Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Tech's biggest political spenders so far this cycle: • Andreessen Horowitz: $93.5M • Elon Musk: $85.2M • Jeff Yass: $83.8M • Coinbase: $59.3M • Ripple: $55.1M • Crypto​.com: $38.7M • OpenAI: $37.6M • Anthropic: $20M via influence.citationneeded.news

lol. lmao. apnews.com/article/paxt...

love how folks have rediscovered the engineering marvel of Roman aqueducts and how no one is saying "aliens did it" 🤔

The actual leftist belief is that while HR itself is evil, the HR ladies are not

geez what a letdown

That's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shellshock. He thinks he's Ethel Merman.

Thornton hears a boo

well the Giants know how to hit into the gap in crucial moments

boooo Carson Kelly dammit

NBC scorebug is a hot mess but also doesn't render ABS challenges remaining

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme Reba McIntire

I like Javier Assad. Good outing, my guy.

wondering how much that divey beach food in the Outer Banks must cost now, given food there is pegged to New York pricing

gonna go out on a limb and declare California's jungle primary system to be kinda bad

beginning to wonder if the Cubs pitching staff are doing piss poor training work

No one happier that Spencer Pratt has become very famous and disliked in LA than Chris, now only the 2nd least liked Pratt in the city of angels.

Tito Pratt will read from a prepared statement.

I think America just craves South Asian democratic socialists.

Nithya Raman has officially overtaken Spencer Pratt.

well at least some APAC exchanges are in freefall

my legs are moreso a buffet for mosquitos than usual this summer

James Dolan is technically the wealthiest touring musician in world history, because he used to pay competent young musicians to pretend they were in a band with him

we need a democratic counter movement to liberate universities against the republican takeover of universities ... but too many democrats also want to gut universities to expand the business schools and AI programs. It's a problem.

I've built data centers in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map.

I made this like 8 years ago because I think there was a round of 'no cops at pride' discourse circulating and now I get to recycle it here even tho cops at pride are among the least of our concerns

I’m sorry my chipmunk flipped you off

2 DEVIL 2 PRADA

“Hey gang, if you only see one movie the rest of your life, it should be … Focker-In-Law”

I wish I wore jerseys more often because this is phenomenal

Bluesky Balls is when you got something in drafts you can't post

presently rooting for the MLB season to end with a lockout

Semis took an absolute body blow. Philadelphia Stock Exchange Semiconductor Index (weird one I know but that's the benchmark) down 10.3%. Only three worse days in its history: 3/12 and 3/16 of 2020 and 4/14/2000. That's been around since the early 1990s.

NASDAQ 100 -4.8%, 82nd worst day in its history back to 1985. Two worse days in 2025 around the tariffs mess, 3 worse days in the 2022 bear market, 6 worse days during the COVID shock, and 2 worse days in 2011 (US debt downgrade).

If I had a long history of posting about how technological solutions cannot solve sociological problems and, if anything, make them significantly worse (see: AI discourse), I would not be hooting and hollering in favor of dynamic speed limiters in cars.

"markets are weather; economies are geology"

caught up on California primary news 🫠

wake me when an international airline puts an Andor-based livery on a wide body

very disappointed that I've encountered less arm wrestling and quicksand than I was promised in my Gen-X youth

Hell, I can write ya a James Bond movie title. Here, have some free ones: NEVER IS NOT AN OPTION SHADOW MARKET TODAY IS YESTERDAY'S TOMORROW MEASURE OF PITH EVERYBODY'S WORKIN' FOR HER MAJESTY PERMISSION TO DISMEMBER LIFE IS TERRIBLE INCOGNITO SUPREMO

I'm CPD, boys. I love sitting in my car at the lake watching teens, being divorced, sitting in my car at the lake watching teens, OLD GLORY, sitting in my car at the lake watching teens, bargain bin jeans, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—sitting in my car at the lake watching teens

It's easy. Statehood for DC and PR. Maine should return to Massachusetts. The Dakotas, Idaho, Montana, Nebraska and Wyoming merge into one state.

ok I give up who is "Platner"?

Winter is coming.

Cubs are cooked

Welp *USDA CONFIRMS DEADLY SCREWWORM IN US CATTLE