happy last day to meeeee

mood board for my last day at my job (anxious, dreadful, scared of the future)

mood board for my last day at my job (hopeful)

double fisting with the purple

currently dyeing my hair to start 2026 as purple as possible

i’ve gotten a few heartfelt gifts from my job during my last week but my favorite employee got me a family sized bag of hot cheetos as a goodbye present. she gets me

pepperoncini peppers are just pickles that are appropriate to put on pizza

me calling the horny police on all the girls at work talking about Heated Rivalry

post a transit selfie from 2025!

i love da snow

Christ has risen 😌

my mom has had this digital fireplace on the tv all morning and for some reason it includes a live chat?

went to thank my grandma for my gift and she goes “what do you think of Indian people?”

had to drive a car today for the first time in 3 years and i ran over Santa 😔

i’m 2/3 of the way through Elf via the girl in the row diagonal from me on the bus who is watching it on her laptop at full brightness. subtitles are on and everything

i love bowl-based foods. poké bowl. burrito bowl. bread bowl. big fan

pigeon in the greyhound bus station. he’s going home for christmas too

it’s Saturday night and i just emailed a meme to my therapist

it’s our five month anniversary of marriage and i’m being gay about it

i’m wife

i fundamentally don’t understand how trains work and i’ve been afraid to say anything until just now

Trevor biked by me while I was walking home but i couldn’t get my phone out fast enough so all i got was this pic of his ass

got on the smoking car again for the train home. just tobacco this time though last week it was crack

40 degrees after that cold spell feels like i’m gonna go to the beach

when you have a wedding to go to at 4pm but there’s a blizzard at 3pm

dreaming about going to the Garfield Conservatory and taking my coat off to feel the warm air and my glasses fog up from the humidity and everything is green and nothing hurts

British people shouldn’t be considered European. they don’t match the vibe

cold. dark. quit my job. breaking out. in an ugly phase. got a bad haircut. but give me 8 to 12 weeks and i’m gonna be so back baby

trying to fool around with Trevor but he’s currently too hyper focused on making donuts

just took the most cursed pic of my cat. why does she look like that

my junk journal club is doing a present exchange and everyone is fighting over the wrapping and tissue paper to use in their journals

i will be unemployed in 28 days

coming to you live from the rotisserie chicken warmer button

my husband told me I would thrive in gay baby jail

what does it mean when your conductor says “sorry, train traffic” and then leaves you all stuck in the middle of the dark tunnel for going on 15 minutes with no update

so cold walking to work this morning that my boogers froze in my nose

my YouTube wrapped is also embarrassing but at least in a funny way

i will not be posting my Spotify wrapped because once again it is embarrassing

bus home got canceled :/ all other buses sold out :/ no Amtrak until tomorrow :/ had to rent a car :///

i haven’t spoken to my brother in months

put my 30 day notice in at my job

yesterday i was too busy at work to eat my lunch so today i ate my lunch for second breakfast at 9am as a preventative measure

6am watching dog adoption videos crying on the bus to work

today I learned that there’s an entire sub genre of hockey themed romance books. i didn’t know hockey was real and also sex related

this is how I found out I had a summons letter waiting for me at home

braless at the Marianos and I’m making it everyone’s problem

“Women these days don’t want to have children.” Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.

leave me alone!!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!!!

i’ve had a head cold since Sunday and the sinus pressure in my head is so bad I need someone to pop my skull like a grape