We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.

After we all finally sat down to the thanksgiving dinner table, my 3 year old niece looked around and said "why are we doing this?" And I felt that. 😅

Yeah I’ll pardon a turkey Par it’s gravy don my throat

I just slow smoked some ribeyes. They were juicy.

broke: overnight brine, roasting a turkey for hours, obsessively basting woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half

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trump won two elections because he convinced a shitload of people to vote for him. believing anything else is willful ignorance that will only hurt you.

the kids are sharing ironic memes using a GenAI anthem about his passing

pretexts are everywhere for those with eyes to see

rent free in my head

a very merry vehicle TPMS freaking out at the first sharp drop in temperatures to all who celebrate

Midwest ripe for a Shipley takeover

Jerome, Percival, Jesus

Not sure whether the algorithms or the folks prompting The Price Is Right Sora videos are confusing it for Let's Make A Deal. Never once has a game on TPIR kept the prize secret.

god I love a HATERRRRR

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

[Tracker appears on screen] ME (leans in, whispering): that's Tracker

DHS head of procurement Amanda Huggenkiss

i would have the Marine Corps hold Steven Spielberg's family hostage until he did a two season miniseries of book accurate adaptations of Jurassic Park and The Lost World

Schrödinger's Kash

Tito Bolsonaro will read from a prepared statement.

TIRED: we need breathing room WIRED: we need a fourth Rush Hour

RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

Trump only mad at Patel cuz he's doing a Palin on the dole.

If you want to feel old, we are now further from the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent than the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent is from the formation of the Solar System.

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

this is my super bowl

This is obviously not the MOST cursed knowledge Bluesky has brought me even just this weekend, but still…

"ok which of us flees to and buys New Zealand first when the shit hits the fan?"

classifying Homo sapiens who enjoy coconut shavings in desserts as a subspecies

Tito Nimmo will read from a prepared statement.

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

it is happening again theonion.com/this-war-wil...

live sports and unilateral unpopular invasions, it all happens on Bluesky

The thing that kills me is that most of MAGA’s “based meme” economy is literally created by the very people those memes are designed to vilify. The crowd yelling “deport illegals to bring back manufacturing jobs” can’t even manufacture their racist brainrot in America.

bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry

Fantastic and very informative. @tvaziri.com is a great teacher.

A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.

I am just old enough to remember when they made the black lady surgeon general resign for saying masturbation was okay

everyone else in my family orders food with the preface "can I do a …" and oh the eye twitching

My god, who kidnapped all these totally real Trump-supporting American women and took them to Thailand to post their political beliefs.

Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all

the bit in Superman (2025) where social media dogpiling was driven by thousands of angry monkeys funded by a billionaire was the most sober writing

Nigerian prince scam ass website

the last 24 hours on X, summed up:

really baffled at elon's decision to confirm that most of twitter is just a poorly organized foreign influence operation

love me a film franchise where each story is a looser, longer, lazier thread between action set pieces

There are going to be prominent Democrats and mainstream media voices who insist that we have to "turn the page" and "forgive and forget" and they should all be roundly ignored, if not mercilessly mocked.