For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

every Epstein email is like GHISLAINE: we can arrange for private "dancing lessons". our young new tutor knows all the moves "the kids" are doing these days 😉 ELON: You aren't understanding. When I arrive I want to fuck an underage child. I want to do it illegally. — Elon Musk, business pedophile

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.

Elon Musk going from Epstein Island to being accused by multiple employees of sexual abuse and harassment to operating one of the largest CSAM distribution sites on the internet, all while fathering fourteen children from various women and being publicly disowned by his only daughter

i had to make this really fast before my therapy appointment

someone in a rapid response chat accidentally called it "Homo Depot" today lol

“what happens in minnesota is what happens next to the rest of the country,” says greenman. “now is not the time to trust that they sent bovino out and homan in, our neighbors are still being abducted, our observers harassed, our elected officials investigated.”

I would be willing to bet that every single one of these pig fucks has driven drunk while they've been here

Here is a video taken just this morning of ICE pepper spraying my friend who was standing several feet away, and behind a fence, from agents attempting an abduction. Nothing about their conduct has changed. We need to continue our observations but please do so as safely as possible. Fuck ICE.

“we know you’re eating a hot dog”

what’s astounding about this is not only the incredible cruelty but the complete lack of even the most basic public relations instincts they kidnap a five year old and generate national outrage and rather than do some basic window dressing to treat him nice while abusing everyone else they do this

sorry, but in my defense, Luigi's job isn't done

🚨"They're stealing the car!" As Tom Homan vows "safer" ICE operations, ICE rammed into a driver's car in Minneapolis—in front of an elementary school—then chased him. After failing to catch him—they stole his car. "Back up before I f*cking spray you!" ICE yelled at observers ⬇️

"In theater" is a nice touch for describing Minneapolis. Worth noting the people involved, from Trump to Miller to Noem to Homan to Bovino to the majority of ICE and CBP goons, have never served in the military. They're playing out a war fantasy, dressing up in army costumes, like incredible losers.

my city and state are under siege and every morning brings new horrors, but also the new Monster zero sugar is astonishingly good. so we take what few wins we can get

Since Renee Good and Alex Pretti were murdered, thousands more Minnesotans have signed up to do ICE watch, rapid response & mutual aid. Some serious courage. Thanks @elliottpayne.org and Kathleen for breaking it down for @handsoffnyc.bsky.social and me.

absolutely devastating

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

hell yeah can we get a new The Coup album too

🚨PLEASE SHARE ‼️ Jayden Scott and unknown accomplices have found where I live and posted a video online outside of my door. I have my apartment management and local police involved. I will obviously have to move so the more people that are aware of this situation the better.

goddamn, this is so funny. why even have the agents in the picture if they're going to be turned around???

BREAKING: Congresswoman Fully Destroyed Off Half a Hit of That Booty Shit has weighed in on the ICE occupation in Minnesota, doesn't know how Congress works

holy shit, Brad Lander is here???

We’ve been on the streets all day with @bradlander.bsky.social and because we had so many patrols out, multiple abductions were prevented. The world is looking to us for inspiration, and we will keep showing them how we show up for our neighbors.

the mom coming to his defense is a piece of shit too, according to her other son

Here's a podcast that does a good job of laying out what's at stake,

That's THREE Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota who have been attacked -- assaulted, shot, killed -- by Trump supporters in the last 7 months (and 60+ more were targeted for violence). That is the actual domestic terrorism.

All whistle, no gloves

I support cleaning house at DHS. Greg Bovino should be fired. Kristi Noem should be fired. Stephen Miller should be fired. But none of those things alone will fix ICE – a new figure will take their place, and nothing will change unless Congress exerts some muscle here.

Minneapolis Council President Elliott Payne on TV last night reflecting on the politics of the George Floyd era as it relates to the current federal threat.

literally laughed out loud

Yesterday Bovino left and Tom Homan came to town and ICE continued as usual taking multiple people near Central Ave and throughout the suburbs. But we Minnesotans don’t get scared, we get organized and we get in the streets.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.

not a single one better than congresswoman ilhan omar

She's ridiculously brave

Chris Murphy on Kristi Noem: “She’s unqualified, but so will the next DHS secretary. The name on the on the door of DHS doesn’t really matter. This is an operation being run by the president and Stephen Miller.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

joke’s on him, we have stores here in the cold small state of minnesota

1/27/2026 - Minneapolis ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone They did not have a warrant

[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!

Pete Buttigieg, I salute you. Never before has an ostensibly real human managed to successfully replicate the energy and aesthetics of an AI slop ad selling a supplement that cures diabetes

the optics of this are obviously atrocious, but seeing this little goblin pump out two punchlines to negative pop does make me feel a little better

lol

school bus stops too

Fire Kristi Noem. Fire Stephen Miller. Fire Tom Homan. Prosecute every last one of Trump's thugs who are murdering Americans and terrorizing our communities.

another French non-Timberwolf weighs in before Rudy fucking Gobert. between this and some additional things I've learned about him recently, Rudy is really rocketing up my Most Despicable list. he's fucking trash

Victor Wembanyama to reporters today on the killing of two Minneapolis citizens by federal agents: "Every day I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think it is crazy that some people make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable."

bars

big boom outside of my house and immediately lost all power. this is what One Battle After Another is about