Found this on my phone from the old site, @garbageskeleton.skin @pauldebenedetto.bsky.social

Best Brunel(l) since Isembard Kingdom.

My family and I got to hang out with Squash, the small foster cat we’ve been following enthusiastically online, this past weekend (shown here at scale). I also got to see Squash’s owner, a very special person I hadn’t seen in person in a minute. Life can be ok.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Ah yes, the vaunted "Cooked low, Served fart" restaurant.

came across this piece from @auntfritzi.bsky.social and felt like sharing

Mike's mom got us Ancestry DNA kits for Christmas, and mine came back this week. You're not gonna believe this, but here's my ancestors:

I know it’s time to put the phone down and go to bed when I see a reply to someone that makes me think, “Oh. He’s for sure one of those online foreskin guys.”

BUST OUT THEM NIPS www.youtube.com/watch?v=DntQ...

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social someone drew a dirty picture on this sweet boy’s (assumed) face but I’d still adopt him.

Visit our snack bar

TONIGHT'S SPENSER FOR HIRE: Whoops! It's not on the Roku Channel anymore, it's on Amazon, but you have to pay for it, and balls to that.

Let my -cat-, who's just gone blind and is likely to get her, uh, last shot sooner than later, live long enough for this

Well anyway I found a pikachu at the store who was so delighted that I had to buy him

YOU -ARE- CONGRESS, ED, PICK EVERYONE UP IN A SCHOOL BUS IF YOU HAVE TO

books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.

Looks like truckasaurus (complimentary)

just popping in to evangelize within my ecosystem, how y'all doin?

d'ya like stories about everyone involved being a complete waste of atoms www.thecut.com/article/broo...

you sure about that chief

Have lost my mind because twice in the last two days I’ve been in traffic behind a vehicle that says “group ride share…” It’s a sprinter van. They literally just remade the bus

HEY I KNOW SOME OF YA LIKE THE LADIES

christ. so i guess that's an extra $160, instead of the extra $32 it'd cost to go to any other given match. I've been going to world cups since 2006. typically your match ticket is also valid as a mass transit ticket to the game. That worked well, I thought. But this? pure money-grubbing...

HAPAX LEGOMENON OF THE DAY

Is it 1916 again or…?

go fuck yourself

Ahahaha oh my fucking god you can't be serious

Yes, Happy Beaster.... Beagle Easter!

I’m aware of my Bitter Old MLS Fan phase but man alive there ain’t a jury in the world where you’ll beat the Messi League Soccer allegations

Take a look at me now

Now pledged to bring the same energy to “Biro scored first” that I bring to “Han shot first”

Happy

Happy Zeester, everyone!

BIRB MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

46 years ago on April 5, 1980, the band played their first show. Sandra-Lee Phipps took these photos that historic night in Athens at St. Mary’s Episcopal Church on Oconee Street.

me: heh… yeah i’m from the deep south, i love soul food, i’ve had my share of the Itis my first mofongo: you fucking child, you utter dilettante,

Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.

From the Soccerwise discord

The gents having this chat had Lawn Guylind accents so thick they had dedicated rooms in Warren Towers

I’ve been hit.

“I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Danbury but we had a Red Lobster and an Olive Garden right next door to each other”

At the yoko kanno panel, watching @nigoki.bsky.social in conversation with the lady who wrote the song @hooverdam.bsky.social and I walked down the aisle to, 22 years ago today 💖

Instead of walking the con floor carrying a speaker playing music, have you considered falling down ten flights of stairs?

Starting in 30 minutes! The earlier panel ended 30 minutes early, which astonished me. I struggle to keep it to 1 hour!! Anyway come by if you are here~

goddammit el-nasir

Inspiring

Jesus is about to throw a 300 game

buddy I’m from Winston-Salem

Even more so than last year, all a yall cosplaying in TACTICOOOOL stuff, even if it’s an actual character, maybe don’t

If you were going to choose a country to use their GDP as the basis for an over/under bet on the Fleetwood Mac cocaine budget, what would it be?