been getting in way too deep with the street grid numbering system lately

I would advise against attempting to go skating down the bike lane on the South Damen underpass if you want to retain your teeth this winter

Coworker was talking to me and said he "went back to Victoria" and I was so confused, like, I didn't know you were dating anybody, let alone somebody named Victoria, to which they clarified that they were talking about relapsing on playing Victoria 3

I will abuse the relational databases until they apologize for the Agonies they have caused me

They are not making Google docs for realheads like me who want to adjust their kerning

I watched a crossing guard get out of their car a few blocks away from where I see them stop traffic and it felt a little like I had just had one of my heroes ruined for me

King Tutankhamun be like, dude, I'm tootin', come on !

I love seeing all the salt caked on my bike and thinking about how I am inhaling this shit every day.

Beautiful and incredible day to ride a bicycle divas

Tell me what you know about beveragemaxxing.

Watching some Whose Line Is It Anyways and I cannot stop thinking about the Drew Carey Phish concert thing

Grocery shopping run on super bowl Sunday surprisingly fine this year. Went in with the precision and planning of a tactical surgical strike. Allowed the crowds to wash over me like rain in the soda and chip aisles.

one quarter of the way through February. so close to being free from this

coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road

made my wife walk with me all the way to the 4100 S block of Berkeley to see the Cicero Hine rowhouses

for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations

locked in too hard at work and i forgot how to chill out

Rapidly and rabidly becoming vehemently becoming anti-notifications. Get away from me. Who are you people. I am being gangstalked

truly captivated by the PACE system. i really think that if you just wanted to Try Something New, that would be the agency that is just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks (complimentary). it's the wild west out there

had Rock the Casbah stuck in my head for like three days straight. I must have played it several dozen times for myself by now. held captive to this song at the moment

Been spending down my comp time leaving work a little earlier this week and it's remarkable how much time you feel like you've still got in a day when you go home at like 2:30

Check this out. Bill currently in committee in the Iowa leg that would legally ban bicycles on all roads with a speed limit above 25mph and essentially make e-bikes illegal, punishable by jail time up to 30 days. Backed by the state police chiefs association. www.bikeiowa.com/Feature/2118...

whaddya think about that, boy

Guys who street park blacked out escalades love to scroll on their phone while standing in the dead center of the bike lane

Becoming absolutely captivated by the Chantilly subdivision in Highland Park which appears to only be accessible via northbound on/off ramps from the controlled access Skokie Valley Highway

This guy has been posted at Fullerton and Kedzie since about 1/20 which predates the current "trump shit himself" discourse and leads me to wonder what this guy knew

Have to admire groundhog day for not elaborating at all about why that all happened to bill murray. Just gave absolutely no shit

Wayne Newton's voice is insane. I thought Danke Schoen was sung by a beautiful woman for so long

Let me at that fucking groundhog. Bring him to me

officially my lowest mileage January. by quite a bit

truly incredible the sensory overload that winter manages to be. air so dry your flesh withers like a prune but ground so damp and muddy your feet slosh in your frigid boots all day

it's so fucking stupid that our titans of industry today just like. own a social media website

in an escalation of my threat, i have scheduled a tour of a home today

give it up for day 2 everybody happy friyay 🫠

I LOVE ESRI! I LOVE ARCGIS PRO!

Ohhhhhh so this is that paid trip what y'all have been talking about

was entertaining the idea of applying for a promotion at work and then had to work 12 hours today and probably as much tomorrow and changed my mind. don't need more no thanks

ctrl-c ctrl-v a 50,000 entry table into a 70,000 table

Been making my morning coffee as a pour over since 2020 and only started using paper filters this week. Gonna have to admit how dumb I feel when this magically removed all the silt from my coffee that I've just dealt with for half a decade

Sometimes I start repeatedly getting targeted ads for random things like dresses or shirts I have never heard of nor would have sought out and inevitably after 2 or 3 days of this my wife will pull me over to show me a website on her computer selling the exact thing

It's so funny to me in Everclear's Father Of Mine when Art Alexakis sings "it wasn't easy being a scared white boy in a black neighborhood." You can't be talking like that

The only TCG I know is the Creator, God. And the only magic gathering takes place at your church on the Sabbath

got an ice cream headache on my bike ride to work

Maybe god didn't see you place your bus stops nearside instead of farside in cities skylines. But I noticed and have recorded your choices

Great job!

annoys me so much when a recipe says "3 teaspoons". reduce your fractions buddy that's one tablespoon

the jen cloher self titled is so good man

Mom please come pick me up there's leftist infighting and I'm scared

did not anticipate that shopping for houses would require such intense consideration of the floor plans

i definitely did not expect roads to be clear here at all would strongly encourage you consider taking the bus or especially the train and let a professional do the job today lol