Gonna keep calling this guy Beef Boy even though Cal is done for the season

Half of Seattle is cursing the Jays And about a quarter is now lighting up a very different kind of J

It was a great Mariners season, better than I expected. I'm so disappointed it stopped short of the World Series. But I'm glad I got to see them get so close. Thanks, Mariners, for giving us a fun ride. And thanks, all of you fellow Mariners sickos on here, for riding along with me

So... You're saying there's a chance?

Feck

This ALCS game 7... I feel 46 going on 86. I was listening to the first 5 innings while working, partial attention, you know? Once I clocked out, the enormity of the moment really started to sink in

Oh yeah, things are starting to take off on the ol' Bluesky profile

Signing up to join Naylor's Sailors. When do we ship out?

I'm also just a [baseball fan], standing in front of a [baseball team], asking them to love [scoring baseball runs]

Both the Mariners and Blue Jays have pitching coaches named Pete #analysis

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Logan and the M's need to get out of the 2nd, memory hole the mistakes, and get some base runners in the 3rd

Let's GoMs!

The warnings were all there, plain to see. Two decades' worth. But I chose to forge ahead, heedlessly. And it was every bit as dumb as I had been led to believe. I watched... Alien vs. Predator

Tyler Kepner is always so good on the Mariners. Today's piece is certainly no exception!

Just changed from my lucky in-game Mariners hat (navy road cap) to my post-victory celebratory hat (City Connect). Sartorial equivalent of breathing normally again

The Mariners have never won 3 games in an ALCS until right this second!!!!!!

Graaaaaaaand Slaaaaaaaaaaam Geeeeeeenooooo! I'm sorry but this bears repeating:

What, Gausman isn't going to bark at his manager and leaves the game willingly?

That's the stuff, Geno!

Leonardo Rivas, ILU

Starting the game at the Y. This is my serious face, Mariners

I've never seen a cat figure out How to Blanket so well. But then, Murph (Beef Boy) is a clever boy when it comes to lounging

Hola, amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but the mail this week has been pretty intense, meaning I've had to listen to the last two Mariners games while working and after getting home exhausted. No gas in the tank for posting

Mariners go up 2-0 in the ALCS and now I'm all like

Oh it was a delayed manifestation!

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So it turns out our secret weapon against Lukes is ... Carlos Vargas?

It's acceptably responsible parenting to let your 4-year-old binge watch Bubble Guppies when the Mariners are in the ALCS, right?

Is this Toronto columnist still bored by the Mariners? Because I don't think *anybody* is being lulled today

The Mariners' strategy of holding Vladimer Guerrero Jr. hitless so far is, I'm fairly certain, a Good Idea

Jorge Polanco is a clutch cobra

The first three innings of this game have really done nothing for the anxiety I've been riding all day

Advo plus triple coverage (This may be my most niche post ever)

In retrospect, watching the final episode of Squid Game on the night the Mariners take an emphatic W in the thick of a postseason run was probably waaaaaaaay too much for my little monkey brain to process

One Mariners win in the ALCS and I'm all like

Wonderful timing to get the notification of the Mariners win just as I was getting ready to do bedtime reading with my oldest. It seemed like a quick bottom of the 9th?

Now there's a beautiful post office Very eco friendly design, too

"The best kind of pests." Hell yeah. Put that in the marketing materials

Brilliant pickoff attempt there, Jays

I really hoped I'd get to use this more but I'll take what we can get

idk, looks like a normal-sized Polanco to me

Blue Jay boo birds bait Big Dumper into big blast

Just goes to show, when a pitcher is being good against you, you should just hit a dinger against them

"Cal has invaded Canada again!" There we go!!!!

Bryce Miller might just be settling into the Big Tex we know and love. One of the original Mariners mustache-wearers, of course.

A detour from the game, but why in the everlasting hells does REI think it needs to sell Meta's "AI" glasses? I mean, to make money off suckers, sure. But c'mon, they don't need to further enable this bullshit

Mariners escaped that inning giving up just the one run by a whisker

Are you ready for some Mariners? A Sunday night party?

I suppose it's too late to fly Humpy to Toronto, but I think I'd feel better if he were at Rogers Center with the Mariners tonight