I’m exactly just drunk enough for this

the shimmery shirt as THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA and the red bag for the apple on the book cover and lip tint to mimic a blood stain ok ok ok do u see my vision

i’m seeing Twilight in concert tonight and i’m about to be sooooo annoying about it

friends on film!

more sidewalk flowers from my man Jorge

real ones acknowledge the veggie delight supremacy

i’m being told i’m allowed to feel happiness and whimsy despite the horrors. can anyone please confirm if this is true

my job is making me so miserable and desperate that i’ve been thinking about getting my CDL (i don’t own a car or drive)

work again today

Our household has officially entered chili season. Just wanted to keep you all abreast of this situation as it develops

this is what being online is like for me

i had such a bad day yesterday that i just raw dogged the train home - no music, no book, no scrolling. just sat quietly with my hands in my lap

danced my lil heart out

favorite costume of the night was this kid dressed as an organic nutritional shake (?)

it’s emo night AND halloween AND I did a fresh purple dye in my hair I’ve never been more powerful

bats on da bus. bats on da train

I was the only adult dressed up for Halloween on the bus this morning. grown ups are so boring

www.strava.com/routes/34191... Strava edition of the Chicago Halloween bike ride tonight. 6:20 rollout ending a promontory point. #Chicago

Hey, you spooky lil' SLUTS 🎃👻💦, it's HALLOWEENIE time 🍆🎃👅 to get your FREAK on 😈🧛‍♂️🥵! Time to dress up as a NAUGHTY witch 🧙‍♀️🖤 or a SEXY ghost 👻🍑 and go TRICK or TREATING for some sweet CANDY COCK 🍬🍆💦 in every haunted HOLE 🕳👀! Get ready to SCREAM 😱🥵 louder than a banshee while you RIDE that broomstick

it feels so good to wake up to good news for a change dude

I might just go ride the bus to celebrate

growing my nails out so i can give my cats little ASMR head scratches

i started putting little charms on my journal and it’s revolutionized my life. my new journal has a little baby gum ball machine

sent some emails on my train ride home using their template. you should too!

my beautiful drooling baby girl

she looks extra pretty today

back at work

i prefer Pigeon Enrichment Efforts actually

being married is lowkey goated when long term commitment is the vibe

she drives that little Red Cap cart around and it really does something for me

the closest Trevor and I have been to poly is both of us having a crush on the same cute Red Cap girl who works at Union Station

i’ve had she/they in my email signature for 2 years now but today for the first time ever a parent willingly used they/them pronouns for me :’)

third day in a row that my seven eleven cashier has given me a sausage biscuit for no reason

pulling up my husband’s profile on the train ride home to read all the posts I missed like it’s the morning paper

work day so bad i’m gonna go home and immediately start applying for other jobs

my heart is so soft and pure and full of whimsy that halloween decorations scare me

happy Princess Diana weather to all who celebrate

today at work was so awful it was one of the few times that the Sunday Scaries were warranted. in fact they weren’t even Sunday Scaries - it was a Warning

my blue line train home smells like hotdogs and weed smoke. this is the true chicago experience

fuckkkk dude i forgot about my inner child again

it’s almost notebooks switch time! this is 7 months of journaling vs 0 days of journaling

motorboating the boobie cupcakes at the grocery store

we had to walk through the kitchen to get to the patio off the river and they had a poster of a woman from the 90s full tits out. 10/10

I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: when i dye my hair purple its gender affirming care

earlier today i was feeling like this but after two mules i’m feeling like this

the person next to me on the train just watched me save this to my camera roll

my friend sent me this pic and i gotta admit it goes so hard. imagine pulling up in the autism awareness 18 wheeler

my ride is here