Honey what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched your Mizzou-shi.

Let me tell you, it’s a brilliant day for oysters and a gin and tonic outside.

Sir Alex Ferguson’s text message to PSG president Nasser Al-Khelaifi after PSG beat Arsenal in the Champions League final: “Well done, it was a tough night for you, but you played against a boring team that did nothing but defend.” [L'Equipe]

That throw he uncorked from CF when he was with the Nats still lives rent free in my head

lmao Gabriel being the one to miss the penalty is 🤌🤌

bruh

you took a full minute to line up your corner sorry it's halftime

PSG have no time for Nuno Mendes getting crushed to death by Gabriel

Nightmare start

Looks like J6 vs. plays like J6. The champions!

That’s a shame, it appears that Liverpool are in fact a serious club. Super funny they waited to do the obvious thing until after Alonso was off the market tho.

The Habs? More like the Hab Nots, amirite?

The Harbaugh difference

I would do anything for Tumbleweed

Oh man, the rare double-doink free kick!

This is one of the most cursed things I've ever seen. I also don't get it? You can just have Marcus Rashford for less than half that. Gordon has just had the best season of his career, which was worse than 1) the season Rash just had at Barca; and 2) several seasons Rash had in the PL. Rashford >>>

You know what? Gimme the Madden ratings, which were at least input by actual people with some care because they knew they would come under scrutiny from millions of players and the actual athletes themselves.

lol. lmao.

Is there a reason why United aren't trying to get James Garner back from Everton? I don't watch Everton with any regularity but my understanding is that he's been quite good for them. Can't imagine he'd be any more expensive than some of the guys United are looking at

Does YOUR team lead the league in runs scored AND communism? Yeah, didn't think so.

FUCK WOTC FULL PROXY

The man contains multitudes

Really shitty by Poch to not call Luna and tell him. Cowardly and disappointing.

Wemby's nickname definitely needs to be "The Fuck"

A hearty "smell ya later" to Pep, Salah, Silva, Robertson, and Stones. You've all caused me great sports pain throughout my life and for that I wish nothing but the worst (professionally) going forward. Ta ra you twats.

Fucking fabulous goal. This is the Amad we need next season.

Bruno! Hell yeah! The undisputed PL assist king. What a player

Knicks really just went into the locker room and were like "Lads, it's the Cavs" and comported themselves accordingly.

Hey Mark Ogden, eat shit bozo

Shoutout to former RSL player Matt Crooks on getting to play some Premier League football next year. Hull are an improvement over Wolves as far as orange teams go. Hayden Hackey, don't feel bad for too long mate, come to Manchester and play for your former coach!

Lot of smoke around this transfer, especially with Atalanta's manager saying he didn't play today because a "big club" is interested in him. Don't really see the vision here, this scouting report looks like it could be for Fred.

It’s fucking bullshit they haven’t brought back Choco Tacos yet

Oh hey, it’s Joe Manchin’s car

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

this is one of many reasons i never need to read opinion pieces from the NYT. what does this fucking child have to say that I need to hear? not a goddamn thing!

Bort-ass named motherfucker

ta ra you bald twat

Really can’t be overstated that Bruno has achieved this record with a supporting cast nowhere near that of those he now shares the record with

Dalot ☠️

Mbuemo man... bruh.

Elliott Anderson is a serious player. Pay what it takes to get him to United.

The Rocky Mountain Cup is ours! Suck it Crapids!

Zavier Gozo is the truth. Starboy confirmed

This rules because it's bad for Alonso AND Liverpool!

That's a damn shame. Hearts-breaking.

Celtic vs. Hearts shaping up to be one of the most dramatic games of soccer in recent memory so of course Paramount+ is fucked and not streaming properly. I hate them so much.

arne slot will be remembered fondly by no one. go back to the netherlands you smooth pervert.

The Titans did a super low-tech schedule release video and people loved it The Cardinals used AI and they’re getting crushed Seems telling!