fuck it, fat bear week bracket

this is an appreciation post for @rainwavez.bsky.social for introducing toner to my very limited skincare routine. my face has never been more even and clear 🫶🏻

new divvy station directly outside my fav bar let’s gooo

my parents ain’t have a gender reveal for me they had whatever this is instead

🫵

yup

lol

what diagnosis makes you start unironically listening to Never Shout Never at 29 in the year 2025

i never want to own a car again, but if i had to get one i would just rebuy the car i sold when i moved to Chicago. the 2011 Honda Element is The Most Perfect Car - no screens just all buttons, ideal for car camping, and just boxy enough to piss people off

“last beach day” turned into “last margs of the summer” leading to tequila anointing my baptism

i will be baptizing myself in lake michigan today

painted my toes sparkly purple and now life sorta feels worth living again

this is what it feels like

from lake we come and to lake we shall return

what he sends me when we are away from each other vs what i send him

needed this so bad man

drunk walk to get chipotle let’s gooo

this is what i look like, glasses included

yuuuup

ground score of the day

i thought we were all on the same page about what happened today and then i got on insta and saw a bunch of relatives posting stories about “losing a follower of Jesus, RIP” YIKES YIKES YIKES

baby fish! baby fish! baby fish!

the day i let the purple fully fade out of my hair is the day i accept that i’m a boring grown up on my way to the grave

i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate

:P

i ran to the lake for the first time today and it didn’t solve all my problems but it did solve at least like two

i have a pimple on my nose right where my glasses sit it’s so over for me

she/they meaning i wear the panties and the pants in my relationship

currently blacking out at the renegade crafts fair (i’m not drinking i just really love crafts)

being in love rocks

i wanna go home!! i wanna play outside!!

officially adding running to my never ending list of hobbies that i’m bad at yet still insist on doing

every time I see someone biking down Ashland I’m like. oh honey who hurt you

Bisexual visibility month and I still need glasses to fucking see

was i productive during this four day weekend? no. am i feeling well rested after this four day weekend? also no

i know when Trevor says “hey i saw a great car on my bike ride” and pulls and out his phone to show me a picture that it’s going to be the most fucked up car I’ve ever seen

going to see my chemical romance tonight and wearing levels of eyeliner previously unknown to man

celebrating my day off by being off putting and full of dread

i ran 4.5 miles! without stopping! which is a full mile more than i’ve ever ran before! a few months ago i couldn’t even run one mile! yippee!

when i start missing tumblr i know its time to start taking my meds again

we are so back (hyperfixating so hard that i’m simultaneously reading book 2, the graphic novel of book 1, fanfic, working on 2 Pinterest boards & creating a read along playlist)

nature always provides

made a sick ground score today and you’ll never guess what it was

i love his croc

came home with so many good rocks man

i biked to the holy land today (Indiana)

having me as your supervisor must be so funny. imagine getting written up by some bitch with purple hair and a nose ring with fidget toys on their desk. like come on

hello from eloise

oh my god!! stop giving me weight loss drug ads!!!! i’m just trying to watch aquarium videos!! oh my god!!!!!!!