the north ave bus to the beach is THE place to be rn

i ran 5 miles today for the first time 🧚 which was my stretch goal when i started running!

incredible

i’m already on long weekend mode. do not email me. i am going to spend the day watching youtube at my desk and purposely getting lost in the sub basement until it’s time to go home

I met a guy making a YouTube video on my Metra platform this morning. go follow my new bestie

call me crazy but i piss and shit year-round

my grandma sent me a link to Facebook dot com. not a link to a post or article. just the website

I met a cat on my walk to work but she didn’t really fuck with me

who up getting their cavities filled

spot the difference

i crave water up my nose and a sunburn so bad man

considerate of him not to be hard while making important introductions

To be fair, "Blaze," "Pepper," and "Pippin" are some very Midwestern Polycule type-ass names.

thanks, i hate it

i gotta be the hottest one at junk journal club

tattooed women in sun dresses

Increasingly thinking of my career as a huge mess I've gotten myself into

everyone wish trevor a happy birthday OR ELSE 🫵

diva down

Pepito is back home

going to a baseball game with a clear bag policy on day one of my period means everyone gets to see how many tampons I packed

ball is life

i am bad at bowling yet i am free

They immediately rolled a gutter after I took this

why did they put two Ls

at the Montrose Bird Sanctuary but this guy stole the show

these coasters at the bar are sending me

i should have never smoked that shit now i’m lost in the sub basement

very funny to work on a university campus during the Canvas 9/11

do u guys wanna play outside later

every day i find an incredible guy (from a painting scroll attributed to qiu ying called "raising the alms bowl: the conversion of hariti, mother of demons) asia.si.edu/explore-art-...

my best friend made a hookup bingo card for themselves. i edited to reflect my personal hookup aspirations

German is not a real language

I woke up sneezing. I didn’t know that was possible

before & after

you’re either jerking off with me or against me

i’m slowly building an army of Miis that other people have created on their islands

already thinking about what i’m going to get my Metra conductor for christmas

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

most recent roll of film was underwhelming but there were a few fun ones in there

the piss tunnel at Jackson smells extra pissy today

i’m trying to learn some language basics before our honeymoon and I do the speaking practice sections during lunch so i’ve just been walking around campus during my break muttering to myself in German

Cubs Emo Nite

[forgetting the word vasectomy] seedless penis

the criminal in question

happy fridaayyy @chicritmass.bsky.social

mother

spring is here which means my brother started posting him mowing his lawn on strava again

the flowers they added to the campus planters are so pretty that i had to stop and have a photoshoot with them

‼️‼️ baby ducklings have hit the turtle pond ‼️‼️