Me waiting for my tariff refund.

75% of shareholders approved a trillion dollar pay package for this man.

The Tesla board is not just compromised. They’re complicit. finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-b...

Alternate headline: President ordered to stop starving children. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/s...

Whenever there’s a medical emergency in the White House, it’s never the person you want.

Today Tesla shareholders will vote to dilute their own shares and give Elon Musk a trillion dollars for delivering hemorrhaging sales, robotaxis that crash with safety monitors in the driver’s seat and vaporware robots.

The CEO of Robinhood is all-in on Elon.

Therapist: Playstation 2 Stephen Miller isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Playstation 2 Stephen Miller:

Very normal and unbothered.

Someone is already prepping to pivot grifts.

Today is a good day to remember that you contain multitudes.

The greatest loss from the rise of streaming is no longer seeing those “SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY” monster truck commercials.

The MAGA vs groyper wars continue.

Calling it now: a day after Trump pardons the Thanksgiving turkeys, a bombshell expose will drop showing they each purchased $1.5 billion in Melania coin and one of them is a serial rapist.

Mike Johnson doesn’t know shit about fuck.

It’s going to be easier than ever to trigger your racist uncle on Thanksgiving.

BREAKING: 65 year old Nebraska man announces he will never visit NYC again (he had never been there to begin with).

More Epstein files disclosure. Less Epstein ballroom construction.

Candace is having a normal one.

“People only voted for democrats because of the shutdown!” Which means…Republicans are responsible for the shutdown.

“When are you going to release a $25k car?”

As you go to sleep, hold onto that joy. No telling what fresh horrors the morning will bring.

Love all these MAGA telling New Yorkers “don’t move to red states!” Like everyone is clamoring to get measles or something.

Elon unpinned the Cuomo endorsement from his profile.

The Metamucil has kicked in.

FUCK YEAH CALIFORNIA

MAN THE SAILS!

I had actually forgotten what a good day felt like.

Babe, wake up. The crashout has started.

The meltdowns have begun and we don’t even know about California yet.

When your endorsements of fellow sex pests stop working.

And now, all eyes are on California. The bear is about to poke back.

Good news: Cuomo is probably too despondent to grope any of his aides.

Any terrible night for Donald Trump is a great night for the United States of America.

WE ARE NOT TIRED OF WINNING.

This didn’t age well, huh?

One thing I will never understand is “sneaker culture.”

Debra Messing unironically agrees with Donald Trump.

If you’re ever feeling down about yourself, remember there are people out there who genuinely believe Donald Trump cares about their wellbeing.

Maybe tomorrow Cuomo will take up knitting or something.

According to professional grifters who devote their life to a virulent racist, Charles Schwab is now voting yes on Elon Musk’s pay package.

Translation: let me keep taxing you at very high rates on a whim despite not having the authority to do so.

What if, when the AI bubble pops, we all get covered in slop like at the end of Ghosbusters?

Roses are red A church has a steeple

Laura Loomer slowly realizing her party is riddled with nazis is both funny and sad simultaneously.

Holy shit. Today is awesome. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Elon encouraging his followers to transfer assets to Robinhood from Charles Schwab. In 2021, many of the grifter crowd jumped ship on Robinhood to places like Schwab after they halted the purchase of several meme stocks during a turbulent trading day.

Republicans have failed Virginia Giuffre and every other child brutalized by Jeffrey Epstein and his associates (which includes the president).