to the LoanDepot Park organist for giving us "If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands" in that exact moment

I’ve never seen more tears after winning a championship. It’s baseball, and it’s fucking everything

On Saturday, I watched my mom become the #1 Emmanuel De Jesus fan. Did that mean she spent most of Monday’s game demanding to know why they weren’t bringing Emmanuel De Jesus in? Yes. Am I now attempting to create from scratch an Emmanuel De Jesus jersey for her? Also yes. The WBC is so great

How to describe the experience of Venezuelan players at a fraught political time in VZ and the US? The Red Sox’ 5 Venezuelan players - Narváez, Abreu, Suarez, Contreras, Monasterio - offered insight into what Abreu called a “double life.” Story for Globe Magazine: www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/17/m...