Gabon guztioi! ¡Buenas noches, preciosidades!!

SI LO VES EN TU BLUESKY HAZLO (nomás porque sí) Apodo: Small Wonder Pronombre: elle/ella Altura: 1.57 Sexualidad: pan Calzado: 38 Signo: No Fuma: No Piercings: No Tatús: si Color fav: azul Bebida fav: tė con leche Comida fav: helado Animal fav: mapache

Esquire the turkey needs no pardon. His freedom comes from the Lord himself

Good morning to my fellow dyslexics who’ve been wondering why Chevy Chase‘s 1985 comedy has entered the discourse

A neighbor who often watches Henry in the window says he’s ”Even better than a bodega cat”

Whoops I accidentally lived long enough to see the Herald become the less racist Boston paper

“I’ll fight until hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on”

Literally nothing more British than hopping on Ryanair to another country and then rioting about immigrants

One of the only constructivist churches in the world, in Kouvola, Finland, is scheduled for demolition because the declining population of the town no longer matches up with the cost of maintenance. See things while you can.

The perfect neighbor relationship is one in which you exchange treats on the reg.

Today’s challenge: talking about the US’s behavior toward South America without derailing the conversation by using the phrase “Manufacturing consent“ or referencing Noam Chomsky

My normie sister-in-law sailed to first place in her suburban school board elections along with a slate of other progressive candidates. Today feels like the first time you see a crocus blooming through the snow and you know that spring is rising from the dead of winter

This is the message hungry senior citizens see when they go the USDA.gov commodity supplemental food website. Fuck them kids, but fuck their grandma too.

Bruh. This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto

Holy shit for a moment I had the ears of someone who hasn’t spent like 10,000 hours of their life standing directly in front of an amp

The East Wing sits above the PEOC, a secure bunker to which the president is expected to retreat in times of grave emergency (eg nuclear war) and to which a frightened Trump once fled during the summer of 2020

So much of my politics boils down to this: the government should provide a free bouncy castle to any citizen who wishes to throw a block party

Como los libs gringos son tontísimos y no saben español, aquí un artículo de la gusana esa que están girlbosseando porque "she owned Trump". Y es de la BBC para que no digan que es de un medio shady:

Take a look at this old man I met today. 38 years old, bonded with the same partner for 35 years.

Professional dog trainer here: this dog is wearing an electronic collar and very clearly receives a mild “correction.” I’m not going to comment on whether I agree with this style of training but it’s incredibly widespread and not uncommon at all.

If you write, workshop your writing with younger friends. And if you don’t have younger friends, make some.

New conspiracy theory: Gifted ed classes were just an excuse to pull all of the most annoying kids out of the classroom once a week so the teacher could take a break

Maybe they’ll feel better about it when they find out that Bunny is short for Benito

The world is fucked but my mom’s cancer biopsy came back benign so💥🌟🎉

Hookah, pipe, reefer, dab Be a snitch and lose your job Gooooo Reed!

Growing up in Boston in the 80s I was taught that you’d instantly die in a fiery crash if you drove a car downtown but buses and subways were fine. This is the correct take.

Esa mujer cada día demostrando que está bien tonta. De verdad es la Xóchitl Gálvez gringa.

we all faced a choice

My great grandfather caused my autism by being attractive enough to pull my great-great grandmother and passing his “eccentric“ genes down to me.

It would be sad if this weren’t happening to the worst women on the planet, but when you demonize homosexuality you wind up with a gay husband who fucking hates you.

Terrible news for groypers looking for new professional opportunities today

New Hampshire is quietly our worst state. Possibly beating out Alberta for the title

Trump is dying because James Dobson is no longer around to provide him with the blood of Christian children. He needs fresh corpuscles to hold his disintegrating body together

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

The pleasurable compulsion to scatter half of your books and clothing and miscellanea onto your bed when your partner is gone for a few days. Laptops, the dog, crackers, all of it.

Groimes, even the other tech bros don’t like me anymore :(

How can anyone think about “wins” when there’s a dang orange cheeto in the White House?

Aretha was an icon and still somehow under appreciated. I read a story once about a misguided audio engineer who added a compressor to Aretha’s vocals while recording her. It’s standard for most vocalists but Aretha was…Aretha. She reportedly glared at him and said “I’m my *own* compressor”. 🫣

I remain convinced that a cell of deep-cover leftists are quietly massacring fascists by disseminating terrible health and nutrition advice

Petition to make “touch paper” the new response to too-online weirdos

I just spent an hour sitting on my front stoop knitting and chatting with folks passing by. I love this city, I love my neighbors, I love the way the late summer sun makes everything magical. Somehow this makes me braver than any alpha-male MAGA guy out there.

María Antonieta en 1793. 😽🪚 Óleo sobre lienzo.

Along those lines I also miss Boston’s combat zone. A few scary blocks of porno theatres and XXX bookstores to serve as a lightning rod for suburbanites’ fear so they could be normal about the rest of the city

An old housemate tried to woo me by making me breakfast in bed. Bad news? Breakfast foods make me gag. Good news? The boy who was already in bed with me ate it all so no food went to waste. Coda: housemate and fwb later hooked up with each other bc we were all at Reed College in the mid-nineties.

We need to start treating the conservatives in our lives like rescue dogs. Gently socialize them to things they may encounter in real life. Ask a queer person to give them some treats. Pair scary stuff like public transportation with something they enjoy, like country rap or Zyn pouches.