My dad: "hey can you check if the kitchen sink is still leaking?" Me: opens the door under the sink in front of him and slowly feels around for humidity My dad: "oh by the way, I just fumigated down there" Me, with my hands full of pesticide: ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

"Do you like Dick, Valentine?"

I'm waiting for physical release

Buckner & Garfunkel Vs Simon & García

Uniting Bluesky, one Dick, Gock or Cooch joke at a time.

Missing a member, but carries on anyway

They’re at their best when they get experimental. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Really talented, wish they got to play more often 🤣

They were wilder back in college, but still put on a great show.

SCIENCE IS VERY GOOD!!!! this sparks joy!!!

Enjoyed disproportionately by other trans women

They lost a member last year, but are better off for it

Coming up next, on Channel 4: in our beloved section, "Erotic cinema for vampires", we bring you the all time classic "Lady Mastur-Bathory" Followed by our award winning sitcom: "Dude, where is my Gock?" And then: "Gnome Hospital"

They're a bit strange and a bit funky, but they can really jam hard.

I don't respect right wing views because right wing views are not worthy of respect.

State Dept's revoking visa of Colombia's president because he said in Spanish "That's why from here, from New York I ask all the soldiers of the army of the United States not to point their guns at people. Disobey the orders of Trump. Obey the orders of humanity." www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

One of the unexpected things I've learned from my advocacy for trans people is how malignant parts of the State can be, how it can misuse data for positively evil purposes. It's taught me people can't be safe with a digital ID card and so I've signed this. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

The first two releases were much stronger than everything that followed after

People often beg to see them, but are disappointed by their appearance and the live performance!

Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

no mainstream appeal, been on hiatus for 15 years, but frequently discussed online

Only one of the original members remains.

widely regarded as a one-hit wonder, despite actually having a lot of smaller successes and producing a lot of really beautiful stuff

They may not be popular here but they got big in Japan.

They were cool at first but they just kept adding more members

Very accessible, most people seem to find something to enjoy

"They used to be huge."

"They're a lot more impressive on recordings"

They lean a little to the left

Things you can say about your favorite band... or about your genitals

Me, slowly turning into Poison Ivy from Batman

A mass walkout of the UN General Assembly as Netanyahu prepares to speak.

Me as a Babby

I know they mean the French Ex-President, but I love how this makes it sound like the dude stopped being French

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

Chemistry in your butt

Have a good one, guys

“Free your mind and your ass will follow”. #Funk at its best here. Eddie Hazel kills it! #johnsvinyl #nowplaying

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Recogen 27 toneladas de #basura de las #playas de #México ¿Cómo participar? Más de tres mil 700 personas se han sumado a la Estrategia Nacional Playas y Costas Limpias de la #Conanp. Te decimos cómo ser parte de ellos. remedia.bio/recogen-27-t... #Yucatan #GolfodeCalifornia #Noticias

Love the concept, but I could not "dismember" a doll in this way... I'd feel terrible and probably end up crying while holding the bread lmao.

Traditional seven legs bread doll known as "Pippia a setti cambas". Baked at the beginning of Lent. Every week a leg is removed to measure the time remaining to Easter. Settimo San Pietro. Cagliari, Italy... From oldeuropeanculture.blogspot.com/2024/06/old-...

.... uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm

This is the face I make whenever I'm about to post the worst joke on the history of Bluesky and its antecessors.

MAGA supporters invaded an HBCU and got shown the door.

closing hour

Yep, this is exactly what I'd have expected. Great article from Ken.