I have a hot take: Tony Soprano was a bad guy.

That one pilot was doing a little reading on his lunch break

This is the 6-12-18-24 challenge but easier.

That sounds fucking awful for all sides involved. Why would the Marlins, Rays, or Guardians agree to this? On the flip side, why would the Mets, Dodgers, Blue Jays, Phillies, or Yankees agree to this?

Is this like when Mr. Peanut died and we got Baby Nut?

Rough look for this guy

Train's never late!

My mental health:

Aren't you friends with Bassem Youssef? The Leo Frank truther guy?

Smacked some 50 year old dude across the face with a frisbee after he decided to take my legs out from under me while I was jumping to get the disc

We're gona win

Laz, it's February....

This is a perfect Silksong NPC

Luge seems like the sports equivalent of a chef trying things just to see if they can get away with it. Stacking two people on top of each other? Sure, why not. A relay? Yea, that'll do. Let's get trick luge going next. Put a ramp at the bottom and see what happens.

Hell yea, break that glass ceiling 👏👏👏

Pablo Torre is lawful good Joe Rogan

Probably Steven Fulop? Or Adam Pally.

Too stoned at all times to think about it. If not stoned enough, starts to feel horny and seeks out longbottom leaf to compensate.

Yea that'll probably do it

The big air commentators are just way too casual about all of these tricks. Oh she spun around 15 times and went off axis twice and that was a safe trick for her? Cool story bro, that's the wildest shit I've ever seen.

Lady Gaga?????

AMBER GLENN TIME

@whysharksmatter.bsky.social SHARKS AT THE OLYMPICS ALERT! Someone is skating to the Jaws theme.

Gleb Smolkin? More like Gleb Smokin', damn thats a cool outfit

Quad God time

That drone footage is sick for snowboard big air, but it's gona give me anxiety every time they get super close to the camera

One of the best things about the olympics is the random sports where someone can become a national hero. Oh, the 20 year old Slovenian is their countries flag bearer and a national hero in ski jump? Hell yea.

I think Italy just declared war on Texas

The Clinton email drip, but with actual bad stuff in them

Uhhhhhh, so did the tigers win that arb hearing?

Can't really get over this one, this is just straight up antisemitism. You can hate Chuck Schumer all you want, think he's a dweeb, not fit for the moment, needs to be run out of town, etc. He put out a lackluster statement on ICE and your response was just to point at him and call him a Jew!

Nevermind, just sad online

Gona get angry online

Wait these go so hard, bring these back

2 Woke 2 Furious

I just think Arraez is one of the most fascinating players in baseball right now. Yea yea, AVG tells an incomplete story of a hitter, but this guy has three batting titles within the last four years. And as Mike highlights, is apparently just being used wrong for his one godlike skill?

In that ballpark? Taking the over on total singles for the year

Good morning~✨ #今日のらくがき

Ben Onion has always been a weirdo, but he appears to have really pickled his brains after buying a large media company and tweaking it to produce content he personally wanted to see. Many such cases.

Nah this guy is cooked. Leaning back in his seat, head slumped forward, taking deep breaths...it's Joever

This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

When the timeline syncs up @dirtbagqueer.rocks