O'Hare Airport has made its singular mission to have every plane in the entire world idle on its tarmac simultaneously. Folks, they're close to succeeding.

I'm not going to quote dunk on the piece but I very seriously question whether people who complain about tone and civility from "dirtbags" in political online spaces have ever really been subjected to real life incivility from the kind of bigots currently exercising power in government

god how incredible would it feel to open hand slap tom emmer once as hard as you possibly could

could you imagine lamelo ball driving on first ave

fwiw, lamelo was REALLY good for the Hornets last year. but I worry that he'll never be Serious enough to win a playoff series or two, let alone a championship

could you imagine lamelo ball driving on first ave

If I am to never experience the joy of winning a championship, I must settle for the bitter satisfaction of having correctly in the moment identified the bad decisions that ensured a championship would no longer be possible.

I think a lot of Wolves fans are still under the impression this is all part of some master plan, but I think the truth is they're prioritizing theoretical financial flexibility (and tax avoidance!) over genuine contention. I thought this when they first traded KAT and it seems even more obvious now

lemme make sure I have this right: the Wolves traded an unprotected pick and a pick swap for the right to draft Bob Dillingham, just to salary dump KAT, then miss out on NAW for $15m/year so they could re-sign Julius Randle, just to salary dump *him* so they could resign Ayo for $22m/year. 😬😬😬

hmmmm we don't need to re-litigate the trade but i think if Towns has the highest ever playoff +/- in the recorded history of basketball and the wolves have to trade down to dump Julius that might be an "L" for our beloved timberwolves

One thing I'm really starting to believe is that Sachin Gupta was the brains behind the operation all along.

there is no world in which the Celtics acquire Giannis *and* the Wolves trade for Derrick White, right? like, those seem like pretty mutually exclusive things.

Keefe Chambers from Righteous Gemstones

Cece always was a favorite Lynx of mine

every time I see an Angie Craig commercial I boo out loud, even if I'm home alone by myself.

literally just shed a tear at jozy altidore, a usmnt player whose parents are haitian immigrants, interviewing ricardo pepi in spanish. this place can be so fucking cool if we let it.

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

wrote about my birthday party www.theringer.com/2026/06/19/n...

totally overlooked in the replies at first. what a gem. this is what social media is all about

el tejaban and lito’s in richfield closing because of metro surge. man i know this isn’t necessarily the most important negative consequence but i am feeling fucking murderous about it

RICHFIELD LITO'S BURRITOS CLOSED????

That penalty would have been a travesty, good on the referee for not giving it (even after they tried to force his hand with VAR)

Whither Wemby? defector.com/whither-wemby

Cape Verde!

Summer Games Done Quick

the entire new york knicks team is sitting cageside at the white house tonight. "donald trump showed up for us. now we're showing up for him" your favorite player said

the Islanders on Love Island have no idea the New York Knicks are NBA champions

Despite a dreadful final game, Karl-Anthony Towns finishes the 2026 postseason as the NBA's ALL-TIME LEADER (!!!) in single season playoff DBPM and Plus/Minus.

this is fucking crazy man. KAT Towns FC stand up. We did it

Drafted 1st overall out of Kentucky in 2015 and now NBA CHAMPION in Year 11... Karl-Anthony Towns!

Anthony Edwards and Karl-Anthony Towns FaceTiming during the championship celebration is healing 🥹🥹🥹

Total Net Points | NBA Finals How many points a player was estimated to add to their teams scoring margin in the series 1️⃣ +19.9 OG Anunoby 2️⃣ +14.2 Karl-Anthony Towns 3️⃣ +12.4 Victor Wembanyama ————————————— 😵 -17.6 De’Aaron Fox Learn more: espnanalytics.com/net-pts-expl...

Despite a dreadful final game, Karl-Anthony Towns finishes the 2026 postseason as the NBA's ALL-TIME LEADER (!!!) in single season playoff DBPM and Plus/Minus.

Congratulations to the New York Knicks! After a season-long research study into the good and evil forces populating the NBA, they have been awarded the title of "America's Team (Complimentarily)" and everyone in the country will be rooting for you to prevail. Good luck!

me watching the new Scary Movie

here's another fun one: by BPM, Karl-Anthony Towns is currently putting together the single greatest defensive postseason of all time lol

whew

Inside the NBA is trying to guess the country based on their World Cup kit and the first one was the United States, and everyone got it wrong, including host Ernie Johnson, despite the fact it literally says USA right on the crest.

when you check her drivers license

when you’re in the playoffs going against a team with Karl-Anthony Towns and you have a 20 point lead in the 3rd quarter

Pure joy from KAT

Karl-Anthony Towns finishes a +17 in a Finals game his team trailed by 29 in at one point. lol and lmao

Hahahahahahaha

Ogugua Anunoby, things of that nature

Dumbest man working in sports by the way 👇