at the she-they husband convention (twilight in concert)

This is what they took from you

love working on a bike, doing something fucked up, and just saying "fuck it that's the next guy's problem"

You know what. Fuck you (sends you to grad school)

the red ink on this mug has faded off after several years of consecutive washings, leaving something of a "choose your own adventure" statement for my morning

My theory of bicycles is such that basically all the metal parts are Good and Right and all the plastic or rubber or otherwise nonmetallic parts are Evil and want you to Suffer

I love having conversations with people. Those usually reveal myself to be an idiot and an imbecile pretty immediately and that clears a lot of things up quickly

new chain and cassette and this thing keeps skipping in 2nd 👎

been maintaining a colleague's bike and it's my first time servicing grip shifts. i hate these things so much dude.

(mixing two 5-Hour Energy Shots into my soup) uhhh Yeah. So I call this my HyperSoup

i have two emotions, principally Loving My Wife and Tired

I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN

nice

Not the most important thing all things considered but this entire time I thought his name was spelled Silwa and not Sliwa. The L comes before the I. That was something I only realized after the race was called lmfao

one thing about me is that i'm always encouraging every tom dick and harry to get their CDL

absolutely roasting this morning. maybe a sign this weekend's rain will be exciting

Few things have filled me with more disgust than the driver next to me at the stop sign continuously rolling his SUV at the crosswalk guard and schoolchildren in front of him while he plays with his phone

in the bike shop to get parts and they're giving out whistles. love this community

Love the Chesapeake & Delaware Canal. Americans can have their own little Kiel Canal and role-play as a real country

Our household has officially entered chili season. Just wanted to keep you all abreast of this situation as it develops

the bathroom key feels like a cheat code. i wield untold power and must guard myself against temptation

Every fall and winter feels colder. That's probably not true but it feels vindicating to say

Always captivated by people having full social conversations on their phones in public at 7:00am. Who on Earth wants to have a full discussion at that hour

bossman could you let me go home an hour early? my cats don't know about the whole daylight savings thing and they miss me

I don't think Johnny Cash shot a man in Reno. That would have been illegal

going to the grocery store on a Sunday afternoon feels like entering a PvP arena

what about the girl'd series and it's just for the ladies

They keep telling me, "the wheels on the bus go round and round," and I keep saying back, "brother, that's not even the third most important thing about bus operations"

if you think about it really hard the blue jays are a Chicago team. which would make me root for them

A trick or treater just panic-stomped a rat to death on our front walk. Incredible Halloween vibes. Blood everywhere

I was so distracted by the whole pedal thing I forgot to post these. Gorgeous day in the Region

lol

bro gets one day off and immediately bikes across state lines. relax man

greetings from Indiana

god i feel such relief. i want to buy everybody at the bar a round and everybody a coffee at the cafe

it feels so good to wake up to good news for a change dude

went to the bike shop to pick up a couple boxes and saw like 6 of the most beautiful Crust frames i had ever seen in my life... unbelievable

Me: I want to raise revenue for public goods and services Her: Normal or goofy style Me: ...goofy style...

last day of the veto session

i think she looks so fucking funny dude. whenever we pet her she gets so excited she starts drooling so much it leaves a little wet spot beneath her

Hmmmm. Maybe if I read everything that has ever been written about the state of the transit bill it will be more likely to be passed tomorrow

Mission accomplished

No. No I don't think I'll riff on that post

thank you jebediah pritzker

👏 brandishing 👏 a 👏 u-lock 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 crime 👏

contemplating riding my bicycle on my day off. more to come

Establishing my professional reputation as "The Guy Who Will Be The First To Tell You That He Doesn't Know Shit About Anything"

Might become one of those guys with a stick up his ass. Seems like it would feel awesome

outside of the transit app, i was just thinking that i have a hard time coming up with the last time i used a mapping service to plan my trip for me rather than drawing my route out manually or memory

guy at the office who plays with his pocket knife a little too openly