i'm sending it

The "torque spec" is however tight as is the hardest I can possibly screw the bolt on. Duh

(Kendrick Lamar bitch don't kill my vibe voice) sun is in my eyes

should i actually do rough road this year instead of seeing everyone else do rough road and getting fomo about it

Hey man I have to go to the bathroom, could you watch my polycule until I get back

A Bicycle Ride: Will It Fix Me

I held out on listening to the new Courtney Barnett album (I don't know??? Didn't like her use of the drum machine previously? I was too busy I guess???) but I have spent the weekend listening to Mantis side to side and it's quite good and feels at least personally very timely in its focus on change

hate the way my brain works. deliberately planned to have a (well-needed) lazy and chill saturday, and yet here i am at 7pm feeling like i just wasted my weekend away

Third flat in three days. Should I do it

I guess the trend with the local breweries now is to make a "light beer" so I got a four-pack yesterday and it literally tasted like a non-alcoholic beer that just had some of the alcohol added back in to it

Got another flat today, on my rear tube this time

I know my wife would take great care of me if I suddenly shrank several hundred percent into a 5 to 10-inch tall man. That is not even a question in my mind

City be like "Yeah I'm into Vision Zero. I got Zero Vision of pedestrian safety!"

Also as an aside I was having annoying shifting issues and sure enough when I finally put the bike on the stand this morning I saw very clearly that I had bent my rear derailleur when I dropped my whole ass bicycle on the ground the other week

Pulled two of those little steel wires that car tires shed out of my front tube and tire that were causing a slow leak this morning

I think it's pretty funny that if you're enough of the right kind of foamer they just kind of give you a press pass and invite you to new service launches

Chicago’s public transit service Metra shares a photo of Keke Palmer.

The term "poisson d'avril" itself feels like a bit of an April Fools joke. Yeah that's my April fish, dumbass. Fuck you

taking my butter knives to the shop to get rebalanced

Incredible: Sweatiest Coworker Houses Entire Lunch He Brought From Home In Under Five Minutes

my mute on this lapsed and that explains why I have been so extremely annoyed reading anything on this website

a ZIP code is literally not a geography with boundaries it is a mail carrier route

taking a belt sander to my jazz collection to make the Smoothest Jazz

i didn't drink as much caffeine as usual this weekend so I'm trying to have 8-12 cups of coffee today to make up for it

guys are always sending you the type of music that gives you a panic attack at 8 am

Do get it twisted. If you close pass me on a side street I will be rolling up next to your passenger door at every stop sign and gently but firmly holding on to your mirror while making direct eye contact with you

Was trying to think of what I wanted to eat for lunch and the image of a GP40 diesel locomotive appeared in my mind somehow. Not sure what to make of that

He's updated his nametag to Saul T. Nutz

eepy in da club

I WILL NEVER STOP TYPING MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN

Wearing long johns under my linens. Don't question my methods but instead judge me by my outcomes

Rogers Park is a beautiful Chicago neighborhood with easy beach access to Lake Michigan, great restaurants, affordable housing, and rich transit amenities, located on the moon Titan in the orbit of Jupiter.

It's been some time, but still finding it disorienting to have sunlight at 6 in the morning

OFFICER—you need to meet me in my office, now. It's come to my attention that you've been missing your Candy Crush level completion quotas. Turn in your badge and phone, we're reassigning you to two weeks of administrative duties watching The Joe Rogan Experience on an iPad.

I don't know if anybody else shares the sentiment but I am thrilled for street sweeper season to begin this year, I feel like the streets have gotten so much nastier with gunk and rotted leaves and garbage and mud than most winters

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

just earned a purple heart in the War on This Onion

You may find this difficult to believe... but it is in fact much cooler by the lake

bro what the fuck do you mean my TV has a firmware update. it's a goddamn tv

America's Most Opressed Class... AirBnB Hosts 💔😢

Thomas and Friends on the Isle of Sodom

this is one of the political hills i will die on. any executive candidate running on a platform that includes firing all the consultants and bringing capacity back in house would get my vote.

they haaaaate it when a motherfucker like me starts reading the terms and conditions 🤦

white noise sleeping machine that simulates the movements of a bus

my crayon map dream project that would cost way too much for way too little benefit and never happen is that i would send the north main up clark, onto the old C&E lakewood line right of way past wrigley and onto the existing line, straightening out the sheridan S curve

Brent is not "crude". Brent is gentle. Kind even

Genuinely comical how much happier I am on a personal level now that the sun sets after 5:30. Like, things could always be better. But I could give less of a shit that it's gross and brown and muddy and wet outside. I got to do an hour ride after work and got home and still had two hours of light

tuesdays are really the runt day of the week. somehow more dissatisfying than a monday

farting through my annual review as a test to see if management says anything about it

guess who has two hands and forgot to re-lube his drivetrain after cleaning and degreasing last night 👋😔👋