I used to love synthesizers. They used to sound like the future. Now it seems electronic musicians have lost all imagination and only want the past.

Fuckenomics: the study of managing you balance of incoming and outgoing fucks.

I got my first client for my business today. also..HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

My entire life is a side-quest.

In case anyone wants to hear me mess around with the Vermona DRM1 mkIV while I make a sample set for it. #synthsky youtube.com/live/MssfFNn...

If you’re using an auto sampler to capture every third note over an 8 octave range you are most likely just wasting your memory. There. I said it. #synthsky

Re-imagining some of my ambient work as primitive instrumental EBM....and it's working.

I’d like someone to explain to me what is broken in my brain that I never enjoyed using an Ablation push or push 2, yet this Akai APC64 is making me like working with clips? #synthsky

Working on the desk. This is tough. I keep thinking I should just get an MPC Keyboard because at least that as aftertouch. #synthsky

I am saving this because in no universe will they ever be this well organized again. #synthsky

The part of the studio they never show you on instagram. #synthsky

Some peoples oldest possession is a toy or stuffed animal they’ve cherished all their lives. Me? I have a college level textbook on paleontology I was given when I was 7.

Me and this squirrel might be soul mates.

Sometimes, when I look at the news, I just think to myself “the luddites were right”

A few years ago, I had cataract surgery just so that Apple could go and modify their designed philosophy so that it looks like I have cataracts again #ios26

What the job search has become: “I’ll have my AI reach out to your AI and will trigger the apocalypse together”

Studio progress continues #synthsky

Moved both slatwalls this morning. They have better placement and are more properly anchored into the studs. Very solid. Now for arranging gear on them.

I know tariffs are affecting shipping prices, but Christ:

After evaluating, I don’t need to have a Behringer Neutron and a Proton. Honestly probably don’t need either given the girth of my eurorack collection, but I’m going to start by letting that one go….maybe.

Now in its final resting place. Much better for recording. #synthsky

Ok…time to get off my ass and do something

Moved this heavy bastard onto a stand with wheels. This is not its final resting place in the studio, but it will be much more easily moved in the future. #synthsky

Big sale....time to let go of a lot: www.noisetheorem.com/noise-to-sig... #synthsky

Could the music in Elektron promotional videos be anymore annoying? I have doubts that’s possible.

I’m preparing for the stages of Elektron gas: #synthsky #elektron

Post-vaccination brain fog is the dominant state for the day.

I think it’s time I force myself to figure out VCV. #synthsky

Another knobcon in the books. This year was much quieter than past years. I noticed a lot of non-us manufacturers decided to skip it…can’t say I blame them at all.

If there were only a way I could turn all this synthesizer knowledge into income. Suggestions? Wrong answers only. #synthsky

Curator or Creator? What am I? #synthsky #synthesizers youtube.com/shorts/63OTG...

My physical therapist is an evil sadist

Anyone coming to #KnobCon next weekend, I’ll sell you my Oxi One (mkI) with split module for $400. I’ve got the case, too (not pictured). #synthsky #forsale

The OPx-4 plugin for the Akai MPC series is a fever dream of weird drones and metallic textures. Go watch my archived live stream. I’m going to do another video soon of my custom sounds (like/subscribe to be notified) #akaimpc #synthsky

Just a reminder that I will be streaming at 1:30 pm Chicago Time today. youtube.com/live/EGmm6zl.... #synthsky

Governor J. B. Pritzker is turning Illinois into a reproductive rights stronghold, and has also pursued national coalitions with other Democratic governors to resist Trump-led initiatives.

You never have to watch any of my vids, but if you could subscribe to my channel, it would help me a great deal. Thank you. youtube.com/@noisetheore...

I haven't played these two in a bit. Man, they are just so good. I have too many synths...but how do you choose which to let go of? #synthsky

Goal for tomorrow: clean this crap up. #synthsky

If only synthesizer knowledge was marketable, I’d have dozens of dollars. Probably #synthsky

Signs you’ve been unemployed too long: you dream about a Ghostbusters / ScoobyDo crossover series and mentally start writing a script at breakfast.

Trying to decide on today’s purpose.

New track, extracted from my recent live performance. #synthsky soundcloud.com/noisetheorem...

so...I've started learning SwiftUI so I can play with coding an app. Because why the fuck not.

bored...streaming...#synthsky youtube.com/live/iCB1s6N...

Me, doing youtube like its 2011 #synthsky www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Ok...

Question: Would you rather see a video of me idiot testing it with the ROM that came with it (the wrong one) or should I hold that stream for after I've moved Phatt, Tecno Construction Yard, Beat Garden and World ROMS into it? (and would you want to see a video of that process?).

Racked and (mostly) ready #synthsky

Looks like the power could be out for a few days. Perfect. Live streams will be suspended, obviously, but now I’ll have to figure out where I can do interviews.

Video of the storm that just blew through. Power out. Quarter size hail. Trees down. Fun times. #weather