Why read the news when you can watch some strange person on TikTok in a small box on the corner of the screen read it for you? I don’t know them, but I know they have no reason to lie.

I like it when people post videos of themselves “cleaning” Trump’s star on the walk of fame because you know someone is going to spit or urinate on it IMMEDIATELY after the camera stops rolling.

We’re overdue for another Truth Social rant against Thomas Massie.

If we don’t figure out a way to increase media literacy, and fast, we are toast.

It is impossible to overstate how dumb these people are.

If The Pitt didn’t exist, “J.D. Vance getting booed” would be the best show on television.

The water pistol that shoots jelly didn’t belong on the island of misfit toys. This would sell out in the United States in under five minutes.

I do feel bad for athletes representing the United States in the Olympics. They’re so talented and worked so hard only to be associated with a bunch of rapists, racists and plutocratic criminals.

Proof of life post. This one is dedicated to the MAGA who insist I am a bot. If I were a bot, I wouldn’t be on my third cup of coffee.

Chat has anything bad ever come from a word leader declaring a free press “the enemy”?

Conservatives aren’t upset about Tulsi Gabbard being a blatant Russian asset because they love Russia more than the United States, and it isn’t even close.

Sharing AI images of Epstein walking around only gives the administration more ammunition to paint you as crackpots and move on from talking about the files completely.

Extremely distrustful of anyone who isn’t exhausted these days.

J.D. Vance should get used to being booed everywhere he goes. From IKEA to his bedroom.

The Bill and Hillary Clinton testimony, if aired, will blow the ratings for the Kid Rock fake halftime show out of the water.

If Trump can’t be bothered to watch a minute long video he’s going to post to his social media, what the fuck do his briefings look like?

I hate seeing the left indulge in woo-woo conspiracies. That’s probably what they wanted when they decided to release the files in such a chaotic, disorganized manner.

I have identified the leader of antifa.

RFK Jr. has 100% thought about what Winnie the Pooh tastes like.

He’s still playing whack a mole with groceries because of his own failed policies. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

MUSIC TRIVIA: Ed Sheeran wrote “Shape of You” about Grimace.

I’m not reading all that, but I assume he wants us to keep talking about his good friend Jeffrey Epstein.

Trump knew that even if he deleted that racist post, his supporters would spread it far and wide. And they are. Because they’re racists.

A MAGA spelling bee would be extremely entertaining.

If Comer refuses to air the Clinton testimony live and unedited, they will never live it down.

Oh, you like Kid Rock? Name one meth recipe.

Trump supporters have no problem with racism, because they’re racist. They also have no problem with pedophilia. Really makes you think.

I was going to write more on Trump’s racist post. The distraction almost worked. Then I remembered they still haven’t released all the Epstein files, and are continuing to redact the names of pedophiles.

I can’t believe Joe Biden made Trump post a racist meme to his racist supporters.

How much longer must we put up with this shit? www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Good thing you trusted a documented con artist with the economy over an accomplished black woman, right? Right?

Put Ghislaine in a room with Kiefer Sutherland, a pair of pliers and a handle of Jack Daniels.

When it’s Thursday afternoon and you still have to wait hours for an update on BABY JANE DOE.

Bookmark it.

Tim Cook could come out guns blazing. Call Trump the loser that he is, admit he’s wrecking the economy and terrorizing innocent people. Admit Apple Intelligence is roughly as smart as the president, which is sad. Delist twitter from the App Store and say Apple is against CSAM. He won’t.

“Sir. We can’t afford homes.” “I want the price of homes to go up.” “We can’t afford groceries.” “Enjoy the tariffs!” “No new wars.” “MULTIPLE new wars? Sure. We’re building new battleships! Pew!” “We want healthcare for all.” “Have you tried eating one tortilla and a piece of broccoli?”

How are you enjoying the GOLDEN AGE? Or are we wanting to return to the Iron Age?

“45 year old male. Jumped out of a window after mortgaging his house to buy Trump coin.”

Everyone who capitulates to Trump gets nothing in return.

If Trump sold the “strategic bitcoin reserve,” it would net a little over $13 billion. Still not enough to put a dent in the $135 billion DOGE cost taxpayers.

Mr. “69 420” says your kids shouldn’t watch Peppa Pig.

I know things are heavy and dark and oppressive right now. Take care of yourself, please.

Deepak Chopra Dr. Oz Dr. Phil The Oprah effect really was a can of worms, huh?

This is the most disturbing Epstein exchange I’ve found. That’s enough for today. That’s enough for a lifetime.

The crypto bros are going through it.

People who play YouTube videos full volume in public restroom stalls…what’s your deal, exactly?

The FCC has accepted Elon’s application for orbital data centers, potentially launching up to a million satellites. The public can file comments on this until March 6. www.fcc.gov/document/sb-...

if the Trump administration is “the most transparent in history,” as they like to claim, there is no reason the Clinton testimony shouldn’t be broadcast to the entire world.

Holy shit. I’ve been waiting for this to re-open for so long and was scared it would never come back. Very glad it’s in such good hands. deadline.com/2026/02/kris...

Portraits of health.