Putting $2 trillion and $45 billion into a spreadsheet and making this face for an hour

Just remembered that I'm less than a week away from my every waking moment being consumed by Taylor Swift music.

I mean yeah. Didn't his brother LIVE at pedophile Island for a while? Or did I mishear that?

I don't understand this. Like when and why did schools STOP banning phones? Why would you even do that?

"Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them"

she's been doing so much of this it's almost become part of the everyday background noise here on bluesky but it's basically impossible to overstate how important and courageous this work is.

Anyway, evergreen

Ma Eywa! Her gifts never cease 🙏

Can confirm, South Texas raccoons are a whole thing... This picture (blurry, sorry) was taken near Victoria, TX. There was a family of raccoons at my workplace that had a pet cat that they raised from a kitten.

I’ve suddenly realized that Boxer Rebellion Spike has Dawson hair and can’t unsee it.

Ms. And Ms. 💍💍

British flapjacks are WHAT??

well meaning people love to be like ‘aren’t you scared of being left behind if you don’t start using AI in your work’ and from the bottom of my heart: no, im not scared of that. i would rather go back to restaurants for the rest of my life than publish AI ‘books’

They had to do SOMETHING to distract from how boring the show is 😂

Sometimes you read an article that makes you feel like... idk... 15 years ago, some of us got on an express train and saw what was on the tracks ahead. And now we're on a call to the people on the slower train, now approaching, and they cannot comprehend the landscapes we describe as familiar.

the pearl clutching about 30fps after a few years of middling looking 60fps modes in AAA titles is so funny 30fps isn't going to kill you. I promise you'll be okay

Another nihilistic 4chan edgelord. Who could have seen it coming?

My greatest work.

Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"

Last night I finished The Pitt. It's incredible, stressful, brutal, hopeful, and endlessly compelling. I gotta say: it's ER. It's the greatest compliment I can give it, but also I think the first 3 seasons of ER are individually better than The Pitt so far. If you have never seen it GO. WATCH. ER.

YO!!!!!! 👀

2 many amazing games 😭

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!

I see people my age already falling into moral panics about the youth and then I actually meet young people and they're largely the same as they ever were. We have to chill.

BREAKING: Starbucks just announced a $1 billion restructuring and will close 59 unionized stores — nearly 10% of union locations. It includes the Roastery in Seattle, one of its busiest shops. CEO Brian Niccol made $100 million in four months last year.

Articles are now like "people are marrying the pizza tracker" and "the pizza tracker deserves human rights."

i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

U.S. intelligence has removed "T" from "LGBT" in their reports - including those intended to warn of threats to the community. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-disap...

composer writing an anime intro in 2025: *uses the same 4-5-3-6 chord progression that every series uses* Yoko Kanno writing an anime intro in 1996:

Tell the FTC: Hands Off Gender-Affirming Care transequality.org/ftc-hands-of...

Wasn’t ready for this intro and went “hell yeah brother” out loud

Peter "The Antichrist" Thiel: Y'all gotta destroy the entire earth. You wouldn't want The Antichrist to come, would you?

The Silent Hill 4 soundtrack is cool as hell and I fear it doesn't get enough credit. Ever. If you've dabbled in the Silent Hill soundtracks before, go listen to some of the songs from SH4. Tender Sugar? Incredible. Remodeling? Cool as shit. Go now, go and explore. WITH headphones.

Wrote for @thenation.com about the complicity of some liberal politicians and pundits in the conservative campaign to exterminate trans people www.thenation.com/article/poli...

see how settled science suddenly gets turned into something unclear as soon as conservatives make it a political issue? this has happened on dozens of issues.

I'm looking forward to Shelby Oaks, or as I like to call it: Silent Hill

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

No more Kamala Harris interviews. Society has progressed past the need for Kamala Harris interviews

Pritzker: "One of the reasons Trump wants to send troops into cities is bc he wants to be able to take control of the 2026 elections...if they've got troops in cities, & it becomes a kind of norm for people, then it won't be abnormal for them when they're going to vote having troops at ballot boxes"

Love to not exist 🙃

Sorry can't get raptured today. I'm busy creating too much shareholder value.

Y'all need to stop posting this propaganda about male to male plugs not existing... Conservatives are going to use this to reverse Obergefell.

My first 2 memories is watching Sawyer Brown on Star Search and asking my mom if I can be a girl. And both memories say SO MUCH about the person I became.

Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

A new study, based on a survey of 1,150 workers suggests that the injection of AI tools into the workplace has not resulted in a magic productivity boom and instead increased the amount of time that workers say they spend fixing low-quality AI-generated “work.” 🔗 www.404media.co/ai-workslop-...