witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

you simply cannot wave off a goal once the scoring team has donned the deal with it glasses. the rule of law is dead.

cat piss to dog shit: “we both smell great”

in his last two outings, andrés muñoz has faced six left-handed hitters out of six possible batters faced and struck out five of them. guess all it took for my guy to be fixed was tweaking his back and stop throwing that stupid sinker!

Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

Cinemas are a ripoff

weird b-ref sourced trivia of the day: there have been seven major league baseball players from aruba and five of them played for the orioles

on a happier note, my wife and i went to taste of white center this afternoon and ate so good! if you missed it, strongly recommend putting it on your calendar next year; all proceeds benefit the white center food bank and the vibe is so much better than stupid bite of seattle

hello .500 my old friend

When? WHEN have you dorks been targeted? By who? For what? Because from where I'm sitting, it looks like the Alt National Park Service is trying to insert themselves into the story, and claim persecution instead of the actual activists being targeted.

i could watch eduard bazardo called strikeouts all day long

Just tuning in to the Mariners and they seriously didn’t put Curtis Washington Jr in left field for the bottom of the 9th?! Come on! Gimme some whimsy!

if he's going to keep peddling this bullshit i think he needs to pick a less autistic sport than baseball

if you're scared of ingredients you can't pronounce, it doesn't mean the ingredients are evil it means you're stupid

Daring Fusion Restaurant Mixes Texan, Mexican Flavors https://theonion.com/daring-fusion-restaurant-mixes-texan-mexican-flavors/

bananas and olives can stay the hell away from me

"i'm liminal!"

goodness gracious that tie

you were bad when the m's reacquired you in 2014 but they could never make me hate you kendrys

one of the things that I have learned over time covering baseball labor is this: the Some Guys you Remember are often the ones who do not have multimillion dollar contracts. sometimes, they don't even make $1m. the owners, who are literal billionaires, will always pin it on players. it's not.

won't be annoyed if the m's ultimately lose this one but i damn sure will be if they let stupid miles mikolas beat them tomorrow

We used to just call them LAN Parties.

DELTARUNE JUNE 24TH

Wembanyama clearly has a biological advantage over the other players why isn’t he banned?

What a decade of the same game does to people

I did make it to the nursery where I met this guy, whose hobby is starting fights with dogs

unless summer games fest has a deltarune chapter 5 announcement in the next 24 hours or so i stay sleepin

bang

Someone actually did a study a while back that showed the most effective way to get women out of TERF groups wasn’t people trying to change their minds, it was them getting literally any benign hobby, like learning other languages or taking up needlework

by the way, the mariners have won their last four one-run games

hell yeah mariners

thinking about this a lot today

We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.

somebody from the pen just yeeted a cell phone into center field

Thomas the Tank Engine is better than PAW Patrol.

watching the chuds turn literally everything into Gender at all times is so exhausting and stupid figuring out that You Don't Have To Do That is, I believe, the single most helpful realization a young man can make, it's such an enormous life improvement to just embrace what you actually like

22-year old Young and his 41-year old son Young Jr.

at long last, .500 has finally been breached for the mariners. for @lookoutlanding.bsky.social

guess who just got out of ten days of cone jail?

excellent long weekend in palm springs with one of my best friends, mariners sweep the a's to take first place, and it's a gorgeous seattle day. what a lovely time to be alive!

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the mariners are allowed to win a low-score, low-stress game in kansas city? news to me! for @lookoutlanding.bsky.social

never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

glad i have a chill work day tomorrow because i am absolutely buzzin after that game

At 20 years and 302 days, Colt Emerson is the youngest Mariners player to homer since Jose Lopez on Sept. 13, 2004 (20y 294d) That is, of course, before Emerson was born (July 20, 2005)

what a fabulous at-bat by colt. that 1-2 take was absolutely unreal! the homer was pretty cool, too

eggs, hash browns, sausage, toast, coffee

think it's time for a lil break from the m's after this next colt pa, assuming the top of the sixth ever ends