Uncle Put More Thought Than Usual Into This Year’s Gift Cards https://theonion.com/uncle-put-more-thought-than-usual-into-this-year-s-gift-1819577308/

Valve should rerelease Left 4 Dead 2

Really rough year for a lot of us here at home. Lots of unwanted changes and individual struggles but I’m blessed I was able to not only give everyone in my family (including my partner) a really nice gift but actually spend and enjoy the holidays with them, something I know most people don’t have.

Had some whiskey and now I’m getting emotional watching James Cameron being interviewed about Avatar.

By Josh Safdie’s third movie from now, every character will be played by a former NBA player

Okay this made me laugh lmao

In my opinion, THE SANTA CLAUSE is definitely the best Christmas movie to ever star a former drug trafficker who ratted out his criminal partners in order to avoid federal prison.

Again, what am I supposed to feel?

Just imagining if Merrick Garland did his job

Just imagining if Merrick Garland’s DOJ had shitposted.

So many AI-generated Christmas cards via email this week.

The "Kubrick stare" ruined staring at your friends and family like this

Forcing me to work on Christmas Eve should be illegal

have to go to the liquor store for a last second gift this morning

The grind after the grind

Good morning. I’m training to defeat Santa in combat.

Folks, I don't like to be a stickler, but the costumes in this ODYSSEY adaptation do not strike me as historically accurate.

Tired: Thunder is gonna repeat Wired: Wemby is gonna help Luke Kornet win his second ring

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

miami heat is a terrorist organization. i would like to join spurs nation

Avoiding the Miami Heat since I’m at work and I’m planning on keeping it that way when I get home.

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,

Over the last couple of years I’ve been called slurs, jokingly referred to as an illegal immigrant, been the butt of numerous jokes about “being illegal,” said that my dad getting deported was okay if Trump wasn’t elected in the process, etc. All by white people, some “well-meaning” or enlightened

happy festivus everyone today i am airing my grievances regarding the miami heat for tricking me into thinking they were a good team only to go back to being as mid as i predicted they would be

Do you think the Na’vi have their own Epstein situation?

NFL BLITZ 2001

Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?

Slick Willy is in the Epstein files but true patriot Miles Quaritch isn’t.

via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon

They have this new avatar movie debut right at christmastime and they didn’t advertise it with “feliz na’vidad”, incredible whiff on their part

Redacting my name off the naughty list so Santa brings me a PS5

Lmao

beer mom

Good morning

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

i believe that, despite lacking language, dogs are able to intuit the truth about 9/11

Playing Fortnite on a monitor that has a high refresh rate and I get it. I’ve seen the light.

if one day after you’ve been taking your meds for a while you start thinking “oh yeah i don’t even need these anymore i’m normal now” that’s the devil talking to you

Fair use.

REAL

Bought Destiny 1 and the Division 1 w/DLC. Loot is on the menu boys.

Chapter 2: if you see a popular post, respond to it by explaining how the world is bad and how now is not the right time for the aforementioned post

60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts. It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long. www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...

Just watched the 60 Minutes segment. Basically it debunks the fundamental claim used by Trump admin that the detainees it sent there are “terrorists” and corroborates torture using clips from El Salvadorean influencers Bukele uses internally. Would be a shock to low information voters, probably

“She,” he repeated, “is a victim.” Martin, the superintendent, countered: “Sometimes in life we can be both victims and perpetrators.” --- That superintendent should never work in a school again