the dumbest mutherfuckers you’ve ever encountered have taken a millisecond away from sucking each other off in the sauna to say hey bro are we the dumb guys

So let’s think about this. A private company refused - on principle - to yield to the government’s demands. The government then cancelled its contracts with the company and has set about destroying it

This is genuinely shocking.

Trump with the strongest Birthday Boy energy he's ever had.

So many evil little ghouls have learned how to play Trump like a fiddle and finally one of our guys catches on.

art of the deal, baby

Congratulations to Scott Jennings.

I will vote for the presidential candidate who makes it a priority to break up this monopoly

Fucking hell, man.

They know that Minnesota will never vote for them now so they’d rather just make them as miserable as possible. These are the worst human beings that have ever bubbled out of the ooze.

It’s not just Medicaid funding they’re withholding to MN. It’s food assistance, child care assistance, social services, job training, safety testing, public health, disaster relief. SNAP. Free lunch for kids in school. They hate us for loving our neighbors, and are collectively punishing us for it.

This is bigotry, pure and simple. open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

Trump’s goons detained a blind guy who was here legally, then set him loose at a fast food stop without telling anyone where he was, and now he’s dead.

Rubio and Trump cannot believe their luck.

Welp.

So this exact thing happened

I feel genuinely humiliated as an American

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Yes this is where I am too. We're gonna get through this but it's gonna be fucking awful for awhile and the horrors we find out about afterwards are gonna rip us up, but Woke 2 is coming and sooner than you think. And I'm pretty well established as a Johnny Doomer around here.

Like he's getting rinsed in the midterms. There's no question. I guess all these people think Argentina has plenty of room. They know their political careers are over when he's done, right? This isn't a show of strength it's an old man's birthday party

Why hasn’t the rest of the party followed? I would have left out of boredom at the very least

Trump just leaned into racist instincts in 2016 when advisors would have said not to and it worked. But it’s like mashing buttons as Eddy Gordo in Tekken. It can get you some surprise wins but if you can’t ever adapt your strategy from feedback you will lose

obama made a deal w/ Iran to stop them from getting nukes, but trump backed out of it bcuz he wanted to own wbama for a year, iran kept following the deal anyway, begging trump to change his mind. iran then began work on nukes again now trump is threatening to attack iran bcuz it might get nukes

This is 100% true and it makes steam shoot from my ears.

There’s no substance. He’s just holding the floor. This is a microcosm of what Trump’s entire life has been: taking up as much space as possible.

It should be the case that the President of the United States and the dumbest asshole in the country are two different people

I’m also tuning into the SOTU.

I don’t say it enough but the core thread in the Epstein files which nobody wants to talk about is that there was a centralized elite conspiracy to defeat feminism

Lol pathetic

He’s made at least 4 billion dollars since taking office.

Literally impeach every single impeachable person in the entire chain of command, including Trump.

This nonsense is intended as revenge on Americans more cosmopolitan he is. The president’s primary focus besides grifting is immiserating the country. He’s a black hole and the world needs to be rid of him.

Seems like a big fucking deal.

So many Ls. The Ls just keep coming.

1. No he’s not 2. This would only serve to deprive Americans of something many of them enjoy at no one else’s expense. A net loss for Americans. 3. Can’t wait for It to Happen

This is so, so bad.

Pure psychopathy.

No. You don’t get the skater with facial piercings and weird hair. You get country singers named Bunt Gruntley and Mormon wife influencers with poorly done extensions and that’s what you get. Sorry

Rape Regime earns its name anew every day.

Just a handful of folks in congress could end this by Monday.

Both cheeky and poignant. Don’t dislike it.

I hope eggs go up to $200/dozen in October.

These are the kind of uniquely bad times that one would be correct in their concern that the president is going to bomb Iran to feel better about losing a court case on his arbitrary taxes.

I don’t want to be friends with Nazis. It’s not 2008 and you aren’t Barack Obama. I’m looking for a presidential candidate who understands the FDR/Truman approach to Nazis.

The Rape Regime continues to earn its name.

Feeing very strongly today that It needs to Happen.

What the fuck man. End this.

Nice sentiment but if people don't go to prison for the events of the past year, that sentiment means less than nothing.

My healthcare premiums almost tripled this year.