The fifth game of both these streaks: 5/29/2026 • J.P. Crawford homers and records 2 extra-base hits out of leadoff spot • Against the Diamondbacks! 7/30/2023 • J.P. Crawford homers and records 2 extra-base hits out of leadoff spot • Against the Diamondbacks! 🔱🐍 #TheMayerGWS

Goms

Hell yeah Gabe #goms

Thank you Nuke #goms

Friday teriyaki gang say hey

Dustin Ackley 2B-LF-CF Debut: 2011 - Retired: 2016 NYY - SEA

NEW: The USPS is moving forward with Trump's restrictions on mail-in voting. They'll only send ballots to people on Trump's federal list of voters. A judge just ruled it was too soon to bar this, but maybe now the parties have standing. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

I only use FB for Buy Nothing, but whenever I go on there the reels are like "never wear your clothes like this" and the people look completely fine and I imagine that's because I'm old now.

I learnt the rules like 9 years ago and I will dogwalk any Republican challenger in an NFL Remember Some Guys contest

Legend

My writer spouse and my writer self abhor AI

Wow men like this are such snowflakes. Too soft for WinCo on the weekend.

Goldy trolling McNeil

Spelling it this way now

I got up to pee and this happened, you're welcome

Rob Refsnyder vs Jeffrey Springs Home Run (3) 💣 Exit velo: 107.7 mph Launch angle: 23 deg Projected distance: 368 ft This would have been a home run in 15/30 MLB ballparks, including T-Mobile Park SEA @ ATH 🔺 1st

DON’T LET ROB GET HOT! 😤📈

when you toxic masculinity so hard you come out on the other side somehow

Attn: @mrtlp.bsky.social

Hey Zuck

THAT WAS A CATCH #goms

If you're not watching a mama beaver nap with her kits wyd www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy76...

Hey Sam

Luke Raley vs Aaron Civale 🦄 IT'S A UNICORN 🪄 Home Run (11) 💣 Exit velo: 99.2 mph Launch angle: 32 deg Projected distance: 342 ft This would have been a home run at Sutter Health Park and nowhere else SEA @ ATH 🔺 3rd

Dominic Canzone vs Aaron Civale Home Run (5) 💣 Exit velo: 104.3 mph Launch angle: 24 deg Projected distance: 397 ft This would have been a home run in 25/30 MLB ballparks, including T-Mobile Park Non-HR in: ATL, COL, MIN, SF, STL SEA @ ATH 🔺 3rd