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history class homework: describe the causes that led to the fall of the Roman empire evangelical college student: Roman Catholicism is a satanic plague upon the Earth that must be cleansed with fire. in this essay I will...

new schaden-Chotiner-freude just dropped

Never Ask A Woman, Her Age A Man, His Salary Keith Olberman how old Olivia Nuzzi was when they started dating.

getting kicked out because I keep complaining to the bartender that the ice has melted on their curling table

Bojack Horseman was not supposed to be a documentary

extremely "am I out of touch? no, it's the children who are wrong" vibes

I’m sick of being lectured by the guys who work for us.

chuck Schumer or GTFO.

chuck Schumer out the window or STFU

I am morally opposed to the death penalty BUT...

Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate

Rep. Sean Casten, welcome to the War on the Senate

we're watching, @murray.senate.gov & @cantwell.senate.gov falling for empty promises and jangling keys will get you primaried.

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

tired: we need a joe rogan of the left wired:

When you recount this election day:

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

someone tell gavin newsom how many homeless encampments mamdani destroyed with his bare hands

OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.

What I learned tonight is the future of the Democratic Party is a trans Muslim CIA agent wine mom who wants to eliminate capitalism and barter with people on the free bus.

Dave Portnoy is a bitch, pass it on

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

does the public access TV station on Martha's Vineyard have a YouTube channel?

This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers

ordering blood pressure medication from the Etsy witches

hall of fame crashout: - say that some discourse is "pretty shrill" - ask someone to provide you sources about *the central thing* in that discourse - have replies set to "only users I follow" so that the person you asked is unable to reply

Me when I’m not defending a nazi:

it's really disappointing seeing people I (used to) respect come out as Nazi Tattoo Apologists

I love baseball's traditions, like the 7th inning stretch and the 16th inning "holy shit dude look at that fruit plate"

The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814

existing in all other parts of life: we need to be thoughtful about how we integrate technology into human affairs watching an umpire in the postseason: BRING FORTH THE ROBOT GODS

*vomiting on a cop's shoes as he tries to give me a DUI test* "sorry man, I'm really drunk...wait...wait...that's...that's off-the-record"

Also, ayo @jay.bsky.team and the BlueSky team, if you’re gonna permaban Link and Palestinian aid accounts, it’s not a good look if you also don’t ban government accounts engaged in obvious violations of the Hatch Act, which is an actual federal law.

the ASUS ROG Ally is the official gaming console of the Los Angeles Dodgers

The teams have stopped play and have joined each other on the field to sing Christmas carols

the problem with the Human Centipede is that it was too linear

Fuck Gavin Newsom. No I'm not voting for him.

I'm impressed that the head of moderation has managed to fit both the awfulness of "we run every image posted here through some LLM bullshit" and "oh yeah our auto mod confuses disabled people for pornography *shrug* if just does that I guess" into the same post

we here at BlueSky are excited to announce we've built the Fully Automated Discrimination Against Disabled People system from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Do Fully Automated Discrimination Against Disabled People

it is genuinely shocking how much rage @jay.bsky.team and the devs seem to have for their user base. suspending Erin Biba over an old post just because she’s been criticizing you is deeply fucked up. fix this shit.

Taylor Swift Is Praising Her Fiancé's Penis The Right Way