Russia is sending drones to Iran. After Trump lifted sanctions on them both. It’s not going great.

You know what they say about the 25th amendment: there’s no time like the present.

Mitch McConnell has already purchased luxury property to spend his retirement in.

The White House is delaying nominating someone to head the CDC in the middle of a measles outbreak. They’ve had 3 different leaders since Trump retook office.

We won the war a month ago. But there are negotiations. But there have been no negotiations. But we’re sending 2,000 troops. But everything is winding down. But we’re ready to hit harder than ever before. But we’re close to achieving our goals. But the goals remain nebulous. Any questions?

Spoiler alert: he wasn’t going to do it anyway. This is all performative. www.cbsnews.com/news/white-h...

First they dismantled the department of education. Now the First Lady wants to replace teachers with robots. Reminder that 37,000 members of the Los Angeles Unified School District will be striking starting April 14th over contract disputes, seeking better wages and improved classroom conditions.

The Iran quagmire is costing Trump his entire posse.

Oh, you didn’t get the jab? We can fix that.

Iranian foreign minister Abbas Araghchi on Trump’s desire for talks: “We do not intend to negotiate — so far, no negotiations have taken place, and I believe our position is completely principled…speaking of negotiations now is an admission of defeat.”

These new PEW numbers are…not great.

Nothing provides more confidence than the White House saying they’re “close to their goals” after a month long bombing campaign without ever clearly stating what those goals are or how they’re being achieved.

Do we think Melania had sex with the robot?

Yes, gas is soaring because of Trump. Yes, groceries are more expensive because of Trump. Yes, your tax dollars are going to attack Iran instead of the relief checks you were promised. Yes, the petrodollar is about to collapse. But don’t forget measles are back! www.nbcnews.com/data-graphic...

Those who tell you to “do your own research” tend to be the least intellectually inquisitive people on the planet.

It’s another Wednesday morning, which means Pam Bondi is actively covering up pedophilia.

Donald Trump is the first world leader ever to send 2,000 troops to a region 24 days AFTER winning a war! That’s how you play 5-D chess! 🇺🇸 🫡

Democrat Emily Gregory just flipped the Florida House seat in the district Trump lives in. He endorsed her opponent. The midterms are going to be a bloodbath. Blue wave? Try blue tsunami.

When we get to the tribunals for members of this administration, we can’t spare these people. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

Can we talk about how deeply fucking weird this is?

Remember when Tucker Carlson said he was mauled by a demon? It’s a shame that didn’t actually happen.

They’re scared of their neighbors. They’re scared of Bud Light cans. They’re scared of Sesame Street. They’re scared of people peeing next to them. Theyre scared of a new Cracker Barrel logo. They’re scared of the constitution. Republicans are the most frightened group on Earth.

ICE agents in airports are as effective as those FBI warnings on DVDs saying “yOu WoUlDn’T dOwNlOaD a CaR.”

There is a large swath of the electorate in America who has no idea what’s going on, but will tell you to “educate yourself” with complete confidence. The education system has failed us.

If you’re a grown adult and you’re mad at Ms. Rachel, it might be time to re-evaluate some things.

Instead of obsessing over conspiracy theories about Jeffrey Epstein being alive, we should probably lock up his best friend Donald Trump who is, unfortunately, 100% alive.

Gritty Inspector Gadget reboot where he murders every corrupt cop on the force by feeding them into his helicopter rotor blades and gets Penny to delete the body cam footage.

Non-citizens can’t vote, you orange, decrepit fuck.

Sounds about right!

The entire nation is being held together by this woman and caffeine.

We’re like a day away from him proposing they fill it with chili and rename it “The Strait of Hormel” via a tweet.

I like being hydrated but I do not like peeing every 20 minutes.

It’s genuinely impressive he’s been able to bungle a war more than his predecessors, and in record time.

Laura Loomer attempts to issue a fact check on how attractive she is.

Now the Times of Israel is reporting Netanyahu is afraid Trump will cut a deal that ignores Iran’s 400 kgs of 60% enriched uranium, essentially accomplishing nothing. Very real fear, as anyone who has partnered with Trump learns eventually.

After Trump announced “promising talks” with Iran to stop bleeding markets and Iran immediately said he was full of shit, the NYT is now reporting the Pentagon is weighing sending 2,500 troops to take Kharg Island, the main Iranian oil hub.

We are paying A BILLION DOLLARS to move away from clean, renewable energy. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/23/c...

I did not sign up to have my 401k completely at the mercy of a pedophile with dementia.

Maybe pulling out of Obama’s Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, which inspectors agree Iran was complying with, wasn’t a good idea?

In summary: Trump thought the Iranian regime would collapse immediately. It did not. Then he lied a lot and threatened to plunge their hospitals into darkness. They didn’t budge, so he folded. What did we gain from this?

I’m going to bed. I hope it happens by the time I wake up.

Whenever I see Keith Olbermann I am reminded of this ancient YouTube video that I used to watch all the time for some reason. youtu.be/c4llHNTMZjE?...

The American Research Group now puts the president’s approval at 34%. Perhaps people are tired of winning.

I need Tim Apple to know that at no point in my life will I ever want to type “He’ll yeah.”

The ghoulish transgender stuff he’s talking about here isn’t even in the bill. Total lie.

It doesn’t look like Iran is backing down. Which means Donald Trump will be forced to make good on his promise of committing more war crimes.

The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists typically only updates the Doomsday Clock once a year. They might have to rethink that.

If you voted to have masked, armed goons with zero training inside the airport hassling people on domestic flights, you can get fucked.

Every time someone says “this is what I voted for,” they look EXACTLY like you think they would.

Republicans trying to legislate lab grown meat out of existence is so weird to me. Do you like meat or not? Do you like industry or not? No one is forcing you to eat it.