Going this weekend and I really hope no one bumps my leg. Might carry a cane around just to block it.

I’m not a photo filter person though I probably should be

changed photo to change attitude (hopefully?)

Yes, we may be in agreement but I don’t like the way in which you agreed with me and you are now my sworn enemy.

no dating apps, just you running after me with the pieces that are falling off of my truck yelling HEY LADY

I’m sorry. Who tf does he think he is?!?

ALERT: They're claiming X marker passports are now INVALID at the border. I really need cis people to pay attention to this.

Explain to me why “conversion therapy” is banned in 28 countries and ABA is not, when they have the same creator (O. Ivar Lovaas) and utilize similar if not identical principles, techniques, and goals (forced assimilation).

no dating apps just your dog trying to meet mine while she attempts to escape up my back

Online I say I’m an olde but I’ve never really felt old, I’m trying to realize it but it’s hard.

I grew up where there were very few Jewish people (small town Eastern Iowa), so often I’ll see something that feels not great but can’t quite put my finger on it because I don’t even know antisemitism tropes. In a way that’s good, but it sure is a blind spot or just ignorance spot sometimes.

We went to an event today hosted by some state senators about ICE - giving community resources, updates on the current status of legal actions, etc. Couple hundred people were there.

I have watched that puppy on a Roomba video so many times

My day has instantly become better after watching this ☺️

Watching football, enjoying all the FOX and CBS show promos: - Chicago Hero Cops NYFD - Mark Harmon: Naval Crimes Academy - Cyber Force: Detective Unit - Big City Murder Town - Let's Scare Pop Pop - Doorbell Cam: Miami

No dating apps for me. We’ll meet the old fashioned way, sexy eye contact during a bank robbery.

New levels of hell: just got an email from our local AYSO cancelling today’s youth soccer games because ICE is at the Home Depot across from the soccer fields at James Park in Evanston.

Asymmetric discourse this, asymmetric discourse that. Let's discourse about how asymmetrical my damn larynx is. Bro, I have got to get my thyroid checked.

Someone needs to ask, "how does it save money to lay off people who aren't receiving paychecks?"

Hanging in my kitchen.

EVERYONE: come to Mastodon, it's so easy and fun now! ME:

In case you thought it was just me out here screaming about it

I’m just not going to Mastodon. I’ll go out and write messages in gravel dust.

@safety.bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app It’s bullshit that you haven’t restored Link’s account. That post was no reason to ban someone.

I love alien looking succulents but I’m a succulent killer.

Agreed!

The best thing about fall in farm country is the light.

When you have a decent response in a conversation and you type it out, press send only to see “post deleted.” Rats!

Free Link, now and always

Please remember the Bluesky code: Block, don’t argue or dunk

Been thinking about Tina Chicken advice tshirts.

Tina has been out most of every day

Some days you sit in the gravel and a duck waddles up to poke you in the pants.

you know I had to do it to ‘em

I should have bought a cake

It’s not that I think JB isn’t aware, it’s that I think we should rain it down on his head.

Oatmeal Beth is an amazing/horrible nickname.

I hope I live long enough to see Noem’s brutal downfall and utter humiliation.

New from Eddie Munster’s TikTok!

I guess I’m a terrorist now? Please don’t tell Tina, she’ll be so disappointed.

Are we really going to let these loser fucks destroy everything?

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do. In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap. Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

She grows not far from me out here and is The Guru for grafting Asian Pears.

Antifa leadership was in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Penny’s dad fell in love with Tina Chicken while he was here. She’s so charismatic!

[first guy to get drunk on beer] hey this rotting barley from the trash makes me feel kinda silly

Now that you mention it