Norwegian keeper just booked himself a spot in Valhalla 🇳🇴

Compelling essay by sci-fi writer Ted Chiang on why LLMs are nowhere near consciousness, but why it serves the interests of LLM companies to constantly suggest that they might be. I've pulled one quote below, but the whole article is worth reading.

Cal Raleigh 🤝 Bob Belcher Mustache Power

RANDYLAND. Rye bread. Mustard. Things of that nature.

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

Describe the economy in a single sentence

Josh Naylor attempting to avoid the tag at second:

Weston Wilson to M’s fans tonight:

Paraguay 🇵🇾!!!

Austria- Algeria is DRUNK

Ok, Storm, I see you 👀 ⛈️🏀

One of the announcers on Norway-France just said that the Soviet Union played in the 94 World Cup in Palo Alto and it’s really bothering me that nobody has corrected him because the Soviet Union definitely wasn’t a thing in 1994.

First rule of World Cup: you do not talk about World Cup.

We need this for Mariners games as well- I would add that, instead of commercials between innings, it would just play “Black Hole Sun” on repeat.

M’s fans right now:

The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth

Currently need Marshawn Lynch, who got the biggest cheer at the watch party I'm currently at (Russell Wilson got loudly booed), to make a movie about someone coming to Seattle for the World Cup and getting much too high them having to navigate the city with him as their caring guide helping them out

American soccer fans:

youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up

I love our DOT’s social media team. Welcome to the best state, soccer fans!!

My daughter, when Carolina scored the empty netter: “Hah! Suck a dick, Carter Hart!! And make sure you have consent!”

It’s hard to come up with a better story that encapsulates the business/marketing side of AI

THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA

Katy Perry, you’re not fooling me- those vocals are 100% prerecorded. Glad you and Justin Trudeau are happy together, though. 🇨🇦⚽️🫶

Mina: certified ball knower.

To the tune of “Blinded by the Light:” 🎶Diabetic Darrell And Cousin Fucker Billy With the Foreign Man who Points 🎶

Stop telling those of us who enjoy raw milk that the milk contains cow shit. We know. That’s why we drink it!

That double play was karmic retribution for the BS swinging bunt the previous AB.

MEEEEEEEEETCH!!!🔱🔱🔱

Republicans believe the hard evidence of Republican election cheating should be ignored, while the unseen evidence of Democratic election cheating should be imagined.

Truly, the challenge gods have smiled upon us today 🔱🔱🔱

LFG NAYLS!!!🔱🔱🔱🔱🇨🇦

Gabe. Fucking. Speier.

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell

JUUULLIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

Jhonny Pareda saw this skeet and said, “Hold my fucking beer.”

You cannot stop Cole Young; you can only hope to contain him.

The absolute bottom of the journalistic barrel is people in the media chiding Scott Pelley for having the gall to confront Bilton. If you want a job licking boots, become a bootlicker. You’re not a journalist.

This shit is seriously addictive. I just went 80-2, think you can go 82-0?

WAY TO FUCKING REPRESENT FOR THE 206. Let’s Go Spurs.

COLE MF YOUNG

A PhD student at Stanford noticed her classmates were asking Al to write their breakup texts. So she ran a study. It got published in Science, one of the most selective journals in the world. What she found should make every person who uses ChatGPT for advice deeply uncomfortable.