mark shitty

i traded my copy of bioshock to a friend for his copy of dead island and i had infinitely more fun with dead island than bioshock

I've always loved this performance because he plays it completely genuinely. he knows the choreography, his costume is tailored and well suited to his body, the entire vibe is silly and celebratory instead of showing quiet distaste for what he's doing, as a lot of men would

excellent time at the m's game today! great to see woo get his shit together, julio finally figuring out martín pérez's stupid changeup (also definitely thought about telling my 18-year-old self he'd still be a pain in my 30s), and bazardo and ferrer slam the door. seats were ok, too. onto chicago!

Leonys Martín CF Debut: 2011 - Retired: 2019 TEX - SEA - CHC - CLE - DET

the sports fan obsession with punishing athletes who make mistakes, even if it would actually make winning less likely, is directly related to our societal obsession with punishing ”criminals” even though it ultimately leads to worse public safety. In this essay, I will

kennerjoeloman is inevitable

*checks inventory*

white sox called up jarred kelenic today and the m's have both their series against them in may. surely everybody will be normal about that

the twins and mariners should not play in April either here or in Seattle. just a huge waste of good weather in both places.

GameFAQs (1995)

the immediate charlie brown head hang from lucchesi is frying me

LEO RIVAS, WHAT HAVE YOU WON??

Munetaka Murakami's first 11 MLB extra-base hits have been home runs That's the longest such streak to start a player’s MLB career since at least 1900, breaking a tie at 10 with 2016 Dae-ho Lee h/t @EliasSports

they could never make me hate you jazz

best fans in baseball™ doing the wave in a one-run game

if i was julio there i simply would have hustled

Yet another NFL draft that fails to pass the Bechdel test

i would simply use by best four relievers in all 162 games

happy birthday weed

Postgame, Rob Refsnyder, like Josh Naylor, said he heard support from the Seattle fans out during early batting practice and in the outfield:

always love a day where everyone in the al west besides the mariners wears an L

Grabbed a screenshot and I got Randy looking the hardest I've ever seen him.

had to grab that randy and julio dugout celly

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

modern day proverbs

Sample is still quite small but Wilson once again getting his best relievers in the biggest spots

i know it has been a challenging past few weeks in marinerland but sheesh, i would not want to be a mets fan right now

still thinking about the padres PA playing the drowning theme from sonic 1 during one of the mound visits in the ninth last night. absolutely diabolical stuff, gotta hand it to 'em

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trying to post through it rn

the mlb transaction bot is a great follow 364 days out of the year but right now? not so much lol

if you're gonna watch a lot of baseball, you just have to kind of accept that you'll see a game like that from time to time

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Naylor on feeling the fan support even while he's been struggling:

Josh Naylor vs Mike Burrows Home Run (2) 💣 Exit velo: 111.5 mph Launch angle: 27 deg Projected distance: 433 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks HOU @ SEA 🔻 3rd

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

good shit m's

Just dropping in to share this art piece I encountered outside the ballpark last night. Lots going on here

Somehow I knew Julio was gonna hit that, took this picture on a random swing. LETS GOOOOOO JULIOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WAS SUPER POPULAR WITH YOUNG BOYS WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

happy hacks premiere day to all who celebrate

The Seattle Storm want to celebrate you (yes, you!) on your birthday this season as part of their new birthday club. Open to Washington state residents 18 and older, fans can get two complimentary tickets for a game during their birthday month (May games if its during the offseason).

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