working on another commission for a friend. really digging how these are coming out, they have great taste in pokemon and basics <3

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Critically: You must INTENTIONALLY REQUEST expedited processing by including a letter with your citizenship request explaining your situation, along with supporting documentation.

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

This is it

are you. fucking. kidding me.

Abolish ICE in its entirety and deny everyone working for them any future government employment.

Happy Mother's Day from this legend

Don't worry I shaved the beard.

got told i had the forehead of a wrestler today (they were very clear it was meant as a compliment)

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995)

psa you don't need ai to make magic tournament promo materials ps registration for nyc's biggest premodern tournament opens tomorrow

The extremely rare catcopus.

6ix Se7en (1995)

I can’t wait to see this “evolved” position on the Middle East

uh oh! you said something mean about the bluesky moderators. take 4d6 strikes *rolls* now roll 2d6 for your strike allowance *rolls* oh no! too many strikes! roll 1d4 to see if you got a 3-, 7-, 14-day or perma-ban *rolls* you've been perma banned for posting "aaron rodericks drinks piss"

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

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Don't

Nancy 4/29/26

it is a universal truth of social media that the lamest accounts use their real names and list their professional accolades in their bios and the best accounts have names like Farthog69 and their bio is an ejaculating ASCII dong

Holy shit they made an Alysa Liu card 😭

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

The largest AI music company now owns to your Songkick data, which includes your Spotify data. Including, but not limited to: • Contact info • Historical location data • Artists/songs you've listened to • Shows you've attended • App usage • Ads you've interacted with • Acquired third-party data

There was no Giuliani "downfall." He was a clown and a fascist his entire career in public life. Eventually it got too much to bear/wasn't worth the trouble for the media to keep inserting the fake moderate problem-solver Giuliani into their stories instead of the evil clown he was in reality.

Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that

cursed artifact

Rudy Giuliani has been killed by the green ranger after calling the flute sword a "Queer Blade". When he was slashed sparks flew out instead of blood. He is survived by his creator, Rita Repulsa

aight imma head out

Rudy Giuliani is in stable condition and resting comfortably

EXCLUSIVE: Rudy Giuliani has died at the age of 58. The preliminary cause is believed to be Death By Chocolate. More delicious news to come.

RIP rudy Giuliani. Died during surgery. It was the surgery to get your ribs removed so you can suck your own dick

Rudy Giuliani has died. He was rushed to the hospital for complications associated with his ongoing health issues, and upon arriving there he was struck directly by a Boeing 767-200ER

woah this bracket is crazy

still got it folks