@ USMNT

I think it's cute that they let the men play first, like a warmup act, before the main tournament starts

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

well this is great, I had other things I needed to do today and now I can start on them early

Every time there are inconvenient rumblings about someone being some kind of abuser there are always people screeching “who cares if they did that stuff, they’re really good at their job!” and history shows us over and over again that those people are not actually good at their job

Belgium is on pace to win 9-0

my partner and I were just talking about how Shakespeare and reality TV are essentially similar art forms. There’s nothing about Shakespeare that’s inherently highbrow, a concept that wouldn’t exist for a couple hundred years. When “highbrow” was invented they simply claimed Shakespeare

I very much want to believe that a guy can go from shitty reddit comments/deeply questionable tattoo to free healthcare/trans rights and maybe a guy has but maybe a guy should do it as a private citizen and not a Senator. that’s my entire take on the matter

when I was a freshman in college I played Mozart for Jeremy Denk. I was absolutely terrified but also very excited because I thought he would solve all my problems and show me the secrets of the universe and so on he told me to smile

is anyone down in the seattle center area that can tell me how busy Caffe Zingaro is right now?

in baseball there is almost no correlation between how good your team looks or how you feel while they're playing and how good they actually are. at the moment I choose to see this as charming

that seemed like an absolutely heroic performance from England’s goalkeeper

don’t mind me, i’ll just drag myself out of bounds to writhe in pain

they should actually move every MLB team to cities at high altitudes

*many very fast words I do not understand* PICKFORD!

Oops All Corners

this ref writes names on his yellow card in the cuntiest way

I like that every soccer player has short sides no matter what the rest of their haircut is. I assume this makes them aerodynamic

me when I’m being really normal about a game

I gotta be real I was about to turn this off at minute 30

i leave the room for ONE MINUTE

Jude Bellingham is about the most British Football Player name imaginable

I mean the ICC is basically in Belgium so this could end up being a win-win

Pitcher

not to have discourse or anything but in the sense that America has national parks, Leonard Bernstein, Langston, Hughes, and Ursula K. LeGuin yeah I do love America

the Seattle Mariners have declared their independence from not being in first place

while what happened on that play really could happen to anyone, Mike "Human Thumb" Trout getting all snippy about inside pitches and the Angels' habitual rushing guys to the majors without teaching them things like how to throw the ball accurately does not inspire the benefit of the doubt

two of them…

dril tweet about can someone help me budget, my liberal arts programs are dying

musicology is when you move all your stuff onto the rug, lay on your stomach under a blanket, and the cat comes and falls asleep on your butt

partner’s laptop updated to windows 11, which broke it, and every website that came up when I searched the problem is also unusable I figured out how to fix the laptop eventually but jeez guys

WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAA

disallow that, you corrupt dipshits

this game is getting SPICY

acab includes sports officials

I very much want to believe that a guy can go from making shitty reddit comments and getting questionable tattoos to thinking everyone deserves free healthcare and perhaps a guy has done that but maybe a guy should continue to do that as a private citizen and not as a sitting Senator. that's all

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

weston wilson, who has something like 46th percentile sprint speed, has now stolen a base both times he’s been on first as a Mariner

nice of Jon Heyman to step in and clarify what the incorrect take is, as per usual

going back to the old me (listening to magnolia electric co.)

this is not directed at anyone specific on here but man it just feels like every Mariners fan space on the internet has become a place to spew misery and pessimism now that they’re good and their games are actually meaningful. and like I get that this season is disappointing and today was crushing

as far as I know Bill Stencil is just an attorney but he sure is somehow a renowned expert on every topic, by which I mean he repackages the opinions of the wealthy white liberal Gen-X echo chamber that is this website

I’m a big canker sores getter. Anyone else? I’ve learned a new remedy which is putting baking soda on them which does work but hurts like a motherfucker for about ten minutes first

colezilla

One thing I often tell writers is to be very, very careful about using we/us, because people who lean on it are more often than not trying to gloss over some important detail that they really don’t want to say

66-34, woof dude

I don't know much about NY state/city politics, but I have to imagine a lot of crow is about to be eaten on the "Mamdani won't be able to do anything because of the governor" subject

Cameron Winter -- Nausicäa (Love Will Be Revealed) and Bob Dylan -- Changing of the Guards are the only two songs I can think of with that vibe. I cannot explain further

if there’s a level beyond stuck in one’s head, that’s where What a Fool Believes is for me right now