Are we great yet?

If you don’t think we have a long ways to go in the United States, you are not honestly examining what’s happening to trans folks and people of color.

Mitch McConnell is not so much one foot in the grave as one pinky OUT of the grave.

I love tons of movies that critics, by and large, didn’t care for. But I’ve never acted like film critics were my personal enemy. This seems to be a relatively recent and weird phenomena.

Someone might want to clue JD Vance into what’s been happening the last four months.

Message to MAGA.

No one hates the constitution more than self-proclaimed “patriots.”

I love class action lawsuits because you’ll fill something out, promptly forget about it and a year later get an email like “SNAPPLE just zelled you $2.65.”

America only turns 250 once. In the hands of a decent, competent president it could have been beautiful. Instead, the history books will gloss over it as completely embarrassing.

Reminder: traffic was freely moving through the strait of Hormuz on February 27.

Attention: the nazi dog whistles are now nazi hurricane sirens.

I wonder who Elon thought “the best of Europe” was during WWII?

In a normal timeline, the Supreme Court going, “yeah, the president raped a woman” would be much bigger news.

Start a war. Realize it isn’t going how you thought. Surrender. Posture like you didn’t surrender. Get attacked and surrender again. Repeat. Art of the deal.

Hey, so this seems bad.

Obsessively tracking the box office of a film you didn’t like is very strange behavior.

If you see a clown at the great American country fair, DO NOT LET YOUR CHILD APPROACH. That’s Stephen Miller trying to feed.

Me and my girlfriend settling in to watch 90 Day Fiancé.

Sick of all this FAKE NEWS. I only revive information written on tiny scrolls and dropped off by mysterious crows that immediately leave.

When you push someone on the artistic merits of Uwe Boll’s latest motion picture, you hit ideological bedrock very quickly.

There is never enough garlic bread.

They knew that rebranding it as the “SAVE America” act would do two things. 1) Enable proponents to claim anyone opposed doesn’t like the country 2) Make sure a bunch of people who would never bother reading it would blindly support it because MURICA

Trump: “Be careful or we may have to finish the job!” IRGC: *8 American bases attacked in Kuwait and Bahrain* Trump: “Good news! Talks will resume shortly!”

They all shout from the rooftop about the dangers of socialism until their Medicaid goes away.

They systematically set out to destroy the country, ruthlessly pitting Americans against each other and then go “Oh, so you don’t want to celebrate?”

The full year of 2025, there were 2,288 confirmed measles cases in the United States. In 2026, we’re at 2,134. It’s not even July yet.

Right wing art is so unbelievably bad. I find it fascinating.

Things in the Middle East are spiraling once again on every front, so of course he posts an extremely long and rambling post about the reflecting pool and golf course. This is the new normal.

How Elon Musk, the world’s richest and saddest man, is spending his birthday.

PSA: If there isn’t a dude trying to con you out of money to throw rings at milk bottles, it isn’t a real fair.

I didn’t think it was possible, but the Supergirl discourse is even more obnoxious than the Obsession discourse.

If Trump was capable of “completing the job,” he would have done so the first 27 times he said it was completed. The entire project was a completely embarrassing failure that will have ripple effects for decades and has accomplished nothing.

Trump announced victory on day 8 of the war. We are now on day 120.

The American country fair attendance seems about on par with Melania documentary tickets sold.

Whatever you do, don’t show the president this poll.

I think the Digger trailer should have had this on a loop for at least a solid minute. youtu.be/41vArfMDmmo?...

When traveling abroad, don’t just say you’re from the United States. Be sure to specify your politics so you can be treated accordingly.

It’s going to be very difficult to explain to my grandchildren how profoundly goofy everything was.

Would it really be a MAGA-approved country fair without a man masturbating in an Uncle Sam costume? If there were bingo cards, I feel like that would be the free square.

Any bad day for Putin is a good day for the world.

Can’t fathom how traumatizing it must be for Epstein’s victims to see his best friend and co-conspirator become president and then personally ensure they won’t see justice.

Here’s how film criticism is supposed to work: you identify critics whose writing you like and taste aligns with yours. You read what they wrote to decide if you want to see something. Review aggregators like RT have completely killed nuance and destroyed film discourse.

The head of Iranian parliament’s national security committee responds to U.S. attacks.

Iran’s military has been “obliterated” like 9 times now. Is Jason Voorhees a general or something?

I am so, so tired of this shit.

The United States has launched attacks on Iran’s missile and drone sites. Again.

As someone who isn’t interested in super hero movies at all, it’s bizarre to see people who are call one “boring.”

Babe, wake up. There’s new illegal tariff threats for European leaders to ignore.

Conservatives will say things like “all politicians are crooks” and then support the most openly brazen crook who has ever held office.

I think birthright citizenship is rad.