Little girl-shaped bombs

The DOD has finally outcringed John McCain singing “Bomb Iran” to the tune of a Beach Boys song.

Very well dressed woman chasing down a Coco delivery robot yelling "I hate that thing. I'm going to fucking kill it" while her partner yells limply behind her "baby no you're gonna get sued"

Broke: Throwing people under the bus Woke: Pressuring your city’s transit system to stop allowing carnivorous, people-squishing buses to roam the streets unchecked

One of the most attractive and kind of hilarious things about a human being is when they have a regional accent that only comes out when they’re angry

Look! Look! Just look at the amazing print @iraweinschel.com gave me for my birthday!!!

The only people who hate their own children more than the British are people in the US.

@tacobellquarterly.org keeps serving up the bangers tacobellquarterly.org/she-was-fine...

Your semi-regular reminder that Jesse Singal was forced to peddle anti-trans disinfo because his own father fired him from the family business.

God saves its toughest challenges (peeing in a blizzard) for its toughest soldiers (SkyMall)

Updated graphics of ICE watch hotlines in every New England state. Please share widely!

nearly all of post-WW2 american history can be explained by the split-second in Back to the Future when the bullying shifts from George McFly to Marty McFly, and George all but explodes in happiness at the idea of getting in on the torture on his own son, the new guy in town who sucks

Why would a loving god do this to us?

No one does it like a Masshole

Every unhoused person’s death is proof that we live in a failed system in a failed state.

If you’re local, please come stand with us and about 1000 of your friends and neighbors. Tomorrow 11-1 x it might even be over freezing!

Jaywalking in the United States is a made up "crime" that was literally a psyop campaign.... funded by automakers because their cars were killing pedestrians So they turned it back around on the victims. "Jay" was a negative slang at the time for someone who was a gullible rural person.

We could save the world by teaching these guys to make junk sculptures and strip copper wire like normal tweakers

Origin of the term ‘motherfucker’. According to Bobby Seale, it‘s not someone who fucks their own mother. It’s about slave owners raping slave women. Stopped me in my tracks, that one.

This is so spot on

AI in four panels

Mono almost killed me and stole six months of my adolescence. 35 years later I still suffer from Epstein-Barr sequelae and I’m at risk for all sorts of future consequences like MS and cancer. Anyone who deprives the world of a vaccine for this disabling disease is a literal demon.

totally on brand

MAHA indeed. Glad this was advertised at the Super Bowl: www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

I humbly propose that all ICE agents be locked in an endless seminar with no food, water or bathroom breaks. They graduate when they succumb to dehydration or ICE runs out of money, whichever comes first.

Ok a little English with the French

Beware of the boyyys

De los momentos más emotivos y políticos de la noche del show de medio tiempo de Bad Bunny, fue la presentación de Ricky Martin cantando; “Lo que le pasó a Hawáii”. Canción del último álbum DTMF que habla sobre neocolonialismo, la defensa de los recursos, la identidad y de la patria que es tu gente.

Fuck this I’m sewing a dazzle camouflage hoodie for my dog so the panopticon can’t track her

I made one because it’s freezing here and I knit a lot so why not? Unless you’re dearresting ICE victims with your bare hands stfu about what I do with my hands while I’m re-re-re-watching DS9 reruns in a blizzard

This is a great idea that I am going to steal for Providence RI

There’s a weekly protest at the facility every Wednesday. This week there were almost 1000 people present. bearingwitnessne.org

arguing with libertarians in college apparently immunizes you to all the talking points actual billionaires and their sycophantic media defenders are still trying to trot out 20 years later

Live in greater Boston? Ready to join the fight but anxious about going your first protest? Looking for something extremely chill? Come to Burlington and stand with bearingwitnessne.org. 950+ people came out today - I saw high schoolers, clergy, people in their nineties.

Yeah, and this is where child performers and child athletes are the most vulnerable. Because we are inherent people pleasers. Back in the 90s, everybody used to think we were spoiled brats. But spoiled brats don’t get very far in those industries.

It seems like a timely idea to repost ye olde aftercare suggestions that I wrote in 2020: anarchiststudies.org/so-you-got-t...

It’s hard to convey how much the dog world loves that movie. Truly, our Citizen Kane

Not suspicious at all for a Harvard faculty member to leap to the defense of his Epstein-associate colleagues

I love when my translators have questions. The splendid Mikael Cabon in France needs to know if a river in Written on the Dark flows into the sea or into another river: his word choice will be different. When translators are careful it is a gift to an author AND a reminder to protect them from AI.

Que todos estos malditos demonios se vayan al infierno. Que sus madres vean cómo los perros los devoran.

I just learned that apparently the French term for playing sexually with someone's breasts is "le bouboupisme"

I just experienced New Englander nirvana: finding a stranger stuck in the snow when you have a five pound bucket of rock salt ready to go.

Cozy white liberals lack the imagination to understand anyone else’s point of view, and it”s going to be the death of us. Keep on raging at imaginary “leftists” instead of getting out there and talking to the real people out there who stay home bc they know that their vote doesn’t mean shit