Kind of like how your Tesla is “an appreciating asset.” Remember that one? They lapped that up, too.

Every time I read a headline about Oklahoma it’s the goofiest shit imaginable. Every time. www.themirror.com/news/politic...

Another one bites the dust. electrek.co/2025/09/19/t...

You guys remember when Trump wrote that pedophile poem to his best friend, notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein?

Wow who would have thought? www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

When you own stock in a company that will surely, very soon, have a $25 trillion valuation you should definitely offload it. www.barrons.com/articles/tes...

They will tell you waiting in line for hours to buy a tamagotchi is silly, but they didn’t count on a dog with a bucket hat being here.

Our government considers Jimmy Kimmel to be a bigger threat than Russia bullying NATO countries.

Tesla is currently facing multiple class action suits ranging from discrimination claims to securities fraud.

Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the hardest.

If anti-fascists are enemies of the state…what does that make the state?

They really, really don’t want to release those Epstein files, huh?

Bob Iger is spineless and also he completely wasted the Muppets. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“Uh…well, sir. I got Grok to deflate the holocaust death toll. Plus if you ask it for music to listen to while studying, it now defaults to Wagner.” www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/t...

Trump voters will never admit they were bamboozled.

The last thing you see after you didn’t be best.

TPUSA sounds like a toilet paper store that has iconic American things printed on each roll. Like big macs and children who have been shot.

Was anyone else’s George Soros check higher this month? I was expecting the usual $2,500 and got $4,000. Not complaining. Just curious.

POV: you just told your weird uncles what a gyatt is.

“Director Patel’s desk is filled with vintage copies of Nickelodeon Magazine. He dog-eared every mention of Melissa Joan Hart.”

xAI setting up for a “mysterious fire” insurance payment.

Love is Blind would work better as an “experiment” if every contestant didn’t look like a model.

“‘He said things like ‘vaccines had fetal parts,’ and I had to send a note to our leadership team to correct that misinformation,’ Dr. Houry said.” www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

Release: 1) The Epstein files 2) RFK Jr.’s vaccination record 3) Stephen Miller’s browser history 4) That “Tremors” pilot Kevin Bacon came back for that Syfy never aired

Pretty weird the White House is trying to start a civil war while Russia tries to start WWIII. One thing at a time, guys.

MAGA are starting to tear each other apart. So at least there’s that.

This is not normal.

Kash Patel accidentally dropped the Epstein files into a bowl of spaghetti-o’s. 🙁

This show goes away and you completely forget about it and then BAM. It’s back.

They knew about the white supremacist posts and never cared for a second. Vile people. fortune.com/2025/09/16/t...

Every day I wake up and every day a house hasn’t fallen on Nancy Mace yet.

MySpace bans you if you remove Tom from your Top 8 but allows you to blast Fall Out Boy on your profile.

Those kids, much like Elon Musk, were fully locked in. abcnews.go.com/Business/wir...

Pam Bondi is like four days away from arresting any chef using a spice that’s not salt.

Get your shots as soon as possible, while you still can. www.cbsnews.com/news/new-cdc...

No shit.

She left us when we needed her most.

After getting the updated Pfizer vaccine yesterday, I’ve had zero side effects beyond a sore arm. And it isn’t an extra arm that sprouted overnight. Just the usual one.

Huge overlap between people who believe an organized “antifa” exist and those who believe an organized “anonymous” exists.

Robert Redford survived polio as a child before the vaccine was widely available. He became an outspoken advocate for vaccination. Under RFK Jr.’s watch, we’ll be seeing a lot more cases.

The sad reality is that we can no longer implicitly trust anything that comes out of the FBI or DOJ anymore.

Twitter has become a nazi bar where you order a beer and get a glass of piss and then Grok comes in to mop it up but slips and promptly gets carried out by handlers.

If you want job security or you’re a decent human being (or both), maybe look elsewhere.

Nothing says “man of the people” like railing against low income housing. Good thing there’s nothing going on in Gaza or Ukraine, otherwise this would be an unhinged thing to focus on.

When I see someone holding a tray full of pizza rolls.

It doesn’t.

Let Republicans own government shutdowns.

Nothing ruins a perfectly good day like suddenly remembering the president is a pedophile.

Grateful to those who have dedicated themselves to combatting left wing violence. Once every few years, these brave warriors have to write angry tweets. Maybe.

Good walk-in turnout at Kaiser’s Pasadena location for the vaccine.