Call them what they are - domestic terrorists.

Well, as an only child, I'd cease to exist, so... Either perfectly or utterly fail, depending on your metric.

This is footage of ICE handcuffing a 26 year old father after murdering him in broad daylight. We cannot look away. Abolish ICE. Abolish qualified immunity. Hold these murderous thugs accountable.

great read

Erling Haaland apparently brought a taxidermied racoon back to Norway. 100% chance he bought it in Texas, 40% at a Buccee's.

This is how it should be done.

this, for me, is the defining Lindsey Graham statement

If you’re going to mock Conor McGregor tonight make sure you mention he’s a rapist; too many peoole have forgotten.

Argentina/England is going to he as enjoyable as marmalade chimichurri on a steak and onion arepa.

Colonizers/Invaders 2 - 1 Colonized/Invaded And, uh, I guess, ARG/SUI - the... gold won?

The real winner is Michelob Ultra.

Does anyone else think it sounds like Andres Cantor's lungs are deflating in real time?

What's the over/under on Falklands references before ENG/ARG on Wednesday?

Bluesky during England-Argentina

So THAT'S why England went down a goal early...

After three games: Colonizers/Invaders 2 - 1 Colonized/Invaded Next up, "Who Gets The 'Refugee' Gold", live at 8 PM CDT. Check local listings and your feelings about WW2 to decide who to support.

Æthelred The Unready is looking down and claiming his revenge.

My eldest just ordered a Caesar Salad with ranch. Less perplexing than subbing Haaland.

This Christian pastor made it safely from one city to another, but he’s still blaming the crew because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This isn't even his final form!

I mean, I feel like this is a sign I shouldn't use you...

Re: Cable goal, Fifa's official comment is that the ball doesn't hit it. No peak in the snickometer.

The lack of Germany aside, this is England's MO - look good until the quarters or semis, then lose on PKs.

This game has big "England loses on PKs" energy.

I hope Ned Ryerson doesn't relive that injury in a Groundhog Day scenario.

England are reportedly looking to buy Alaska, since they heard "It's coming Nome".

Pink Cabo Verde Vozinha keeper kit just dropped capellisport.com/collections/...

Okay, seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?

seeing tokyo godfathers reference footage that they shot for the animators and satoshi kon himself is the reference model for hana. He looks so happy doing it too

Hey I don’t know either man

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Grilled onions, ketchup, hot sauce

After the first 2 Quarterfinals: Colonizers/Agressors 2 - 0 Colonized/Invaded

I find the story of Hegelochus unreasonably funny. Imagine dying and the only trace of you millennia later is the time you accidentally said you saw a weasel in a tragic play in front of a packed audience, because people mocked you about it for centuries. (Thread for ease)

Just don't ask him to take any PKs.

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

i am rooting for the sentient ball of algae tbh

After the first QF: Colonizers 1 - 0 Occupied

In 4 semis, 3 have teams which colonized/controlled territory in the other. FRA invaded MOR in 1907 and controlled it until 1956. ESP controlled BEL as the Spanish Netherlands from 1556 - 1714. Vikings invaded/controlled ENG for 380 years. And SUI holds the gold of GER "refugees" in ARG.

But Meat Loaf told me in Formula 51 that Britain is just the 51st State.

BUCKY DENT HAS THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN

Damn you, J.K. Simmons!

The only John Denver we should be playing during hydration breaks. youtu.be/L5m5ycA_QHk