this is how i found out the apple tv+ show "bad monkey" was getting a second season

Let's speak truthfully about the dead. The more we do, the greater the drive to make one's story a good one.

amy klobuchar has made it clear over and over and over again that she does not care if i vote for her or not

this has always been true but her statement makes it especially clear: Amy Klobuchar has way more in common with Lindsey Graham than she does with the voting public of Minnesota

we're in a literal war with these people. and theyre literally murderous, committing (intentional, violent) murders at industrial scale in the caribbean and iran to name just two theaters. theyre also shooting your neighbors in their cars it's just the facts. it's their policy. they declared it

Here's hoping that all Republicans can be more like Lindsey Graham -- dead after a brief and sudden illness

43 year old American football analyst who's never watched a non-international soccer match: Diving is cheating and they should be allowed to kill you for it

Giving a second yellow there is absolutely atrocious. Replay is a problem in all sports, but FIFA has completely lost the plot.

I just don't think England should be rewarded for taking dives defending set pieces

Absolutely insane to me that, with the G League FT rule in place, Summer League box scores are just tracking makes/misses and not how many points they're actually worth. Scores don't add up!

Darryn Peterson is so incredibly close to an astonishing feat: a missed shots / turnovers / fouls triple-double

(eyes rolling back in head) Parry Systems Are For Unsalvageable Perverts. Honest and True Gamers Only Dodge

Kylian Mbappe, despite being one of the best soccer players on the planet, just took maybe the worst penalty I have ever seen lmao

This is an important moment for Minnesota and our country. I'm friends with both Peggy & Angie. But this race is about more than friendships or campaign ads. It's about who has consistently stood with our communities when it mattered. Peggy has. That's the kind of leadership this moment demands.

Long past time for any left-of-center person still actively using twitter to admit that it melts your brain. Platner should erase any lingering doubt. Twitter Platner supporters (who ran the gamut of left-of-center ideologies) assured everyone they were the normal ones and it blew up horribly.

Gio Reyna? Are we serious???

As much as I hate to say it because it’s cheap webforum meta discourse, the strongest correlation to Platner support wasn’t ideology, it was if you still frequently use X, The Everything App. I would hope that would lead to some introspection about what remaining on there does to your judgement.

Mitch McConnell has been traded to the Sacramento Kings

anyone who's in this guy's vicinity automatically loses their ability to Stand Normally

blogged it aftermath.site/microsoft-xb...

Not to be too prisoner of the moment, but in terms of match quality, this has to be close to the greatest World Cup ever right?

Official prediction: MEX 3 - 0 ENG

Norwegian goalkeeper is named "B. Nyland" and my brain just assumed his first name was Bones

This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better

I was planning on staying out of the Taylor Swift wedding discourse, but finding out she invited all of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles save for Donatello and Master Splinter has me fuming.

LeBron made the call so the Wolves pivoted to the next beat thing

I would put the LeBron to the Wolves chances at like 10%, but if they hadn't rebranded, it would be 0%. He woulda looked horrible in the sailor uniforms.

I'm sorry but this is fucked

I'm sorry, you're telling me the chip in the ball can pick up strands of hair glancing the ball enough to overturn that? Even though the ball did not move or change direction whatsoever?

i cannot even begin to explain to you the level of despair I feel reading about shit like this

always fun when nikita just goes online and posts "of course the haters were exactly right about why twitter feels like sticking your head in a blender" xcancel.com/nikitabier/s...

the Wolves are going to be awesome with Lamelo, but even if it doesn't work out, the mileage I'm going to get out of this video is enough to make the trade worth it by itself

MALIIIIIIK! GOALAZO GOALAZO GOALZO

one of the worst reds I've ever seen. that wasn't even a *yellow*

the little one-two between Dest and Pulisic to end the half was so nasty, man. the technical ability of the US is night-and-day to what it was just, like, 4 years ago

Sixers: B+ Celtics: D

I assumed the Wolves were pivoting away from Bones so I'm ecstatic about this. He was quietly very good last year and comes at a fraction of the cost that Ayo does

said as the highest, most genuine compliment: Kylian Mbappe never stops running and shooting

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

been typing out and deleting a lot of fed posts today. I gotta log off before I eventually send one

I'm so thankful to Becky and her mom for their trust, generosity, and strength in front of the Supreme Court. No matter what the Court says, Becky is a hero for standing up for herself and trans girls like her. Doing what's right, even when the odds are against you, is the definition of courage.

really cannot be emphasized enough that the drafters of the birthright clause very much considered cases analogous to undocumented immigrants and *included them too*

Jimmy Butler, from the 2016 film Office Christmas Party,

hit it with enough pace and accuracy and it doesn't matter what the keeper does

That's a foul all day everyday

A need at PF? Consider this, Wolves fans: Rondae Hollis-Jefferson

It makes sense to me why the Rotten Tomatoes app exists, so I never get insanely pissed off when the website asks me to download it every time I visit

been growing my hair out and styling it differently recently, so when we saw a friend last weekend for the first time in a while, without hesitation she greeted me by saying, "oooohhh, Center Part Sunday" 😒😒😒