Pastafarian folks can and do enjoy cock and ball torture and they’re still Pastafarian because cock and ball torture isn’t inherently stanky

Well, those are certainly words!

Purposefully wanging chung at a historical inauguration for vegetarians is a form of repronormativity

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Colombia 😣

That’s ok, I prefer fresh or granulated garlic anyway.

Ein Netzwerk in dem Alice Weidel ausdrücklich als Willkommen bezeichnet wird kann nur schlecht sein. Abgesehen von den Anmeldeformalitäten, Kopie des Ausweises und Selfie.

Long Ma et le Grand Éléphant des Machines de l'Île de Nantes. 💗💗💗

Wey se me hace que subestimé la pendejez de los resistlibs gringos. Ahí van bien ilusionados con la pinche facha italiana porque le mandó a Trump a freír espárragos, sin entender que ella es igual de nefasta. Siguen sin comprender la naturaleza de la derecha autoritaria.

Da sind aber einige Unionspolitiker ekstatisch, und die FDP sowieso.

Healthcare is getting a little too affordable in Germany. Time to change that 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

¿Qué’stá pasando en la colonia Hipódromo, oigan? Hace una semana colapsó un balcón en Chilpancingo y Tlaxcala, ahora se derrumbó un edificio en el mismo cruce, pero no es el mismo que ya estaba dañado?

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles

This is an unfathomably evil act that will be a foul stain on our nation’s history forever. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/19/w...

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Time travel is the weaponization of ADHD

Mormon Bolshevism is inherently French.

Viernes vibes

Das Hauptproblem bei der Verbindung Spahn <> Thiel ist: Wir müssen voraussetzen, dass die konspirativ vorgehen und das, was öffentlich bekannt ist, allenfalls 10 % der wahren Abgründe ausmacht. Und da Thiel schon öffentlich der Demokratie abgeschworen hat, heißt das: Es ist richtig grauenhaft.

Man, Iran really took Trump to the cleaners. Eh?

can't argue with this.

Oh ffs, are fermented veggies going to be right-wing coded in the US now?? As a Central European, I do NOT consent to these people appropriating our traditional foods for their nonsense!

Jetzt will ich euch genau beschreiben, welche Verhältnisse die Union anstrebt. Hintergrund: Meine Mutter, 88 Jahre alt, hat mehr als ihr halbes Leben in Amiland verbracht. Eigentlich wollte sie vor 10-15 Jahren zurück nach DE, hat es aber nicht gemacht. 1/

The answer is: a lot of cornmeal, oil, salt and MSG, plus a few preservatives, dyes and vitamins. There’s nothing exotic or scary about most of these ingredients, and nobody thinks Cheetos are healthy anyway. This is some RFK Jr shit, and I don’t like it.

Jens fucking Spahn musste ja dabei sein.

Do I want to know?

Breaking!

¡Paisanos en Miami, calladitos nos quedamos del otro lado un ratito! #trinomonero

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"AfD verbieten macht sie stärker!" "AfD kritisieren macht sie stärker!" "Gegen die AfD demonstrieren macht sie stärker!" "Am besten schwächen wir sie, indem wir ihr die Macht überlassen!" Lasst euch nicht von Steigbügelhaltern hinters Licht führen. Das ist Taktik.

Damn, the horse knows Texas!

If /every single act of violence/ is terrorism then the word means absolutely nothing you fucking imbeciles

Deutsche Freunden, bitte hören: www.instagram.com/reel/DZiDHnn...

Also: I don’t know where this bullshit that all European food is bland came from! Everyone knows that only applies to the Dutch and Scandinavians.

Threads-ass food discourse over here today! I don’t wanna get into all of it, but I will say: what’s called “Mexican food” in the majority of the US is a version of Tex-Mex (which is a genuine regional cuisine, closely tied to northern Mexico), dumbed down for the WASP palate.

It would be bad enough if the richest people in human history were just greedy. That they are white supremacists who want death and destruction is a situation that is far more bleak than most are willing to acknowledge.

¡El pato!😍 Por este tipo de cosas amo tanto a la CDMX

“none of you understand subtlety so this is who we’re putting in charge of the global economy and the United States, you absolute dipshits, please correct course”

New annoying travel guy dropped! Apparently satellite-enabled phone, on a work call all the way from top of descent until landing. No WiFi on this flight, so I can’t think of another explanation.

🎶 ¿Quieres bailar esta noche? Vamos al noa, noa, noa Noa, noa, noa, noa, noa Noa, noa, noa vamos a bailar🎶

Setting up my group chat on Bsky

Bueno, debo admitir que ha quedado mejor, pero sigue siendo inadecuado para una ciudad global.

Hagamos un trío Pa alegrar mi corazón Hagamos un trio Pa explotar en frenesí Hagamos un trío Pa reafirmar la relación Tres cuerpos unidos, yo te doy mi corazón 🎶

The violent race riots in Belfast are exactly what Trump, JD Vance, and Fox News were trying to make happen to Haitians in Ohio during the campaign and what they wanted to happen to Somalis in Minneapolis as well

Only 11% of Europeans view US as an ally, survey shows - www.reuters.com/business/onl...

Sweetie, are you lost? We boil our raw milk on this site. I think you're looking for Threads or X.

Median female Platner voter