heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

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Goddayum! Now you know why he wears the tangerine paint!

The post’s text is more accurate than the caption.

City have closed the 6 point gap from Arsenal to 6 points 😱

I look forward to all the pundit outrage at City’s celebrations today.

Oh, “just six points behind” is it? Can you imagine if we were six behind them?

That is the stupidest decision I’ve ever seen. Fucking bureaucrats these referees.

Other teams doing you a favour is handy but ultimately if you're going to win the league, you do usually have to actually go out and win it yourselves. Six points.

FUCK

Bitch, you’re still 6 points off us. Put your shirt back on.

Goddamnit. I don’t see that getting overturned.

Hey STFU, Lee Dixon.

Shit.

Holy shit!

I don’t know how anybody could watch Liverpool play this game today and call us wasteful in front of goal.

What was that decision from Ekitike there? That should have gone to Wirtz.

Liverpool about to find themselves on the wrong side of a WPOOTBGW. TBF, City’s had a couple of close calls themselves.

I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?

One-Nil to The Arsenal!!!

YESSSSSSS

Stephon Castle ERUPTED for a 40-POINT TRIPLE-DOUBLE in the Spurs win 🤯 40 PTS (15-19 FGM) 12 REB 12 AST 3 STL

The Admiral’s in the house to watch Steph Castle make (franchise) history! #GoSpursGo

You can tell that post is fake cause y’all know that Trump doesn’t know who the fuck Jane Goodall was.

When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it

Destroyed a once great institution and now he’s leaving. GTFO of our city, asshole.

Even the way that commentators describe VAR reviews, one could be forgiven for assuming that the VAR officials are in charge, not the referees. #NEWBRE

So…see all you fellow one-day Liverpool fans tomorrow? 😂

That’s twice in a week for Martinelli. Good job!

Oh, I don’t like that. Hope Leo’s coming off is precautionary.

I kind of agree with this post when I’m listening to the better angels of my nature. Kind of.

Did the commentator just call him Mikhail Arteta?

VIK!!!!

We need a goal. These guys are going to get some kind of lucky deflection, and then park the bus again if we’re not careful.

Marty with his friend and his friend is like “Why didn’t you tell me you weren’t wearing a jersey?”

My goodness I tought that was heading in.

He was offside in the end but Gabi’s gotta shoot that earlier.

I’ll take that!!!

Cala is going to get a card and I’m probably not going to complain too loudly when he does. Stop being so handsy.

Look: I think they should name the people movers at Dulles Airport after him as a consolation. They’re outdated and stinky and people groan when faced with the prospect of interacting with them.

She slapped his smug face so hard MY cheek is stinging! Get his ass, Senator Lucas! 🤣

The end of Slavery in Haiti is too controversial for the International Olympic Committee.

THIS (the whole 🧵 but esp this)

Trump cannot nationalize the midterm elections.

If you don’t follow these folks already (and I didn’t follow all of them, but I do now), get to following.

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

Incredible. They destroyed a great newspaper because they hated the people who actually paid for it and read it so much that they'd rather scrap the paper if they couldn't get Tucker Carlson's audience bsky.app/profile/maxt...

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The cycle from Amazon killing bookstores to Bezos axing the books section of the Post is something

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