Made a commitment to lose weight this year. I've been fat most of my adult life so let's go the other way, right? As of this week, I'm at 239 pounds. I want to go lower, but I felt it important to note this milestone, because for the first time since my 20s, I weigh the same as this American icon.

Policy is my love language. Here are a few policies I’m fighting for this Valentine’s Day:

Food is great. It Unites us as a Country of diverse tastes. Kind of a true equalizing force Isn't it neat to Come together Enjoying our memories?

He moved in

"call your members of congress" okay here she is

hey @highme.org wanna do a euro rally www.subito.it/veicoli-comm...

That's not what I meant Ilia

HOLY SHIT THE MEN'S FIGURE SKATING

thinking about posting something like "I'm pleased to announce Evil Alien Robots just received a forty brazilian dollar valuation because it's every bit as legit as anyone else announcing their company's "valuation"

AI CAN'T READ WHOLE BOOKS

@zeets.bsky.social What's one thing you'd recommend as a must for London or Paris? Gonna be 1st time in Paris, 5th or 6th in London this spring, thought you might have some good ideas

Reminder that your turkeys won't work straight from frozen, you need to give them several days to thaw. @universalhub.com

@aishiterutokyo.bsky.social scrandle.com today is all Japan

there are so many talented people; women, people of colour, LGBTQIA+ people, people who literally aren't whoever the shitty white guys are in a room where decisions take place who lose out - and culture, science, everything loses to them. but talentlessly white guys don't care about that

as a bostonian: loooooooooool

holy SHIT that women's halfpipe final

I am sure many of you need this thread

this one's for you @viga.bsky.social

Disappointed luge relay does not involve physically exchanging a baton while sliding at 80 mph

This prompted me to look up Sox theme nights this year and hahahaha oh wow

THIS is what happens when we lean into our collective power. A testament to public pressure—Minnesotans standing up for neighbors & pushing back together. ICE is not welcome in MN, MA, or any community. Block DHS funding. Impeach Kristi Noem. End Qualified Immunity. ABOLISH ICE.

As I watch the Olympics I can't help but wonder what karmic offense one must commit to be reincarnated as a hype DJ at these events

renaming her to Hasbro to endorse local industry

Oh, my DNA results came back

No, don't cut to break. I want to see the halftime inflatable dinosaur race.

Been using whiskey stones in my bourbon more often lately, because fuck ICE.

There’s a store called Chirping Chicken at Grand Central and it feels like a fast food place that you would see in a Grand Theft Auto game

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

An odd duck www.universalhub.com/2026/odd-duck #Boston #BackBay #birds #ducks

Overheard a teenager deploy "SHUT UP, BRO. You watch AI porn!" as a devastating insult to one of his friends, which sent the rest of their group into a laughing fit.

hey @838carlisle.bsky.social sorry to bother you in your hour of grief but can you tell me who won gold in ice dancing

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ⛸️⛸️🗑️🗑️🍅🍅

don't talk to me or my sons ever again

RIP

I understand the government’s reaction. Had this cartel drone invade my back stairs last month

so all the -fun- MLS jerseys were released yesterday huh

gold medal skippity paps

Did you just do a find/replace for avocado toast and lattes

My son made me go see Iron Lung. I left, utterly baffled about what the hell we watched, wandered in to the room where they’re showing Melania, shouted “Re-elect Senator Ossoff!” at the six whitehairs watching it, and felt better.

a great thread about great threads

This is someone's kitchen counter

Shout-out to the Sham Hatwitch

I feel like I have a pretty good idea of how San Jose forgot to trigger that Cristian Espinoza option in time after seeing this one

All this blank space above the shirt sponsor is where they’re having fans write Riqui get well soon messages

Oh son of a

TONIGHT'S SPENSER FOR HIRE: It moved from Tubi to the Roku channel! Anyway we open at the escalators at Copley discussing a real boring Pats game. Wait a second

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