An unnamed individual might have had the top pop off the salt shaker and spill into the mashed potatoes. Called an audible and just tripled the other parts of the recipe. We forge on.

Wicked 2 synopsis: 3 hours of Ariana Grande crying and then Caesar from Planet of the Apes shows up and saves the day

I legit thought Quentin Tarantino was fighting in the comments or something.

This led me to look up what Von Miller was up to and he plays for the commanders now???

This is also true for the alien franchise

I've seen 2 girls 1 cup and BME Pain Olympics, your shitty prose can't hurt me.

Live look at Grayson Rodriguez's medicals

@dirtbagqueer.rocks get your daily dose!

I think it's Ride wit Me, but Hot in Herre blasting in a college house basement where the walls looked like they were about to cave in has a special place in my heart.

What???????

Don't think I've really sat down to watch a Thursday night game in years. You could tell it was getting bad when we had to start over hyping color rush to make the matchups seem exciting

Is that just a Gameboy SP...?

I wrote about why you absolutely do not have to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene, and posed a few basic questions that her interlocutors ought to be asking her, like: who won the 2020 election?

99% of the people saying "it was just a song lyric!" definitely saw someone else posting about how it was just a song lyric and decided to parrot that as a good excuse.

Thinking about Barry Bonds stats again cespedesfamilybarbecue.com/2014/07/24/m...

This is Hitchhikers erasure

If she fires a warning shot over Biden's head at a random press conference she probably carries at least one of the Dakotas

Skip the vegan cheese if that's not your style, its still really good. Can throw literally any veggies in here and it'll turn out great. Best thing about this it's just cut it up and throw it in the oven. nourishedbynic.com/vegan-pasta-...

Deflate the footballs, the Patriots were just ahead of their time

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

Yiiiiiiikes

That was fun baseball

I'm gona throw up

I'm gonna die

A walk off walk would be funny

I think he should bunt here

Stop these stupid in game interviews

Cmon, it's tough to know if it's a strike or not. Real bang bang call.

Lol ok Smoltz, that was funny credit where it's due

Beyond the corporate greed, it's also just incredibly confusing to find everything now! I basically need a spreadsheet to figure out which NFL games are on what streaming service on a week to week basis, I'm blacked out from half of MLB games on certain networks, CFB is all over the place...

Vanderbilt should probably learn how to tackle

I audibly yelped at 44 seconds

Is Freddie Freeman the best first baseman of the last 15 years...?

Put that shirt on the statue they're gona carve for Will Klein

We've crossed the divide. Now it's fun again

If the dodgers win the whole thing does Will Klein win WS MVP?

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This game is now old enough to vote

Walk him