If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

we need to tell ICE agents "Pokemon Go to the training class"

"what if we required every member of a fascist death squad to have a college degree?"

the Dems are writing strongly worded emails you can’t even conceptualize right now

centrist liberal fantasies: you can take a member of a death squad, make him sit through a day-long "training" in a conference room at the Best Western near the airport, and he'll magically turn into The Good Cop from the Andy Griffith Show

Senator Klobuchar, from the Quisling Caucus of the Democratic Party: "send the ICE death squads to some other state, instead of Minnesota"

If you want to know what people mean when they say Democrats are "controlled opposition," rather than whipping votes against ICE funding, Hakeem Jeffries struck a deal with Republicans to allow Democrats to feign outrage at ICE while still funding the spending package.

issue arrest warrants or shut the fuck up no one cares that you made a phone call

There has been an increasing sense in Minneapolis that we are on our own, that our elected representatives are unwilling and/or unable to take action to get these murderous Nazi thugs out of our community. I really hope that changes today. The time for pleading TV hits ended weeks ago.

Two days ago, 7 democrats voted to fund that execution

correction to a previous report: it was a single DVD (not blu-ray) copy of 2002's Die Another Day a source close to JD Vance, and familiar with his thinking, stated that it's his favorite James Bond movie because he likes making "vroom vroom" noises when the invisible car is shown

we've done it we've found something sadder than "do you know who I am?" "do you know how many Substack subscribers I have?"

forbidden knowledge like this is the reason conservatives try to defund the humanities

cat_reading_newspaper.jpg I should buy a suppressor and some nail polish

a lot of people are angry about ICE right now. but we can all agree, ice is essential to a good cocktail. tragically, the mini-fridge in my campaign manager's office is broken, in what we suspect is a Russian cyberattack. can you chip in $10? or do you hate America?

the democratic party is a jobs program for dipshits

"I have made my final statement below and am heading back to work." 4 hours later: back in the replies, claiming that Being Mean To Me Online Is Defamation these are the political masterminds who send me 10 "URGENT: can you chip in $5?" emails every day

so the Democratic Party fundraising class *does* understand solidarity they're just very selective about who they're willing to be in solidarity with

median "My primary political home is on Substack" Democratic strategist

out: incels having leg-lengthening surgery in: TV talking heads having neck extension surgery

The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.

Good Journalism still exists

"abolish ice" doesn't seem so extreme anymore, does it, you preposterous, normalizing fucks

Democratic congressional candidate who claims to be a "progressive leader & fighter for working folks" but when the Gestapo murders someone in cold blood and there's video of it from 4 different angles, it's "let's wait for the facts to come out"

The ICE murder of Renee Good and the failure of any cessation of the Grok CSAM and nonconsensual image generation are part of the same broader story about the establishment of elite impunity for transgressing all moral boundaries of a humanist civil society with individual rights

"Secret police" is often misunderstood to mean a force that operates covertly, with all their operations secret. But a secret police force's actions are often public. The secret part is hiding their identities, because they're breaking laws to hurt politically disfavored people, and fear reprisals.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Quisling Caucus of the Democratic Party

Quisling Caucus of the Democratic Party

Quisling Caucus of the Democratic Party

LLM brainrot continues: supposedly "progressive" people posting ChatGPT screenshots as evidence

That disappointment is not final. Get back up again. You made a mistake. Don’t beat yourself up for five years and live in regret. Ask for forgiveness and move forward. Your dick doesn’t remember your mistakes; why are you remembering them?

patient zero of "being a billionaire causes equivalent brain damage to being kicked in the head by a horse" syndrome

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

history class homework: describe the causes that led to the fall of the Roman empire evangelical college student: Roman Catholicism is a satanic plague upon the Earth that must be cleansed with fire. in this essay I will...

new schaden-Chotiner-freude just dropped

Never Ask A Woman, Her Age A Man, His Salary Keith Olberman how old Olivia Nuzzi was when they started dating.

getting kicked out because I keep complaining to the bartender that the ice has melted on their curling table

Bojack Horseman was not supposed to be a documentary

extremely "am I out of touch? no, it's the children who are wrong" vibes

I’m sick of being lectured by the guys who work for us.

chuck Schumer or GTFO.

chuck Schumer out the window or STFU

I am morally opposed to the death penalty BUT...

Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate