you'd think that the fact the president of the united states is completely fucking insane would be a bigger news story

Much better second half and nice to actually score a few, although Wolves are definitely looking a rival for Derby’s points record. I’m afraid I’m at the point where every win under this guy feels pyrrhic though

If he doesn’t get Lacey on now even just for pure PR reasons he’s an idiot

Yeah wouldn’t want to give Kobbie any minutes here tbf, save it for a dire situation over Christmas when you’ve no choice and then throw him under the bus when he’s rusty 👍🏼

That 'handball’ is yet another one Sky have an absolute field day with if it’s down the other end btw

Rob Dawson in for a loooong night trying to write the article selling this as another understandable blip for a ‘win-later’ team

Nice one Lando. Supreme last third or so of the season as Piastri faltered, think many doubted he had that in him. Didn’t feel like much jeopardy today, much as the comms tried. Would have liked Max/RB to be vanquished in more painful way but we can’t have everything. Good riddance to these cars #F1

Unlucky Red Bull, no Michael Masi today dickheads #F1

What a move Oscar. Could done with more of that in October/November mate #F1

I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.

“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning. Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪

Being in the literal Village People and not knowing the dance to YMCA feels like the absolute peak of ‘you had one job’

I wrote about Infantino’s love of despots years ago but that peace prize is such a shameless example of what he is and what he wants to do with the sport www.instagram.com/stories/zeet...

Now imagine Stephen Pollard and the Jewish Chronicle's reaction if the revelations about historic antisemitism had concerned Jeremy Corbyn or Keir Starmer or indeed anyone on the centre/left. It's a level of grotesque, cynical hypocrisy that I genuinely find quite hard to process.

Sick of hearing from Amorim how angry he is after games and then seeing him change absolutely nothing week to week. Endless whining about second balls, set pieces + intensity like he’s Antonio Pulisão. If sacking him didn’t look really fucking bad for the chuckle brothers from city he’d be long gone

No ‘insisting’ needed, there’s over a year’s worth of evidence now that he’ll do it again and again and again

Head’s so hot I’ve posted on Twitter for the first time in a year by mistake

1-0 up at home against 18th in the table and you’re taking off your striker for a (rubbish, sorry) defensive midfielder with 15 to go, promptly concede, then use your last change to swap one centre-back for another. Boring, negative, gutless - absolutely not a United manager

Centre-back swap, drink

Really glad we effectively brought Ugarte on for a striker. Fucking coward this manager

Crap again, isn’t it. I’m sure if we just don’t mention that though we’ll all be better fans and it’ll magically come good at some point

Norris owes Antonelli big-time

Nice of McLaren to make this race remotely interesting by shitting the bed. Less nice for their drivers obvs

Nothing to change my view that we’re wasting our time as things are, but nice to see a rare much improved second half showing and - even tho Palace understandably tired - what felt like Amorim making genuinely impactful tweaks tactically.

No-one should have any issue if Kobbie pushes hard to leave in January really

With those two assists today I make that 100 assists in a United shirt for Bruno (Opta may disagree). Sitting on 100 goals and 100 assists is a nice symmetry.

The one area you can absolutely point to and say there’s been a big improvement is attacking set pieces

Is this good

Out run, out fought and out thought by a team playing away in Europe 60 odd hours ago. Even by Amorim’s standards that was pathetic.

Can’t attack. Can’t defend. Keep the faith though yeah

Hard to catch your breath after that thriller of a sprint race 😮‍💨

Best of three brilliant goals today. Freakish talent

Quick to actually mention the academy when there’s some social media clout to be had

Tonight was more typical of Amorim approach than the wins of late. Tonight was wretched but even when it produces results, his football is really soulless and dull. I like him as a bloke but can't see any future.

I’ve kind of teetered in that direction a few times but full ‘gerrim gone’ now. Can’t keep watching the same game play out with nothing being created and the onus to do so falling on one of the centre-backs, and that was the most egregious of the lot

Even against ten men, Amorim can't find it within himself to remove one of his beloved centre backs to create an overload elsewhere. Absolutely zero point in having three CBs look after one striker. Fucking hell. And then you have that absolute clown Zirkzee up front. Abysmal.

Always find booing embarrassing but fuck me is it deserved there. Shameful

If you *have* to play with three CB's can't you at least get one of the midfielders to play there?

Four minutes is a good laugh but we could play at extra forty here and there’s nothing happening

There’s an attacking player on the bench but god forbid we ever have less than three centre-backs on the field eh

We’re going absolutely nowhere under this manager, sorry. Sunk cost fallacy winning again

Think 4 more, so we can win on walkover.

Wonder exactly how many players we’d need Everton to have sent off here to pose any sort of threat

Obi would be a much better option than Zirkzee based on this evidence

Neville’s moaning is annoying but he’s not fucking wrong tonight is he. This is pathetic

Endless crosses to a striker with zero box presence and hardly any fucker else. Inspired

Really come out all guns blazing after the break, great stuff

Because who doesn’t love the guy at the party who pulls out his phone, snaps a picture of a random person and asks his weird AI pal to do a ‘vulgar roast’ of that person Musk smacks of a man who never got invited to parties when he was younger

Played like we’ve been on a two week bender rather than an international break. Thoughts with those who thought we’d turned a bit of a corner and are getting mugged off by False Dawn FC again