left work at the perfect time to cross paths with trev on our commutes home <3

switcher loco??? i hardly know 'er, loca...

i have been overwhelmed with some idiosyncrasy that transformed what used to be normal sneezes into absolutely absurd deafening screeches. but only in the workplace for some reason

I hadn't seen our very social cat since like dinner yesterday and got anxious we had let her out and ran around the house looking for her this morning before I left for work. I found her taking a fat stinky shit in the litter box

Taking sick time is so humiliating. Heyyy boss man, soo I frew up

(looking at mirror) will this guy PLEASE shut up oh my god

Incredible. Chicago this morning at sunset. It doesn't get any better than this

They're calling it the greatest city in the world. You're hearing it more and more these days

Sometimes I read one of my posts a day later and I'm overwhelmed with the sole thought of "Jesus Christ won't this guy just shut up"

pet peeve of mine is bike people bragging about how many groceries they hauled by price. tell me the net weight you coward

Love watching a bus go by. That's right king. Thank you for your service

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Hey, man—I just wanted to let you know that we're all pulling for you. We know it's tough, but we all believe in you and know that one of these days, you'll finally figure this whole "turn signal" thing out. All of us are praying for you and have faith that you'll learn how to drive eventually.

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in one of those moods where i keep thinking about a liter-sized bottle of perfectly ice cold water and salivating

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six point five miles away from my wandrer goal for the year

nice legs daisy dukes makes MY WIFE go hee hoo

I was also very excited to get this shirt.

On to Boyd Altamonts now. Pretty much given up on Scribe and honestly not a lot of manufacturers selling high spoke-count gravel rims with rim brakes and tubeless both these days. I like the little Greensboro, SC logo. The boys hubs are quieter and I've learned to love loud hubs, so I'll miss that.

hey diva~ so i see that you've played the same song 62 times in the last 24 hours

tweaked my knee today and unfortunately think i should take this seriously and chill out :/

Damn they'll just let you into Graceland for 3 grand? Maybe I should get in on this and snag it while it's cheap

As an aside—for some reason, this entire time I thought that you rented cemetery plots and that they dug your body up and threw it out when your rent checks stopped cashing. I was very pleased to learn that is not the case

Spent my weekend hanging out with a bunch of guys that run a funerary practice and now I keep thinking about how I should make a down payment on my cemetery plot

A friend of mine got a professional music education and we were talking about music we liked and I said something like "i like it when they make flat notes" and she just said to me "what do you mean by that" and looked at me like i said I enjoy drinking paint or eating play-doh

FACT: Riding your bike to the grocery store burns enough calories to cancel out an entire cheesecake.

i didn't know that the Joliet minor league team were called the Slammers. I have to admit that's pretty funny

Made sure to ride a bikeshare with my 30lbs ruck on for two hours to make myself as nice and stinky and sweaty as possible so nobody sits next to me on the Greyhound.

you know what man you're right that really is the FARTS!! SHACK

At a Buc-Ees for the first time. This place makes me think of the Tower of Babel

this shit loud as hell

mmm yummy Teflon

good moss i needed to share with all of you guys

amen to that brother

this is what they're trying to take from you

The eleventh commandment, "Thou Shalt Do The Three Pats To Make Sure Thou Didn't Forget Thy Phone Wallet Keys When Leaving The House"

debating whether or not to pick up a six pack for the road before i get on this amtrak

she Ridge on my Ravenswood til i Peterson

DID YOU KNOW: When you become a bus driver, they let you take the bus home with you for personal use, like police officers get to take their squad cars home.

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I think Rapha kit looks perfectly nice on people other than myself.

taking my algorithm out to the parking lot to admonish and punish it for its behavior

got sweaty on my bike commute home before i go get my haircut. sorry Mr Barber Man

they're calling him "the Lisan al-Gaib of Timetabling"

there's a class of driver that is maybe the most annoying on earth, which activates their reptile brain only upon seeing a cyclist in front of them. the reptile brain sends the "MUST BE IN FRONT MUST BE IN FRONT" signal regardless of how fast or where that driver was going

don't really understand orzo. did they just not have rice invented back then

i dented my other tubeless rim Saturday riding my bicycle like a dumbass but i told myself that this one really is 100% my fault and that i'm not going to throw a tantrum on the Internet about it this time

usa cycling / usac sanctioned events should not be permitted to be held in our parks or on our streets as long as this policy is in place

Hold on let me just scratch this itch real quick (wraps car around a lightpole and then stabs self 36 times in the abdomen)