twins and royals baseball was not any better if we're being honest

haven't watched orioles baseball in days, won't be starting tonight

the night they spawned ten thousand BrooklynDad_Defiants

Also bobby witt jr had me feeling sad about gunnar henderson

It was sad and refreshing to watch the Kansas city royals beat another team in the most annoying paper cut kinds of ways

Indeed pistachio cream ale is one of the best and most unique beers I've had in years

Nothing but good things to say about target field. Good ballpark experience.

Rooting against Kansas city for a number of reasons but mostly still the 2014 playoff guts "these os ain't royal" shirt incident

Who has some Minneapolis eat/drink/do recs Also any tips for experiencemaxxing a twins game

a team has never needed a Clubhouse Dog more than the baltimore orioles

chris bassitt sounds absolutely cooked mentally oh man

Indeed

the orioles have a real top-heavy play-by-play announcer lineup bench gets very weak very fast

i've held out but this is the first time im ready to actually consider "what if craig albernaz isn't a good manager"

WHY IS HE STILL PITCHING he is barely able to get himself on the rubber what the fuck is wrong with alby

just yank him what are we doing here

Al "The Stabilizer" Suarez will fix us

thinking about writing a blog on the deadly combo of justice sensitivity and LLMs that are programmed to lie when they don't know

oh so Jordan Mailata had like ENOUGH enough of AJ Brown lol

I keep forgetting helsley is even on this team

the 5th bunt worked lmao

MLB replay center Premier League VAR 🤝 Lengthy reviews ending in questionable calls

You fools

for my birthday I just want to sit around and watch basallo fight off inside pitches for a few hours

"he gets really really filthy with men in scoring position" calm down brian roberts

are they letting Shane shove? big mistake imo

“The B’ckROOMS”

stop being so chummy with fascists

First single digit homicide month in literal decades? Crime significantly down across the board? People swimmin around in the harbor? The "I've never been to Baltimore but I have opinions and also The Wire" narrative-drivers are in shambles.

ken klipp and matt taibbi about to produce the worst 4 hour podcast episode you've ever heard

alright already

Makai I have faith in you stepping up taking over that AJ Brown spot and by stepping up I mean please stop doing weird stuff

thanks for the super bowl AJ everything after was pretty annoying tbh

the world actually ended during infrastructure week, we're forever trapped in infrastructure week

every day

Any major dude will tell you:

Full grown adult btw

debating a hard commit to a Steely Dan Summer

I can't believe Zack hample would do something like that

the fuck is wrong with people

Blaze Alexander is fixin to become a great Remebering Some Guys dude in a decade or so

You're watching Samuel Basallo turn into a fearsome major league bat in real time. This month, the 21-year-old is hitting .333 with six doubles and four homers. His OPS in May is .939. His RBI double here puts Baltimore ahead, 3-0

why would you do that lmao

That was a wild basallo at bat Stayed alive making contact on a bad pitch that fooled him and then took another ball 3 inches off of the inside of the place for a double

love a hyperlocal crank candidate

just reading the baltimore banner's school board voter's guide and buddy, what i don't want this dude anywhere near my kid's school but i do want to know more about his lore

Lol just watched the 9th and the way they stripped Peter was v funny

5.34 ERA since he blew this kiss

off JEFF HOFFMAN?!?! lmao

wheeeeee!