@nerfcrucifix.bsky.social my love for you is like a truck

This is super important. Just watched a dear friend do the opposite and ended up volunteering everything to the cops. He got fucked so hard just because sadly he was uninformed about his rights and thought he was helping his case by talking to cops without a lawyer.

Lord, why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?” The Lord replied, “The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, is when Miga was taking a fuckin' wizz.

Dropped Josie off a couple of hours ago and I'm already sitting in the dark, twiddling my thumbs. Thursday can't come soon enough.

Last year, I provided some harmonica licks to a family friend on 2 songs on his new album. Well, the first single that I'm on came out today! The song itself is so beautiful and I'm so grateful to have been a part of it. Please enjoy "Downriver." open.spotify.com/album/227kus...

Last night I was looking for obscure Daredevil characters and villains and uuhhhhhhh...

Holy day season is crazy, it's all so hard to keep up. Cyber Monday Shrove Tuesday Ash Wednesday Thirsty Thursday Fish Friday Sabado Gigante Sunday Funday

Babe wake up, they're coming up with a new name for The 2nd Gilded Age!

Don't ever speak to my wife or my Virtual Son ever again.

What do cops do while their SUVs are 69ing?

One of my greatest pleasures in life is going to a blue grass jam with @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social and watching everyone's jaws drop the first time they hear her play a solo on harmonica

Pfft, Call me when JKDYING..

It's abhorrent that Tennessee has gotten more snow than us this year. It should be illegal. Amy Grant literally wrote a song about how she knows there's more snow up in Colorado than her roof would ever see 😡

Who knew that the most unstable people at the Olympics would be the ones that do... *Checks notes* Gun skiing

I remember when people on Twitter used to shit on this dude constantly for no good reason. Matt is a fuckin' mensch and is constantly using his platform for the goodest of good. God bless him.

I like my burritos like I like my crimes of passion: not smothered.

Also was really hoping for a Grupo Frontera cameo during the halftime show...

Damn, was hoping for Billie Joe to drop the OTHER "American Idiot" F word....

Getting freaky at the trans super bowl party... We busting out the poppers.

Apparently the 3 Doors Down guy died. Is this anything?

I Now Pronounce You Puck & Larry is still being shopped around

Loot that drops after defeating me: -stale tortilla, folded in half

Our dog, Gabby, is in love with watching horses. She will watch videos like this for 15-20 minutes straight without looking away once.

I don't care if all words are made up, this is an affront to God.

Ladies and gentlemen... The Sqweeknd. #muppets

Me literally every single day

Wish I had seen this post when she posted it (I followed her before my egg cracked but not in 2017. My egg cracked when I painted my toenails and wore some feminine looking sandals at work and my therapist coworker pulled me in her office to tell me she thought I'm trans and thought I should know.

"What Was I Thinking" by Dierks Bentley is what made me stop listening to country for years...

I think the saddest thing about this AI bubble shit is it proves DEFINITIVELY that having a massive infrastructure project that employs countless people can single handedly prop up the economy even if the end result is completely useless. But what if it was housing? Factories? Roads? Solar Panels?

Tired: Listening to the Mandolin Rain Wired: Listening to the Banjo Wind

So everything that has been happening for the back 15 years. The Anti-SJW movement, The Anti-Woke movement, The Anti-Trans movement, The Anti-Science movement, The Rise of /pol/, was all orchestrated by Epstein.

Sidetalk NYC getting imprisoned for declaring Joe Byron is president.

I have some younger friends (Gen Z? Not sure) that invited us to do a Super Bowl party at their place. After a bit of discussion we found out they didn't realize The Super Bowl comes on TV. Like they thought you had to buy cable or a peacock subscription or something. We're hosting now 😂

This dude doing "One-Man_Banda" has the best DROP ever. After my wife @j0siemostly.bsky.social, watched this clip I excitedly showed her, she said "Damn Hombre, where'd you find this?"

The Kid Rock MAGA Country fest line up has like 3 bands/artists that are my absolute favorites: Shenandoah, Diamond Rio, and Mark Chesnutt - Seeing them on this lineup all hurt pretty equally.

Today is my 6 year traniversary! Best decision I've ever made. If you think you might be trans, you already are! Take the pills, sweetie.

Damn, Impractical Joker's Sal Vulcano really has let himself go.

This is Shad erasure.

Ahh, Risk It for the Bisque It 2024. What a time!

Real talk: one time @nerfcrucifix.bsky.social, me, and our boy Dean ordered Lobster Bisque from Texas De Brazil and snuck it into the movie theater. It was literally this comic.

Happy Tejano Tuesday! My ultimate Tejano playlist is really doing some heavy lifting to get me through this dreary day.

I'm getting back into reading!

Gabrielle is baby.

Me after a 9 hour walk with my high-energy husky puppy...

Me every time I'm getting into my EV" Welcome to Earth!"

Do you ever lay in bed and longingly looking at photos of your ex and think about the great times you had? I do that with Tumble22.

I'm so hyped for Disclosure Day!

Everyzing vas better in old country