I'm gonna say it Midichlorians are a good concept, just botched execution. Magic microorganisms that are in everyone and everything and help guide the will of the universe via invisible means, great, but they need to be revealed via a spiritual mystery instead of a Gillette razor blood test

started my weekend zone by watching One Battle. Every frame of Benicio really is glorious.

Very cool game, what if an RTS had Fire Emblem style sidescrolling encounters dictated by gambit/autobattler style unit programming

my most butlerian jihad coded belief is that we should probably make it illegal – and more importantly, we should work toward a cultural consensus that it is immoral – to design a computer program whose interface uses the first person

non-green yoshis are a kind of guy but green capital y Yoshi is the guy

feeling bad about work, the world, and myself but I also get to take time off to disappear into Destiny Star Wars in 12 days so things can be kinda cool sometimes

*walking with rhythm and surrounded by wormsign*

Commission 💭 #destiny2 #destiny2art

Annoyed that the Pope keeps saying cool stuff, I don't want to like the Pope

Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope. Yes, THAT Pope.

It's very cool how superficially similar BotW and TotK are, but how different they play and how the latter builds on the other. Would be interested to see a third game play with flexible, global, permanent world state changes

want to hang out with these dudes so bad

Destiny 2 is probably the greatest feeling co-op game of all time when you have a crew, and if they ever can patch it up to be friendly to newcomers it will be truly GOATed

he'll yeah

In vain we compute our felicities by the advantage of our good names, since bad have equal durations, and Wario is like to live as long as Mario

I was on Here and Now!! A show that even the non-gamers in your life might have heard of! www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2...

Black Ops 7 campaign: the tech trillionaire villain is using quantum computing to make an AI deepfake Menendez! Multiplayer:

oh hell yes let's go

Bowser Jr. will be voiced by Benny Safdie Bowser Jr. will be voiced by Benny Safdie Bowser Jr. will be voiced by Benny Safdie Bowser Jr. will be voiced by Benny Safdie Bowser Jr. will be voiced by Benny Safdie Bowser Jr. will be voiced by Benny Safdie Bowser Jr. will be voiced by Benny Safdie

gonna make this fit when I get a good roll of this thing

I don't do social media drama, but there is one specific person who I was in proximity to years ago who still comes across my feed occasionally and I ALWAYS investigate the shitslinging extensively

tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past? nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to omega force: she was killing one million guys

It's 1348 and you're getting rat faces in your notifications. Chat is this good

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

me: maybe i should do the dishes the sith holocron i keep on my desk, suddenly glowing red: 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓. 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 𝐍𝐎 𝐃𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄. 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒. 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑 𝟐𝟓 me: hmm…. more NASCAR 25, perhaps

Badlands time baybeeee

Hyrule Warriors (DE and AoC) is so good, I think I might be musou pilled. Would like to play a proper Dynasty Warriors someday too, but probably after I read some Three Kingdoms

She smiles and says "I will always love you" *sobbing uncontrollably* "Grok.... Is this true?"

its right behind you dumbass

IT'S SPECIAL AMMO AND TOP SLOT, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's a rote sentiment but damn, I picked a funny time to read 1984 for the first time in my adult life

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Caves of Qud is so good, glad I finally gave it another shot

Vex Unit-BR13: Oh my god did you see Vex Unit-BR14N's hat Unit-V1NC3N7: Oh fuck hahahaha Unit-BR13: It looks so fucking stupid I can't cycle

Destiny added a modifier for Festival of the Lost called Ten Gallon Hat, so now everyone has cowboy hats and if you shoot them off you can wear them. They give a stacking damage buff and the hat gets bigger the more you put on. I love it

i can't believe they have to play again today.

Rotom.

don't support the Halo CE remake. Not because it's a boring project or it doesn't look very good or because you can already play the superior original via the MCC which you probably own, but because it becomes more and more morally right to boycott Microsoft with each passing day

Fuck Microsoft. Like genuinely how hard is it to be like, "yeah, man, minorities actually AREN'T and shouldn't be compared to a plague of deformed flesh people that need to be destroyed!" Companies aren't even doing the bare minimum anymore. They're just letting their racist flags fly.

In Morrowind store owners put on clothes you sold to them if it was better than what they had. You could also enchant a shirt to poison yourself. So you could sell them a really nice self-poisoning shirt, fast forward an hour, then they'd be dead behind the counter and you could take their stuff

When someone is hating the same thing im hating on but theyre hating it for the wrong reason and spreading misinformation

This image is getting used a lot lately...

the year we get a character from the 60s in Destiny and there's no new Halloween lore

I love it too! Among the titles selling exactly 1 NEW unit at US retail in Sept: 3DS Imagine Babyz PS2 Grandia 3 PS3 Blitz: The League II PS3 uDraw Pictionary ($5!!) PS4 Kao the Kangaroo Wii The Smurfs Dance Party XBO Balan Wonderworld XBX Batman Begins PS3 Wolfenstein Wii Just Dance 2020 Wheeeee

We regret to inform you the oyster duck has a totenkopf tattoo

It sounds even more like a JRPG battle theme like this.