Soooo that professor who can’t get a date because of the liberal media and wokeness also wrote this banger apparently

i need france’s dei whites to explain themselves

2018: Deschamps 2022: Desrunnersup 2026: Desconsolationfinalist (respectfully)

vamos España, I guess, if for nothing else than the novelty of both the women's and men's teams holding the WC title simultaneously

can't sink an empty-netter, man, this is not your day

welp

we're not close exactly but c'mon, I've known him since mom and dad brought him home from the hospital

Yeah I do. Great show. WINKY FACE 😉

france stop playing like merde

get it together france

A cool thing about extended unemployment is knowing someone (currently, anyway) is employed, likely for handsome payment, to make decisions like the Crunchyroll one like, c'mon, I can wreck your business too, where's my money

...why would you make a store paywalled? I get having a "premium" tier for bonuses but

oh you ASSHOLES

bastille day references the storming of the bastille in 1789, a pivotal historical event that's commemorated by an annual national holiday in

that's great but I'm concerned about that tongue

say, whose national holiday is it today @andre-carlisle.bsky.social

Crikey, I didn't realize Fox Sports' lead play-by-play man was that old.

Take it back to college with Dr Pepper and whiskey in that Kenny Loggins cup

I could probably manage

where is ot 8:47pm today whilst it's 6:38pm on the east coast ya on vacation, DC reporter

Since Sam Neill died, I would urge any and all to check out my favorite film of his, The Dish. It's a wonderful movie based on the true story of broadcasting the moon landing. As a bonus, it also has my favorite Patrick Warburton performance...!!

¿A quién se le ocurre intentar insultar a un mexicano diciéndole "come-tacos"? A miles de argentinos en Threads, al parecer, y obviamente no pegó.

I got a great idea, why don't we switch the calendar so the -entire- season conflicts with every other pro and college sport in the US + Canada

"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg

Toe to tip

Women in brainSTEM

Decided to make S'mores tonight. Something about a Graham cracker and a burning pit of hellfire just seemed apropos of the moment.

Aw, but somebody I -liked- died from that! Can't he have succumbed to a funnier, more shameful ailment

Logging on and seeing The News

fatality www.instagram.com/p/DasR6g-lZB...

My wife this morning doing her best @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social after seeing photos from last night’s @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social game. Her submission:

Has this been done yet?

Now Conor blowing out his knee on a silly looking kick in the first three seconds vs Holloway and making the UFC fans - including the dewy soft Tucker Carlson and Mel Gibson - cry over not seeing their fave rapist do anything but twirl and fall….that was funny. Performative masculinity for the L.

got an aunt in Charleston, feel like I should text her congrats

having my first authentic #chicago hot dog

every morning I wake up and look at this screenshot and laugh so much that it enables me to go on living

TEXT FROM A FRIEND: "Well while the soccer games might not have the winners you would have wanted, not only did multi time sex offender Conor McGregor lose almost immediately, he likely blew his knee out so the night ended on a really positive note."

A month of all sorts of hype and fun and excitement only for the final four to be...teams who've all won it before and been in the finals in the last 20 years. BO-RING

no it was not

If Europe's Big 4 Leagues could figure out how to maintain their grass systems in cold winters, it's down to the stinginess of NFL owners.

oh you shitheads @nerevolution.bsky.social

Kyu!

I wonder how to get it across to other countries’ fans that naw man we’re not doing the Plains Native war bonnets anymore

Who thought Billy Bob Thornton was the answer to - This Michelob Ultra commercial is missing…?