neutral fan watching the Tigers/Mariners series: wow, these games! so tense! what fun! Tigers/Mariners fans watching the Tigers/Mariners series: I have eaten a great deal of my own hair.

I have multiple friends who are worried this game is going to send them into labor fyi

FOR HUMPY! 😭

Jumping spiders are the cutest spiders

This is AI.

Don’t feel stupid if you fell for fake video. It can be really hard to tell these days. But we do have to try and be careful with what we share because there’s so much AI video out there. It’s just the world we live in now.

This video is AI.

What's stupid is the idea that anyone was like, "You know whose opinions I want on fashion? Kid Rock."

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

In the 15th inning of tonight's ALDS, my beloved Humpy the salmon won his first ever victory in the Mariners' salmon race. A half an inning later, the Mariners finished it all off. Coincidence? www.mlb.com/mariners/fan...

the goal is to play baseball, not end the game, sorry

Polanco MVP of the playoff season

this post is a war crime

What the heck is with this Suarez’s hair? It looks so silky!! Also “Eugenio Suarez hair” is the fifth Google search after “Eugenio Suarez”

WE’RE FREE!!!!!

FINALLY MARINERS WIN IN 15 LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱🔱

Every M's and Tigers fan right now:

Baseball bsky dogs are tapping out (or staring at their owners asking why they are still up)

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Quince is fine but if we make it to diez y etcetera I fear for the collective mental health of the site

We don’t have the attention span for this!

watching baseball bluesky descend into madness as they count higher and higher numbers in the teens

The innings will continue until morale improves.

Has somebody tried hitting the base ball over the fence

My impression of tonight's baseball game based on your descriptions

What the hell is going on in this Mariners Tigers game (bottom of the 14th, winner take all)

One last thing before I completely melt and stare into the middle distance for the rest of the night, across from where I was signing at the DC booth was this absolutely incredible mural by Scott Koblish. I could not stop staring at it

ye see this shits not inevitable never give up in advance

Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

A great spotted woodpecker chick waiting for an Uber Eats delivery. #BirdOfTheDay. #birds #photography #birdphotography #ukbirding #ukwildlife

@nidokorn.bsky.social thread 🌶️

Good morning all Today's #BirdOfTheDay is all about 'Juveniles/Chicks' so dig out your captures of young birds. Here i have 'Young' Stonechat, Common Tern, Great Tit & Blue Tit. Sadly due to the popularity of BOTD we can't reply to all Contributors #birds #photography #EastCoastKin #ukbirding

The governor is allowing this. Remember that when he tries to run for president pretending he’s tough. It’s all talk. The mayor of Chicago has done more to protect residents than the governor has. Meanwhile, residents are struggling to survive this shit: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

This is true and they are super endangered by poachers who shovel them up by the hundreds and sell them at flea markets and shit. You should not buy the plants and if you happen to kick the poacher in the shins on accident, no one will hear about it from me.

profrogteering

If you want to watch a crocodile horror, watch Rogue (2007), and not Tobe Hooper's mess. Save your braincells. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

“True music has never needed translation.” #BadBunny

Ari, what the hell man? Real creatives don't need that garbage! 100% with David Simon here.

I mean, his lips to god's ear

Texas I love your people and your food and your football and your vibe but your Governor is a rolling pile of shit

AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you." ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"

this is what the AI bros sound like

Reading Celeste Ng's tweets about her late mom being peak Asian mom is so funny and sweet

Last but not least, my mom's all-time biggest Twitter banger, which somehow got back to her through her senior citizen friends and caused her to email me saying "Apparently I am twitter famous!" Thanks for always being proud of me, keeping my ego in check, and making me laugh at the very same time.

oh my god she actually did it too, a bus pulled up and like 35 seniors got off, to the great consternation and delight of the bookstore manager at Magers & Quinn