ate too much thawed wedding cake before i went to bed yesterday and have what can only be described as a wedding cake hangover

fuuuck i didn't look closely and booked an appointment with my dialectician instead of my dietician 🤦🤦🤦 no way is my insurance going to cover this

coworker commutes on an otherwise normal single speed with narrow 700c tires bullhorn bars except that it's got coaster brakes on it which is a subject of captivation to me. could not imagine riding coaster brakes on the streets here except as a party trick

i've got fucking "PROCHAIN ARRÊT: CHÂTALET—LES HALLES" stuck in my head on this red line trip. Buddy we don't even have a châtalet—les halles here

Something I lament about the death of Twitter is that website had most of my IRL normie friends and it was great to keep in touch there, whereas Bluesky is just my terminally online friends. Feels sometimes like the felling of the Tower of Babel and now we're all scattered across the lonesome earth

Wedding cake tastes just as good after a year in the freezer. Who woulda thought

Two more of these bad boys today. I'm freestyling now with gruyere and Dijon with salted butter and smoked ham. I think I'm up to 9, maybe 12 linear feet of jambon beurre for the week. This is what we do it for. Every day alive is a treasure and an opportunity to cherish

Another jambon beurre in the annals baby. Living the dream

cats looking at me from the bed with contempt and disgust as i fold fresh laundry from the dryer, even though we both know that they'll be laying on the warm clothes the minute i leave the room

the other day i walked by a big church in our neighborhood & one of the parishioners was on his knees with a roller and bucket of yellow paint making his own little "no parking zone" on the curb. Which was really funny to me because that is NOT how this works buddy but far be it from me to stop you

Would love to know how frequent smoke events like this were here in the last centuries because I guess I just don't feel like I ever recall this happening before I became an adult

WHAT'S up everybody, thanks for tuning into the channel, here again with ANOTHER tier list video, today we're ranking CHICAGO STREET NAMES from MOST OFFENSIVE to LEAST OFFENSIVE,

smells like a big ass bonfire in a bad way

i need to eat but nothing was really calling to me and i don't really want to spend money either and then it all came to me like a divine revelation. jambon beurre. duh

if you're ever feeling unwell you should just try riding your bicycle strenuously enough that you forget about it

summer wildflowers on Northerly Island are about as perfect as can be right now. you should check em out

1984? My Wife is telling me that I can't yell the word "penis" at maximum verbal volume in our house...

outside does not feel good not at all

it is the all-star game—wrote about perry stadium in indianapolis, a 1931 art deco minor league baseball stadium that maybe inspired wrigley's ivy, now converted into apartments www.postcard-past.com/perry-stadiu...

hit with a sudden and overwhelming anxiety about aging at like 9:00am on a Tuesday man. pit in my stomach and everything. what the hell dude

Before the honeymoon my Big Boss came over asking if people were available for something while we were away & I answered "oh I can't make it I'll be out for two weeks" & they said something like "who approved that?" and I felt like that guy in the video with the takeout his gf bought like "you did"

I love the days around the solstice. I can't believe we beat winter for good. The sun is going to set at 9:00pm forever and the leaves are always going to be full and green and there will never be ice ever again.

i miss factfinder. i'm probably just stupid and don't know how to use the new website but it's all been downhill since they killed factfinder

monday. fucked up if you ask me

an aside from the yurp trip: I really don't understand how europeans be using that much cologne

bikin in da bruegel ‼️‼️

Your 30th? You mean your tridecennial?

trevor DM’d me this and said “a little something for your 30th”

big evening at the house. cutting up a bunch of raggedy old tees to turn into shop rags

my jewel had a pallet of tsingtao? i have no need for beer, but on the other hand, impossible to say no

god it is just such a delight to have this bike back again and in working order

If we weren't a city of cowards route #67 would be instead numbered route #69

coffee on my nice white linen slacks let's get this hump day lads

showing up at work at 6:45 is low-key goated when going home at 3:30 is the vibe

like colas are fine and all but they're not, like. THAT good, right? it's never made sense to me that they're the default pop

back at last. more than half a year jesus christ

You ever remember that dumbass thing that was the whole gamergate ordeal or whatever and just have to like. Pinch the bridge of your nose for a while

some people are saying I may be back in ways uncharted and unmeasurable and unknowable. that i'm back in magnitudes previously not thought possible, least of all on this mortal plane

assembling the peachy tonight, coasting to closing in a few weeks, fresh off a delightful honeymoon, beautiful day, i am about to be the most well adjusted and sane i have been since the wedding

Je me demande, est-ce que les valeurs de fair-play et d'endurance du Tour de France pourraient inspirer nos relations amoureuses ? La loyauté et la persévérance, clés de la réussite pour les coureurs, ne le sont-elles pas aussi pour les couples ?

i am rating this as a "wet summer" as i cannot recall having this much of my mail ruined by the rain in the past

first thing i did walking in the door to the house after our trip was install the new seatpost on the bianchi. didn't even take my pack off

Back in town less than an hour and already watched through my blue line train's window a grown woman play on her phone in her lap with two full hands, reading glasses and all, driving full speed down the kennedy

I'm used to O'Hare where I can walk around a couple miles through the terminals to kill time before my flight but our gate terminal here is sequestered into this tiny and cramped spit into the tarmac and it's frankly annoying

i am soooo excited to see our cats again

BOYS... YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,,,

Also I want to play Wolfenstein The Old Blood soooo bad now

One of the results of this trip is that I merely want a cargo bike so much more now.

YOU'RE A PISS GIRL BUT YOU GOTTA SHIT TOO AND YOU DON'T HAVE NO TP ANYWAY YOU CAN RELY ON THE OLD MAN'S BIDET YOU CAN RELY ON THE OLD MAN'S BIDET!

The chances of running into your ex-girlfriend on your honeymoon abroad are low, but never zero.